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Question: What is it like to ride on the Rainbow Bridge?

Anonymous reply to Lu Yu and Lu Aotian: Thank you for the invitation. I am an alien. I just stepped off the Rainbow Bridge. I was invited by the alien prince. It is hard to refuse the invitation. Regarding the Rainbow Bridge, first of all, this statement is wrong. The Rainbow Bridge is not a bridge, but a transmission channel, so he Its scientific name is not Rainbow Bridge, but Rainbow Elevator.

Secondly, regarding the experience of riding the Rainbow Bridge, have you ever taken an elevator? Because the elevator has a relatively large acceleration at the moment it starts, people taking the elevator will have a very slight dizziness. This slight dizziness will occur when taking the Rainbow Elevator. Magnified countless times.

gorgeous dividing line

The alien prince is too violent.

There are too many people in Asgard.

Interested.

hidden.

Intrusion and deletion.

that's all.

When Lu Yu came out of the Rainbow Bridge, he vowed never to ride on the Rainbow Bridge again.

At first, he thought that the Rainbow Bridge was similar to a space door. After walking in, it was like crossing the threshold of his own door. He flew into the sky with a tearing sound. But after he sat on it, he realized that the Rainbow Bridge was an elevator. Planted, and flew into the sky in a flash.

Damn, don’t you know I’m sick in the elevator?

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After leaving a pool of unknown liquid on the ground, Lu Yu took out a packet of paper from the system space and threw it on the ground to destroy the evidence, and asked calmly: "Thunder God Thor."

Thor, the God of Thunder, did not speak, but looked at Lu Yu and indicated with his eyes: "Why are you calling me?"

But the next moment he saw Lu Yu picked up the damn puppy from the ground and said directly to it: "Thor, don't spit on the ground casually in the future, and be hygienic."

Thor: ""

Lu Yu, we are all friends.

"Wang Wang"

Thor, the Shiba Inu, looked at Lu Yu with a puzzled look on his face. Didn't that thing come from you? Why did it come from me?

"I am Thor, the God of Thunder." Thor, the God of Thunder, gritted his teeth and said, "Yu, I strongly urge you to change the name of your dog."

"Woof woof" Thor the Shiba Inu bared his teeth at Thor the God of Thunder.

Why should I change my name and not you?

I obviously won the fight.

"If you can change your dog's name, I will grant you a request." Thor said through gritted teeth.

Lu Yu's eyes lit up.

This condition is good.

So do I want all the artifacts and props in Odin's treasure house, or do I want all the artifacts and props in Odin's treasure house.

"Woof woof" Shiba Inu Thor stopped roaring at Thor this time and barked at Lu Yu instead.

"I know, I know." Lu Yu stroked the Shiba Inu Thor's back with one hand and smoothed its back hair. "I won't let you change your name. I absolutely won't. Just rest assured."

Although Odin's treasure trove is important, my dog ​​is even more important.

After all, the treasure trove can be accessed at any time, which is not always the case with dogs.

After saying that, Lu Yu felt a little strange.

Isn’t it said that only cats can have hairy hair? Why can even dogs have hairy hair? Am I remembering it wrong or is Thor the Shiba Inu actually a cat wearing dog skin?

"Dead dog." Seeing that the nearly successful name change was ruined by the dead dog, Thor was angry. "After I get the weapon, we will challenge each other. Whoever loses will change his name."

"Woof woof" Shiba Inu Thor started barking wildly after hearing this. Come on, I'm afraid that you will be defeated.

"what did he say"

After the battle was over and the enemy answered, Thor realized the language barrier and immediately asked Lu Yu to translate.

"It said it wanted to fight now. If you don't have time later," Lu Yu translated.

Are you kidding me? I'll wait until you get the hammer before hitting me. Why didn't you say I'll wait until you get to heaven before hitting me?

Thor, the Shiba Inu, doesn’t know how powerful Thor’s new hammer is. How could he not know? Even the beam of light emitted by Thanos who has gathered all the Infinity Stones can split open. The power of the hammer is just short of awesome. It's written on it.

Wait until he gets the hammer before hitting him. Why don't he just give you his name?

Thor the Shiba Inu looked at Lu Yu in confusion. Is this what I meant? Why didn't I know?

Lu Yu gently touched the Shiba Inu Thor's fur.

As mentioned before, Lu Yu suspected that Thor, the Shiba Inu, was not actually a Shiba Inu, but a cat that looked like a Shiba Inu.

According to his many years of experience in petting cats, as long as he gently touches the fur on its back, it will feel very comfortable. When it feels comfortable, it will squint its eyes and turn on the lazy cat mode. It feels particularly comfortable. It can meow and cry.

Thor: "."

现在

How to fight now? I don't even have a weapon. I can't fight with bare hands. How about you give me your weapon and I'll fight with you right away.

Then he felt very tired. With such a dog around, I, the God of Thunder, lost all my majesty.

I think back then, when I first appeared in front of humans, although I was a little embarrassed, others still regarded me as a god. Now, I am just like a dog.

Especially Jane, hugging this dog every day in S.H.I.E.L.D. and leaving me, her real boyfriend, aside, is really intolerable to my uncle and unbearable to my aunt.

"Forget it, let's get the hammer first." Thor said, "Does the hammer you mentioned really exist?"

He knew that the dwarf was good at forging. Not only did he know it, but the universe also knew it.

In fact, most of the weapons in the Asgard are made by dwarves and are very sophisticated. With these weapons, it is a little difficult for the warriors in the Asgard to conquer the universe, but there is still no problem in protecting the nine realms.

Weapons like the Thor's hammer he held before, Odin's armor and other weapons were all made by the dwarves.

However, the weapons of the dwarves were good, but the weapons of the dwarves were all made by hand, and it took a lot of time to make them. This was why he immediately went to Lu Yu to ask for a hammer instead of asking the dwarves to make a new hammer.

By the time the dwarves build the hammer, Asgard will fall.

"Of course." Lu Yu said to Thor, the God of Thunder, while petting the dog: "As far as I know, the dwarves have been building that hammer for a long time."

In the original book, Thor, the god of thunder, was beaten by Thanos and realized the fact that he needed a weapon. As soon as he went there, the dwarf's hammer was built. It was such a coincidence.

"I just have to wait until you go to get it."

It’s okay if you can’t get it, the worst thing is just wait.

Anyway, it's not long before Thanos attacks Asgard. By then, Thor will still be able to get the hammer. After all, no matter how powerful he is as a butterfly fan, he can't delete the hammer on an alien planet.

etc.

Thanos attacks Asgard

Thanos seems to be attacking Asgard for the Space Stone in Asgard.

But there are no Infinity Stones in Asgard right now.

Because the space gem that should be in Asgard is now in his hands.

Not only does he have the Space Stone, but he also has the Reality Stone and the Mind Stone

So that is to say.

Lu Yu looked at the sparkling diamond ring on his finger and fell into deep contemplation for a moment.

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