American Comic Super Principal

In the vast desert of southwest Afghanistan, under the boundless blue curtain, what seemed to be a crudely made human-shaped steel armor flew through the air at high speed, and Tony Stark was wrapped in a very excited mood.

After going through all kinds of hardships, the joy of finally escaping is really indescribable. If it weren't for the inappropriate occasion, he would have wanted to celebrate with a cheerful and unrestrained dance. Of course, if Jarvis could match it music is better

However, a black spot appeared on the horizon that interrupted his self-pleasure.

"Oh, God, what did I see? A man was flying above, and he was coming towards me. What was he, what was under his butt? Fuck, are my eyes blind?" In an instant, Tony was completely trapped. I am confused as to where I am now and whether I am still on earth.

Blinking desperately, Tony looked again and made sure he saw it correctly. A man with a ball under his butt was flying towards him at high speed. In an instant, he was in front of him, and it was a familiar face.

"Zhang Fan, is that you? Well, I haven't seen you for a long time. I didn't expect that I would dream about you. I thought I would dream about Pepper Potts immediately after I escaped from danger. Although it is all an illusion, I still want to complain. Can you change it? Alone, your face looks very annoying, how can a chili pepper be so beautiful and comfortable to look at?"

Tony, who was still in a daze, subconsciously started talking when he saw the face of an acquaintance, but he didn't notice that the "phantom" in his eyes was already filled with anger.

"Gagaga, host, did you not hear clearly what he said? It doesn't matter. I'll repeat it again. You are ugly and an eyesore. I didn't expect that the first person I saw after escaping from danger was you. It feels very strange. If you don’t feel comfortable, you might as well go see the beautiful peppers in your dreams.”

Sitting on the big penguin egg he had drawn in a lottery, Zhang Fan was surrounded by the howling wind, and he was sneering in his heart. He knew that the system's "translation" must have gone through "secondary processing" with added oil and vinegar, but this did not affect him. Take the opportunity to beat up Tony, he won't have anything nice to say anyway

Then, Zhang Fan accelerated and decisively "drove the ball into someone". The almost indestructible penguin egg ran over Tony at high speed. The steel armor that had been barely put together and was seriously damaged during the escape was suddenly overwhelmed. Under the heavy load, "clicking" and "clicking" sounds were heard everywhere, and electric sparks were flying on the machine body. It seemed that it was inevitable to be scrapped.

"Bang", the propeller finally struck, and the armor that lost power fell in a parabola, dragging black smoke, and plunged into the sand dunes.

"Bah, bah, bah," Tony struggled to pull his head out of the sand, threw down the mask, and spat out a mouth full of yellow sand before he came back to his senses, as if he had just woken up from a dream, "This is true, I I didn’t dream, I escaped alive, eh, who is the Egg Rider?”

"Haha, are you surprised to see that I am not a dream?" Zhang Fan floated in the air with his arms on his shoulders, fully demonstrating his condescending intimidation, "It doesn't matter how you dislike me in the dream, I won't know anyway , but now I have traveled thousands of miles from New York to Afghanistan to find you, and you still dare to dislike me in person. Is it because you are too arrogant or because I can't hold the knife?"

"Damn it, I was talking to myself in a tin can, how did you hear that?" Tony raised his head helplessly and looked at the weird posture of Zhang Fan riding the egg. His cheeks couldn't help but twitch, and he laughed. He complained cheerfully, "You can't blame me. Who made you look so amazing that you can fly around on a giant egg? It's so absurd that I can't think of any other possibility except in a dream."

Now it seems that it is my aesthetic level that limits my imagination. Although I knew that your aesthetic level was quite bad before, I never thought that without my positive influence, your aesthetic level would give you the courage to ride a bicycle. Flying around with an egg, oh, it’s so shameful.”

Zhang Fan blushed, jumped off the egg as if nothing had happened, walked to Tony, stretched out his hand to pull him out of the sand pit, his movements were simple and rough, easier than pulling out a carrot.

"Hey, you can't be gentler. I'm a seriously injured person. I was injured when you knocked me down from above. It's good that I don't have to settle the score with you. Please hurry up and have a better attitude." Tony took off the steel plate wrapped around his body with difficulty. , and from time to time it hurts so much that I take a breath.

Zhang Fan squinted and smiled: "You have to have a good attitude, right? I'm sure I can't do it. How about I go back first and bring Potts to you so that she can have a good chat with you?"

Tony smiled and closed his mouth calmly. He turned his head and curiously approached the penguin egg floating in the air. Regardless of his ragged appearance, his eyes were filled with the desire to study, and he even reached out to touch it.

The penguin egg dodges left and right very flexibly, never letting him touch the egg shell. However, it doesn't go far and only wanders around nearby, which looks very smart.

Tony became more interested and asked directly: "What kind of egg is this egg? I think it may be a miniature egg-shaped aircraft. It should be controlled by an intelligent system and has very powerful functions, but its designer and manufacturer must have some brains." Damn, you actually made it look like this, the aesthetics are simply distorted, where did you get it?"

"I won it in the lottery," Zhang Fan twitched the corner of his mouth and added completely truthfully: "It is not controlled by an intelligent system, but has its own wisdom; it is not an egg-shaped aircraft, but a penguin egg. A penguin egg that can fly, have special functions, and is indestructible may even hatch into penguins in the future.”

"Haha, cough." Tony laughed so happily that he even coughed. He laughed while coughing, "It's so funny. This is definitely the funniest joke of this century. It made me almost breathless."

Zhang Fan suddenly showed pity in his eyes, looking at Tony with a feeling that he couldn't bear to look at him. Sure enough, the next moment, the penguin egg flew quickly and easily knocked him into the air. Then the egg body lifted up, lifting Tony up into the air, and then Catch him below, then pick him up, and catch him again

"Help, I'm about to vomit," Tony screamed in horror as he was repeatedly molested by an egg.

"Although I am its owner, I can't do anything about it," Zhang Fan said with a melancholy look on his face as he looked back at the past: "I once wanted to fly on the egg, which would probably be very cool, but now, I can only Sitting on it and blowing the cold wind is a tragedy.”

"But I saw something even more tragic," Tony's words were intermittent as he went up and down, dancing in fear and shouting, "Don't, put me down quickly, those people, those who kidnapped me The terrorists are catching up, I saw it from above."

"They are chasing me." Zhang Fan was surprised. He touched his chin and wondered if this was a "significant plot deviation". Then he thought that it might have something to do with him knocking Tony down midway. Then he didn't care anymore. Now it's " With the "God Egg" protecting his body, his heart is quite inflated, and he doesn't care at all for these ordinary terrorists who are not ordinary.

On the other side, Tony, who was finally put down by the penguin egg, stopped making trouble. He was uncharacteristically sad, angry and solemn, his eyes turned red. He looked at Zhang Fan intently for a while, took a deep breath and said, "While I was escaping, , I have completely lost a good friend because of this, and I don’t want to lose another one because of running away.

Although your egg-shaped aircraft is magical, it is limited in size after all. It is not produced by Tony Stark. Its load capacity and energy must be limited. I am afraid that with two people, I will not be able to escape the desert with their pursuit. I am theirs. There is no need to drag you down in pursuit of the goal. After you go back, if you can do it, you'd better take care of Chili for me.

Well, although I am very embarrassed, I still want to thank you in the end. I never thought that I, a mercenary death merchant and playboy, could actually travel all the way from New York to the Afghan desert to find my friend. Unfortunately, not An eye-catching beauty, but another playboy.”

Zhang Fan was speechless, walked over and punched him in the chest, laughing and scolding: "You think too much of me, this matter does not require life and death, what kind of sensationalism is this, just kidding, I'm not here to deliver food, Remember to stand firm later, don’t be frightened and fall down, the big devil is about to kill.”