I open a supermarket in Meiman

Lu Yu saved the world again. .

But he didn't have the slightest bit of pride, and was still strengthening his equipment tremblingly.

For example, like now, I threw the Iron Man suit into the water that was hanging on the ceiling of my house.

"Who is hitting me?" The River God floated out of the water wearing an Iron Man suit. When he saw Lu Yu's face changed, he had a gold Iron Man suit in his left hand and a silver Iron Man suit in his right hand. He said, "My honest master. , did you drop this gold Iron Man suit, this silver Iron Man suit, or this ordinary Iron Man suit?"

"Who is this?" Hill asked as he saw the river god suddenly appearing.

"Sissy."

"I am the River God." The River God and Lu Yu spoke at the same time, and he then introduced himself, "Have you heard the story of Hermes and the Woodcutter? Actually, I am Hermes."

Hermes?

She was very familiar with the story of Hermes and the Woodcutter, but it was a myth.

However, Thor, the God of Thunder, has appeared, and there seems to be nothing too surprising about the appearance of Hermes.

"Aren't you called River God? Why are you called Hermes again?" Lu Yu asked.

"River God is my name, and Hermes is my heroic name." River God narrowed his eyes and said, "Master, do you also want to give me an English name?"

"I've even thought of a name for you. It's called Herma Frodito."

Lu Yu took out a silver thunder hammer from the system space and threw it over.

Snapped!

The hammer hit the river god in the face, killing him.

Street boy, pretend I haven’t seen Myth of Olympus.

Herma Frodito is the son of Hermes, and most importantly, Herma Frodito is a hermaphrodite.

If you dare to give me this name, are you living impatiently?

"Did you beat him to death?" Hill asked doubtfully.

For a verbal confrontation?

"Well, it's okay. He will be resurrected after death."

"So that's it." Hill suddenly realized and asked, "Then can I hit him?"

"you?"

When did the young lady become so violent?

"My hands are a little itchy." Hill was very embarrassed. She didn't know why she wanted to hit the river god. .

Lu Yu understood that the River God's mocking aura was taking effect.

"It's okay. Don't worry. The River God cannot be beaten to death. He can be resurrected no matter how many times he dies."

"Then I'm relieved."

boom! boom! boom!

The newly resurrected River God was shot several times and lay in a pool of blood.

[Fortunately, I didn’t equip the taunting aura, nor did I ask the River God to strengthen the taunting aura! 】

With this halo effect, he probably wouldn't survive more than a week.

When the River God was resurrected, he already had four haloes above his head. Lu Yu couldn't help but want to get the five Olympic rings for him.

"My furious master and my furious master's wife, the baby is angry."

Snapped!

Another Thor's hammer hit the river god in the face.

"Well, I couldn't help but throw it out."

"I'm so angry, baby." After the River God was resurrected, he held the five Olympic rings on his head, his eyes burning with anger. He took out a jade-colored ring from behind and threw it to the ground angrily, "Baby won't be wearing this halo anymore."

Lu Yu: “…….”

Isn't it a little late for you to think about taking off the taunting halo now?

Forget it, no more fighting with this effeminate housekeeper.

"What I dropped was the ordinary Iron Man suit."

"Honest master, since you are so honest, then I will give you this gold Iron Man suit, this silver Iron Man suit, and this ordinary Iron Man suit."

After throwing it away, the River God quickly picked up the taunting halo and returned to the water, "My grumpy master, the River God is going on vacation. If you have any questions, please call me. I won't tell you my phone number."

Lu Yu: “…….”

……

After coming out of Lu Yu's house, the River God teleported a few times and began to swim at the bottom of the river. As a River God who works 365 days a year, he came to this universe where there are no evil bosses, only violent bosses, and his life was quite comfortable. of.

Bang!

A pot fell from the sky and dropped on his head.

"Who is so unethical? They are just blaming others."

The River God carried the pot and floated out of the water. When he came out, his eyes narrowed even more, "Hey~~ Where is this?"

All I saw was that the sky was pale and white.The wind blows the earth and the earth is humble...ugly.

Wearing dark clothes, his facial skin is thick and uneven. The color is not naturally white, but that kind of pale. There are two bumps on his forehead, like tumors.

In the eyes of the river god, this is ugly.

"Ugly...oh, no, he's young and not handsome. Did you throw away this golden pot, this silver pot, or this black pot?"

The ugly monster stared at him for a while and said coldly: "Who are you? How did you get here? What is the purpose of coming to the territory of the dark elves?"

"Is this the territory of the dark elves? I don't know." River God continued to say in a girly way, "But aren't the elves in the movie handsome and beautiful? Why are you so ugly? Are you mutated?"

"Do you want to die?" The dark elf's eyes became colder.

The River God narrowed his eyes and said, "Baby, I don't want to die, but I still want to ask you, did you drop this golden pot, this silver pot, or this black pot?"

"Algorim, capture him, I want to interrogate him." The dark elf said.

"Yes, Lord Malekith." A dark elf came out from behind him.

"Why don't you tell the baby what kind of pot you dropped?" River God's eyes narrowed, "If you don't tell the baby what kind of pot you dropped, the baby won't return the thing to you, and you will be responsible for the consequences. Yo."

"No need to interrogate him, just kill him." Malekith changed his mind. The Dark Elf's expedition was about to begin, and no accidents were allowed to happen at this time.

Algorim reached out and grabbed the river god, and stabbed the river god in the heart with his other hand.

tear~

The white knife goes in and the red knife comes out, plus a large bloodletting effect.

The river god was so angry that he died.

Algorim picked up the golden halo that fell out of the river god's body. As a poor dark elf, it was a good habit to touch the corpse.

"Lord Malekith, this fell from the enemy."

"Yeah." Malekith took the halo.

"Algorim, this time, I must make the Asgardians suffer enough. I want to take back the ether particles. I want to restore our world. I want to end this universe that is poisoned by light. I want to create A dark universe."

Speaking of excitement, Malekith put the halo back on his head, and the light shone brightly.

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