I open a supermarket in Meiman

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Ahem, stop it

Lu Yu stopped the random thoughts in his heart, and then he started to be in a daze after replying.

He doesn’t know much about the DC Universe, but even if he doesn’t know much about it, he still knows that the DC Universe is the same as the Marvel Universe. The characters are set to break the sky, how he sheds a drop of sweat when pushing the earth with one hand, the power of a hundred thousand suns, and how the universe is connected. A big explosion can only move a hair.

These settings look very familiar, except to say that all the superheroes in the Marvel and DC universes are masters of multidimensionality.

But in the movie, it is shown that the power of [-] suns is beating people to death on the earth, and it is a miracle that the earth has not exploded yet.

Judging from the performance, apart from the background board and the super-limited character Superman, there should be no one in the DC universe who can defeat the King of Demons, Sun Wukong.

Besides, Sun Wukong is in Gotham City, and the fighting power of the people in Gotham City simply insults the word boss.

Needless to say, the Joker is characterized by madness rather than destructive power. Needless to say, Batman has a high IQ. As for other Penguins, Two-Face, etc., it is a question whether their combat effectiveness is even [-].

So the question is, why does Sun Wukong, the king of demons who can sing invincible and lonely in Gotham City, send out a cry for help in the middle of the night?

"Are you really not coming in?" Qiyu poked his head out of the supermarket, holding large and small bags in his hands, stimulating Lu Yu with his actions.

It's good to have a friend who owns a supermarket. You can take whatever you want and take as much as you want.

"I'm not going in." Why go in? Let's see if you take my things. Thinking like this, Lu Yu's heart ached again. Just take it. If you get some toothpaste or something, I will treat you as my friend. , but can you please not get it from an expensive one? Given the system’s urinary nature, I’m afraid this money will be deducted from my account.

But no matter how distressed I am, I admit it. As an excellent supermarket owner, it is not my style to default on my debts.

"Oh." Saitama responded, then retracted his head and continued to take things.

As soon as Saitama finished speaking, the phone started ringing.

Sun Wukong, the king of demon kings, sent a new message, "Boss, about an hour after you left that day, a guy wearing underwear came to the supermarket and said he wanted to discuss things with us."

Wearing underwear outside

Superman

Superman came to my supermarket. Lu Yu asked with confusion: "What next."

"Then I argued with him with my fists." Sun Wukong, the king of demon kings, replied.

The theory with fists is indeed in line with the style of this dead monkey. Lu Yu asked while thinking: "What next?"

"Then I thought about it. As a three-good monkey, I should learn from a gentleman to talk but not to do anything." Sun Wukong, the king of demon kings, said.

"Tell the truth." Lu Yu curled his lips. You are a gentleman who talks but doesn't do things. I think you are a monkey who doesn't talk.

There are monkeys who like to talk but not use hands. For example, there is a monkey who has been following Tang Monk for a long time and then has a great enlightenment. Another example is a certain female version of the monkey, but this definitely does not include this monkey called the King of Demons.

"I didn't defeat him." Sun Wukong, the king of demons, said to the bachelor.

Although the man wearing underwear outside his underwear is immoral, he is still very powerful. His body is harder than his, and he cannot be beaten no matter how hard he is hit. He also has a pair of red eyes that can shoot lasers when they get red.

As soon as you fight him, his eyes become red and blazing, and he shoots lasers everywhere.

"I knew it was like this." Lu Yu looked at his phone and sighed, "Sun Wukong, you are already an adult monkey. It's time to find a way to deal with Superman on your own."

Sun Wukong, King of Demon Kings: "."

"After all, the boss can't be by your side all the time, you have to take care of yourself."

"Boss, if you don't come over, I'll come back by myself."

"Just wait, I'll be there right away." Lu Yu closed the private chat interface, and then thought about how to deal with Superman.

Although Superman is praised more often and in many types, such as Silver Superman, Gold Superman and a bunch of other messed-up Superman, compared with other DC superheroes who boast of being amazing and do [-] damage in actual combat, Superman is still more worthy of his name. of.

Speed ​​faster than bullets, power stronger than the impact of a locomotive, hearing that can hear the sound of a mosquito in a distant place, a body of steel that is difficult to break, eyes that can shoot lasers, and the ability to see through.

Putting these abilities alone in one person can create a superhero. Put them all in Superman at once, and the title of DC's own son will no longer escape.

To deal with this kind of DC's own son, then go to DC's father Batman, use the intelligence-lowering halo to lower Superman's IQ, or find someone who can beat Superman to death.

As it happens, he has one right here.

Lubbing Saitama to the DC Universe is equivalent to having an extra bodyguard, and it is also very cheap. When the time comes, he will cheat again and even save Saitama's employment fee.

Don't get me wrong, he's not trying to fool Saitama, he's trying to fool Tony Stark.

I invited Saitama to be your bodyguard for Tony Stark. Are you too embarrassed not to pay me for it? I advanced you so much salary in the early stage. Are you too embarrassed not to reimburse me? Besides, I was afraid that you were in danger, so I hired it specially for you. A bodyguard will come over. Are you embarrassed not to pay me the agency fee?

What, you said that you are not in danger and do not need bodyguards. How do I know? I am just worried about you. I am completely kind-hearted. This kindness alone is worthy of you spending a lot of money to reward me.

Thinking of this, Lu Yu showed a refreshing smile.

Saitama, who had just selected a bunch of products from the supermarket, saw Lu Yu's smile and walked back silently. He decided to return some of the products himself, because looking at Lu Yu's smile, he felt that something bad was going to happen. happened.

"Fellow Taoist, please stay." Lu Yu saw Qiyu getting up and quickly shouted from behind.

After Qiyu stopped, Lu Yu adjusted his collar and slowly came to Qiyu, "This fellow Taoist, you are doing well recently."

"What you said made me have the urge to hit someone." Saitama clenched his fist and almost punched him out. The words "fellow Taoist please stay" just now made all the hairs on his body stand up.

"I have good news to tell you." Lu Yu showed a kind smile, "There is a supermarket going on sale soon."

"Not interested." Having just experienced the supermarket's limited exemption, he has no interest in discounts or anything like that.

"Limited exemption."

"Not interested in."

"Ten days in a row."

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