I open a supermarket in Meiman

etc.

Tang Monk cannot commit suicide by jumping into the river. If the River God comes and says that all the rivers in the infinite multiverse are under my control, and then fishes out three Tang Monks from the river and throws them in front of him, he will go crazy.

So, Monk Tang, you'd better self-immolate. If you think self-immolation is too painful, you can consider hanging, jumping off a building, or taking poison. If you still feel pain after these, let me chop off your dog's head with a knife. I guarantee that you will go without pain. Complete the task of learning from experience.

"You're such a sissy."

There was a newcomer in the group who started to quarrel with Tang Seng, and Lu Yu suddenly felt like a confidant, and then.

"She's even more sissy than the River God."

Lu Yu:

He was confused. How did the other party know about the river god? Could it be

He clicked on the other party's profile and saw that the other party's avatar was a woman with an awl face and a thick layer of facial mask on her face.

Name: Nuwa

Age: secret

Gender: Female

Location: The World of One Hundred Thousand Bad Jokes.

Well, I knew he was from Shi Lengli. Counting together, Thor, the River God, this woman and this hot man, there were already 4 people from Shi Lengli around him.

"Could this be the legendary fate?" Lu Yu felt that if he was really destined to be with a hundred thousand cold jokes, then he would wait for the lottery and let him pull out the Creation Scepter.

He wanted to use the Creation Scepter to witness a hundred thousand cold jokes and his friendship, but he didn't know if the system would give him the honor.

"Nuwa", the young master looked at the other person's nickname and was quite confused.

Although when he saw this group, he felt that he had met an immortal, but he was still shocked when he saw Nuwa. After all, immortals are divided into different sizes, from the Earth God to the Jade Emperor. They are divided into different levels.

Needless to say, Nuwa's level is that she is the ancient righteous god, the mother of mankind, and the top god.

How could he not be surprised?

"Please call me Queen." Nuwa heard someone calling her and said instinctively. After she finished speaking, she realized that this was not her temple, but a chat group of all realms, and what she just said seemed to damage her. The possibility of the image of the highest god in the East was immediately concealed, "I'm going to do some maintenance, you can play with it by yourself."

"Could it be that the word "nuwa" means "queen"? The young master was even more confused. For the first time, he suspected that he had learned Chinese characters for so many years in vain.

"Say weakly, can you please stop fighting?" Orochi, who always pays attention to the group and intends to hug the group, saw that the atmosphere in the group was not good, and immediately came out to break up the fight.

However, no one paid attention to her.

Now Huoyun Evil God just wants to be beaten to death, "I'm at the Shanghai Abnormal Person Research Center. That person who just said he wanted to punch me to death can come to me."

Saitama was confused. Is there such a place in Shanghai? Why don’t I remember that there is a city called Shanghai in District 11?

“Where is Shanghai?”

Fire Cloud Evil God frowned. In such a famous place like Shanghai, you don’t know whether you might have a guilty conscience and want to avoid the battle, so he said in the group: "If you can’t find Shanghai, just tell me a location and I will come." Looking for you."

"I'm in City A now." Saitama replied.

This time it was Huo Yun Xie Shen's turn to be confused. Is there such a place in City A? Why don't I remember that there is a city called City A in China?

Lu Yu saw that these two people had arranged an appointment with each other, but they didn't go through with it. He couldn't help but come out and said: "This group has a red envelope function, which is the button above. Just press it and it will teleport the person to the other person." , if you want to ask for a fight, you can give out red envelopes and ask for a fight. Others should be careful not to grab the red envelopes randomly, otherwise they will be beaten to death. Don’t blame me for not reminding you."

That last sentence sets the rules.

After all, the forest is big and there are all kinds of birds, and if there are more members in the group, there are all kinds of people. If he hands out a red envelope and someone with quick eyes and quick hands snatches it away, it will be a disaster.

So he explained in advance that if he wanted to grab a red envelope like this, there would be no need to go through the process and he could just beat him to death.

Yue Buqun, who was looking at the screen while walking down the mountain, suddenly felt a touch of sadness when he saw this sentence.

If I had known that it would be so easy to get to Tian Boguang, I would have gone down the mountain and asked a friend to find Tian Boguang's whereabouts. I would have just teleported him there.

"So it can be like this." Saitama nodded and said, "This group is very convenient. Fire Cloud Evil God, should you pass it over or should I pass it over?"

"Pass it here." Although Fire Cloud Evil God looks crazy, he is not stupid. What if he teleports to someone else's territory alone and gets beaten up?

Don't look at the fact that he keeps saying that he just wants to be beaten to death, but that is just a lie. What he really wants to do is to beat others to death, and the people he wants to beat to death are not ordinary people, but masters who can fight with him.

"Oh, I'll go there then."

Saitama immediately became a red envelope. He never thought about what to do if he was beaten, because no matter how many enemies he had, he could defeat them with one punch. What if he couldn't be dealt with with one punch? It would be weird to use two punches.

No one can stop his punch, at least not now.

A big red envelope was lying motionless in the group.

Everyone peeking at the screen watched, but no one dared to move.

Lu Yu had said before that he shouldn't grab red envelopes randomly, otherwise he would be beaten to death. Don't blame him for not warning him, so no one dared to move.

Huoyun Evil God looked at the red envelopes in the group and suddenly didn't want to click on them.

After all, this group is so weird. Wouldn’t it be tragic if a monster or something popped out of the red envelope when he clicked on it?

As a warrior, he wanted to be beaten to death by a warrior, or beat a warrior to death, instead of fighting some monsters.

Besides, if you ask me to open a red envelope, I have to open a red envelope. Then wouldn’t it be too shameful for me, Fire Cloud Evil God?

In short, it's not that he's a coward, it's that he doesn't want to order it.

As a master who has reached the pinnacle of the world, he can do whatever he wants and no one can control him. This is called doing whatever he wants.

"Well, the weather is really nice today. I went out for a walk. If any of you come to play at the Abnormal Research Center in the future, I'll treat you to a meal."

Eat your sister, you shameless guy.

The people in the group who were peeping at the screen saw that Huoyun Evil God was so shameless, and they all despised him in their hearts. You said you, you started shouting that you wanted to be beaten to death, but now people are coming to beat you, and you are cowardly again. You can't be too human. Fire Cloud Evil God.

After Tian Boguang despised Huoyun Evil God in his heart, he began to worship Huoyun Evil God deeply.

First, he frantically attracts hatred, and then dives for fun when others ask for the address for a fight. Fire Cloud Evil God's kite-flying skills are really a role model for our generation.

Thinking of role models, Tian Boguang thought of Yue Buqun who was about to chop him down, and suddenly felt stable. I can't beat you, why can't I fly a kite?

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