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Friendly question: What is it like to have a 4-ton weight pressed against the ground?please()

Anonymous answer (Lu Yu and Lu Aotian): Thank you for the invitation. First of all, the ground cannot bear a weight of 4 tons, so when you jump freely towards it, you will find that the ground is like tofu blocks, which will be broken when you step on it. Secondly, When people step on tofu, there is a high probability that they will fall. As we all know, when people fall, they will subconsciously grab the handrails. Then you will find that high-rise buildings made of reinforced concrete are in the face of 10 tons of gripping force. In fact, it is no different from paper.

Finally, I solemnly recommend that American real estate businessmen use high-strength building materials when building high-rise buildings. The requirements are that they can withstand at least 10 tons of grip force.

So I had an idea of ​​what it was like to have a 4-ton weight pressed against the ground. 'The answer to this question is of interest, so it remains anonymous and is not reprinted.

After a moment of inner distraction, Lu Yu felt a little sore in his balls.

His original intention was to show off in front of the world.

But he never expected that the ground of the American emperor was also a shoddy project. He jumped so lightly and made such big news after landing.

He looked at the ground that collapsed because it couldn't bear his own weight, and then looked at the high-rise building that was broken by him as he used it as an armrest.

Only one word flashed through his mind.

The wind is screaming!

But before running away, he will never let go of the culprit this time.

Thinking of this, his eyes like electric lights stared fiercely at the two giants, one yellow and one green, in front of him. His bright eyes were like 100-watt light bulbs because of his anger.

Yes, in his eyes, this was all Hulk and Abomination's fault.

If the two of them hadn't been fighting here for nothing, and it happened to arouse his interest in pretending to be cool, how could this human tragedy of pretending to be an idiot happen?

So it's all their fault.

Lu Yu himself would never make a mistake.

Hulk and Abomination had already stopped.

Originally, the two of them were having a great time punching each other, kicking me and punching each other, but then a giant fell from the sky, and then the earth shook, the sky collapsed, and there were water, electricity, and fire everywhere.

Suddenly they stopped and looked warily at the giant that suddenly appeared in front of them.

Whether it is the Hulk or the Abomination, their bodies are taller than ordinary people, and their bulging muscles are full of power and oppression, but for the 120-meter-tall Ultraman Tiga who weighs 4 tons, , both of them were as weak and helpless as the rats on the ground.

Lu Yu didn't care how pitiful and weak these two ferocious and irrational beasts were now, he only knew that he needed to vent his anger now.

Looking at the giant who was so huge that he could only see his head when he looked up, and the full and barely concealed malice, both Hulk and Abomination felt that their sanity had returned.

"You... who are you?"

"You... what do you want to do?"

hehe.

What?

Of course I'm going to deal with you.

You two unruly beasts, I, Lu Yu, and Lu Aotian will let you know today why the flowers are so red.

Lu Yu smiled ferociously and grabbed it, his huge palm swept over, and directly grabbed Abomination and Hulk together. Under the huge grip force, Hulk and Abomination were directly pressed together. If it weren't for Lu Yu, Holding them and just looking at their postures, people who didn't know better thought they were having sex.

Taking a baseball pitching posture, Lu Yu faced the sun, which coated his blue body with a dazzling golden light.

Leave you!

With a hard throw, music rang in Lu Yu's heart: "Bon voyage! I wish you a safe journey!"

After taking care of the Hulk and Abomination, he was angry and mighty. Looking at the collapsing ground and the broken tall buildings, he decided that he should try again.

"I, Ultraman Tiga, come from Nebula M78, not from Earth!"

……

General Ross looked at the ruins all over the ground with dull eyes. In just a short while, New York had become like this?besides……

Such a huge loss. The culprit has escaped. What should I do? I'm waiting online. It's very urgent.

"General Ross." S.H.I.E.L.D. cut into the military's communication channel, and Nick Fury's gloomy voice reached General Ross's newly restored ears, "I need an explanation."

Ross has made such big news. Although a large part of the blame lies with the US military, it does not mean that SHIELD, like White Lotus, has no black spots at all.

At the very least, you, a special organization under the World Security Council, hold such powerful force and authority, but you failed to prevent this incident from happening. SHIELD cannot escape this responsibility.

Although it is said that the American soldiers have always been awesome and think that the emperor is the second best and has not paid SHIELD's account once or twice, but this is not the reason that the World Security Council can give for accountability.

Saying so would only make SHIELD appear incompetent.

"I will explain to you, but not now." General Ross replied perfunctorily and turned off the headset. Now he was in a bad mood.

He had gone too far with his transformation and caused such a big accident. If a group of secret troops showed up here now and wanted to arrest him, he wouldn't be surprised at all.

So at this moment, he is in no mood to answer Nick Fury's questions. If you have the ability, please tell the military court not to come to me.

Inside SHIELD and Trident Headquarters, Nick Fury heard a busy tone, and his one eye immediately became clouded. After thinking for a moment, he dialed a phone number, "Pierce, I think I need to apply for more special funds." ”

"Reason." A voice came from the other side of the phone.

"The current combat troops are not enough to deal with powerful aliens. We need to improve the physical fitness of the combat troops and update their equipment." Nick Fury said, "Only strong bodies and firepower can fulfill SHIELD's responsibilities and protect the world. To ensure safety and prevent those aliens from causing greater harm."

"Okay, okay, I promise you, but I don't know if the World Security Council will promise you." Pierce complained, "You know, those people are a group of people who want us to protect world security but don't want to give us You are a miser about money. If you apply for funding from them, there will be no results if you don’t argue for three days and three nights.”

"So, I'm leaving it to you." Nick Fury knew that his old director was the best at this kind of thing.

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