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"Huh, I finally sent away both my aunts. I owe others a favor and my strength is not superior. I feel really uncomfortable." Zhang Fan stood there stunned for a while before he came back to his senses and frowned to himself. He said to himself, "System, have you bound it? I want to draw a lottery."

There was only a breeze blowing by, blowing off a few petals, but otherwise there was no echo.

"System, system, are you here? You won't fall asleep again. Stop sleeping. Wake up. Get up as soon as possible. Damn system. You skip work the first time you work. You have a long face, don't you?"

Zhang Fan waited for a long time without getting any response. Veins popped up on his forehead and he almost went crazy.

"Ding system off-duty time has arrived. If you have any questions during the break, please leave a message, or call the simulator. I wish the host good luck in martial arts and galloping horses. Good night."

"Good night, sister, I want to cultivate immortality. What nonsense are you talking about in the system? When you came back to sleep and woke up just now, it was already past the off-duty time. As a result, the binding progress bar has not finished yet, and you have to do it again. It's time to get off work. What a beautiful thought. Get up quickly and make up for all the work you missed today."

Zhang Fan almost laughed out loud at the system's shamelessness, and instantly became furious. He stood alone in the garden and roared angrily, looking incredibly weird.

Then, the system's muffled voice sounded, and it sounded even more resentful than Zhang Fan's, "I'm in a very bad mood right now, I'm very regretful, my heart is broken, and I need to be quiet, so I solemnly warn you not to go too far."

"I'm heartbroken because I was dumped by a girl from some system. It's impossible for a top-notch cutter like you to have a girl. How can such a blind system exist? Why don't you just find an artificial intelligence to make do with it? It seems that it's okay anyway. It's almost the same. Next time I introduce Jarvis to you, you two can discuss who can change his personality. It's better than both being single."

Zhang Fan's mood instantly improved, and he changed his face faster than Sichuan. He was joking wildly and happily, feeling the pleasure of "revenge of a great revenge, redress of injustice".

"Oh, there is no distinction between men and women in our system at all, and we don't have the various impulses of you humans. There is no need to find a mother-in-law who will take care of us everywhere. It will save trouble, make us happier, and make us more relaxed.

I regret it because I was just digging holes for you and watching the fun, but I didn’t notice that the maid outfit I gave you was made of real gold and silver, with hundreds of diamonds and other crystals, pearls, and precious stones inlaid on it. It's genuine

Although it's nothing to me, uncle in your system, it's just a stone, but in your human society, it's worth a lot of money. I just let you take advantage of it in vain. I'm not willing to accept it. Just thinking about it makes me so heartbroken that I can't breathe."

A certain system that was determined to cause trouble to the host was obviously resentful of its own momentary negligence, and the entire system was depressed.

Zhang Fan had nothing to say about this. Then he thought about it again. He seemed to have indeed made money. But were those rags worth that much? They were "priceless". He just gave them away for free with just a few words. Now he feels a little distressed.

"No, the system belongs to you. Is this why I asked you to get up? Hurry up and bind it. I want to draw a lottery." Zhang Fan was also convinced by this system that talked so much that he could get things wrong every time. He is able to bend the building, and he is obviously an "expert in filling posts". He is really good at it.

"Don't worry, let me find where the process is, and leave the progress bar for you."

A "ding dong" prompt sounded, and then the familiar light blue panel reappeared. The binding progress bar on it had reached the end. There was a "confirm" button below, and the system voice also appeared. " Just press Confirm, don’t tell me you can’t even do fool-like operations.”

Zhang Fan's face darkened, he ignored this stupid system and directly reached out to press it.

"Boom" The sea of ​​consciousness was shaken, but the outside world was calm. Zhang Fan only felt that he seemed to be integrated with some majestic regular body. Looking back carefully, it seemed that there was no change from before.

"How are you doing? Do you have any special feelings?" the system asked impatiently, surprisingly a little nervous.

Zhang Fan had some understanding in his eyes, but he was even more confused. He said uncertainly: "Rules are rules in an absolute sense. I have to abide by them. You can't get rid of them yourself, and they are even more restrictive."

"Damn it, what kind of bullshit luck can you feel? Host, your feelings are all illusions, hahahaha." The system laughed with a lack of confidence.

"Really? It turns out it's all an illusion." Zhang Fan smiled meaningfully, without comment.

"It's over, it's over, it's completely over now. It will be even harder to fool the host in the future. How can I be lazy?" The system's muttering was extremely subtle, but for the two parties who were able to communicate with each other after being bound, it was Every word is clearly audible.

Zhang Fan chuckled again and shook his head. He did not argue with this outspoken funny man. After personally experiencing the greatness of the rules, he was now more open-minded than ever before. The unhappiness and depression that had been suppressed in his heart after the passive time travel dissipated in an instant. Most of the impetuosity and complacency caused by the rapid change in status have been wiped away. Yes, the whole person has been sublimated.

All money, fame, power, and status will instantly decay and dissipate into ashes under the erosion of time. Only eternity is the ultimate pursuit of all life.

Of course, freedom is also indispensable. For the "unlucky ones" and "negative teaching materials" who are born eternal in the system but are bound by its own rules, Zhang Fan naturally cannot help but take pleasure in others' misfortunes. He has to work day after day under layers of constraints. Working day after day, year after year, for eternity, just thinking about it makes me feel pitiful. It is simply a "real life sentence". No wonder my own system has become decadent and like a salted fish.

The system felt Zhang Fan's strange calmness and the pitiful gaze directed at it, and was suddenly startled and confused, "Your mood is very wrong. Could it be that you were assimilated by the rules? You were a weakling whose spirit was shaken and whose three views were rewashed." You're not that seriously ill, I feel like your brain is broken."

"I'm normal and in very good condition." Zhang Fan answered calmly without any sign of anger.

"No one who is normal is normal. I think your condition is quite bad," the system said in a rare serious tone: "In order to prevent you from spiritual transformation and complete silence, I apply to use special treatment on you, the host. Please response"

Zhang Fan remained calm, without any fluctuation in his heart, and said calmly: "There is nothing wrong with my condition. My spirit is as good as ever and I don't need any treatment."

"Objection is rejected, the host behaves abnormally, the application has taken effect, and the special treatment is activated." There seems to be some unsuppressable joy hidden in the system's high-sounding and solemn words.

"Zizzizi" The inexplicable electric current spread all over his body instantly, and even the tips of his hair were flashing with light blue electricity. Sparks shone on his body. After the pain, a warm current surged at the wound, and everything was destroyed in the blink of an eye. After the injury was repaired, the terrifying current once again devastated him.

"In the face of eternity, all pain without actual harm is insignificant." Zhang Fan frowned slightly, but remained calm as usual.

"Zizzizi" the current continues to surge

"My condition is very good and normal. I don't need electrotherapy." Zhang Fan frowned more tightly and emphasized again, but he remained calm.

"Zizzizi" the current is still surging

"It's okay. I don't have any problems. I'm in good spirits. Don't you understand the system?" Zhang Fan was already angry, but he still managed to stay calm.

The "sizzling" current still doesn't stop

"You are going to fuck up the system, stop it. Damn it, you idiot system, you are crazy." Calmness was finally completely overwhelmed by anger. Zhang Fan couldn't help but cursed, and could no longer show any composure.

"Huh, host, you are finally normal. I thought electrotherapy is the first choice treatment for psychological problems, and it really cured you. Well, it is worth recording and including in the database." The system finally stopped the electric shock with unsatisfied intentions and took credit. Keep coming back to it, obviously slightly addictive.

The corners of Zhang Fan's mouth were still twitching, and he felt like he was about to cry without tears. "My detached state of mind, my Taoist heart, and my great vows have all been completely destroyed by you."

"Bullshit," the system dismissed it and corrected it righteously: "You are a rookie who has not officially entered the extraordinary level. You accidentally saw a touch of color on the top of the mountain and got carried away. I just need to wake you up. "

"Your case is too serious. I suspect you are using the topic to avenge yourself." Zhang Fan was still so angry that he could not forget it for a long time.

"Crazy people think they are very ill," the system said in defense, then quickly changed the subject and asked, "Do you want to draw a lottery? If not, I will get off work."

"Of course I have to smoke, let's start." Perhaps the influence of spiritual sublimation was still lingering. Zhang Fan easily controlled his violent mentality and got rid of the emotional influence. He calmly put aside the issue of "special treatment" and decisively devoted himself to further treatment. A lottery link with "real meaning".

"Ding, the system's random lottery has been drawn. Congratulations to the host, you got a penguin egg."

There was still no sound and light special effects. A giant egg that was all white but twice the size of an ordinary ostrich egg suddenly appeared, floating in the air, and seemed to move towards his face consciously, facing him two by two, " Looking at each other”

Faced with such a "surprise", Zhang Fan froze on the spot, completely bewildered and completely at a loss for the first time.

"Look, your mentality has exploded," the system said earnestly, sighing, "If you don't have the same mentality as others, you still need to train yourself."

Zhang Fan roared angrily: "How can you maintain your mentality when this system of yours is exposed? It's so fucked up. It would be weird if it doesn't collapse."