Naruto's Endless Pretense

An unprepared first date is like fighting a tailed beast with bare hands, with no chance of winning.

First of all, you need to investigate the other party's preferences, and prepare at least three versions of the plan: cloudy, rainy, and sunny. Depending on the scenario, you have to prepare about a hundred.

But let alone a hundred, Sasuke didn't even have a plan.The pie in the sky fell so suddenly, Sasuke caught it and realized that he didn't seem to know how to date.

"Calm down, calm down."

Sasuke suppressed his desire to escape through the back door, straightened the collar of his black shirt and walked out.As a result, when I walked to the door, I was stunned immediately.

Temari wore a purple yukata embroidered with pink cherry blossoms, which completely highlighted her curvy body.Her golden hair was tied sideways into a single ponytail, and she stood there gracefully holding a paper parasol in her hand.A green yet inexplicably mature flavor is revealed faintly.

"Hey, what are you looking at? It's rude to let a girl wait here alone."

Temari felt a little shy and a little proud when she realized that Sasuke was stunned.

"Ah, I'm sorry, I just didn't expect you to wear a yukata."

Sasuke scratched his head in embarrassment.

"Is there anything wrong with wearing a yukata after bathing in a hot spring?"

"But aren't yukatas for summer? And this isn't the yukata from the store. Ah, it hurts!"

Sharp-eyed Sasuke pointed out Temari's flaw, but received a heavy punch on the head.

"This is what the store prepared. You remembered it wrong."

Temari suddenly lost her ladylike image, holding an umbrella in her left hand, and wrapped her right arm around Sasuke's neck, strangling him until he couldn't breathe.Sasuke struggled while feeling the softness of Temari's chest, which was painful and happy at the same time.

"Yes! I was wrong!"

"That's pretty much it. I heard that there's a good takoyaki shop over there, so I'll treat it as an apology."

"Okay, okay."

Sorry Kakashi, your wallet may be empty.

In this way, Sasuke and Temari wandered around Tanshu Street.Perhaps because of the large number of tourists all year round, there are not only various snacks on the street but also some shops opened for other local celebrations.

When the cherry blossoms were in full bloom in March, the two of them ate some snacks and played cherry blossom viewing games. The afternoon passed quickly.

The sky gradually darkened, thick clouds blocked the sunset, and it was time to go back.Sasuke and Temari were walking side by side on the way back to the hotel. Looking at the still bustling streets, Sasuke couldn't help but sigh.

"It's such a bustling place."

"Yeah, I don't know how lively the summer festival here will be."

"If you want to know, just wait until summer."

"Fool, how is that possible? It's been so long since I've returned to Sand Ninja Village."

"Yes, you will have to return to your village sooner or later."

Sasuke regretted what he said as soon as he said it, the atmosphere suddenly became a little cold, and Temari's face suddenly looked sad.

"Say, you're kidding. Konoha and Suna Ninja are allies, so it's not like we can't see each other anymore. Besides, even if you can't come, I can still go find you."

"You don't understand." Temari stopped.

Although Temari was only a genin, as the daughter of the Kazekage, she more or less understood that the Suna ninja had other thoughts about her ally Konoha.And this feeling is getting heavier and heavier. Recently, my father has even said very explicit things in front of his family.

Temari would not betray her village, but she was a little worried at this time.If something happens between Konoha and Sand Ninja, how should he face Sasuke and this friendship.

As if sensing Temari's worry, Sasuke suddenly grabbed Temari's hand.

"Look Temari, the sun is now covered by clouds. I make a wish now that if we can meet again in the future, the clouds will disperse."

Temari looked at the sky with some hope, but there was no change in the clouds.

"Temari, come too. If you two make a wish together, maybe it will come true."

"What a kid's idea."

Temari laughed and cursed without refusing, closed her eyes and prayed silently.

"If we can meet again at this moment, please let the sunset bloom."

"Temari, look, the clouds have dispersed!"

Temari slowly opened her eyes, and the sky was filled with rays of light.

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"Okay, so tired." Marky lay on the bed and gasped for air.

"Okay, isn't it just to blow away the clouds? I've passed all the chakra to you."

Tsunade raised her head with a look of disdain.

"Don't you want those two brats to be fine?"

"No way, it's just that this is a large-scale ninjutsu that changes the weather. Even with the chakra you gave me, it's just barely enough. I feel like the injury is even more serious."

As Kazekage’s confidant, Ma Ji

Ran knew that the Sand Ninja was about to take action against Konoha, so he fundamentally disagreed with Temari and Sasuke being so close.After all, Temari is also an important part of the plan.

But facing Tsunade, one of the three ninjas of Konoha, Maki did not dare to show any signs of abnormality. He also worked hard to blow away the dark clouds in the sky with wind, giving Sasuke a big assist.

You have to find a reason to let Temari return to the village.

"Well, now that the matter is done, I should go find that guy to collect some interest."

Seeing Tsunade, a violent person, leave, Maki finally breathed a sigh of relief and turned to look at Kakashi.

"Kakashi, what's wrong? You look like you can't survive."

"My wallet is completely empty."

"..."

Tsunade left the ward and asked Shizune to continue taking care of Kakashi and Maki. She took a bottle of wine and walked to the yard.Sasuke and Temari were laughing and watching the sunset.

"Alas, Uchiha brats are quite happy. Young people today are so precocious. They haven't even graduated from ninja school yet."

Tsunade said as she took a sip of wine.

Sasuke and Temari were originally in a good mood, but after hearing this, they didn't know where to put their hands.Tsunade laughed at the panicked reactions of the two.

What a hateful Tsunade.

"I wonder if Tsunade-sama has anything important to do here now?"

Sasuke didn't know that Tsunade had just assisted him, and his tone was very unkind.

"You can't go to the yard if you don't have anything important to do? Or am I disturbing your important things?"

Sasuke choked on this sentence, yes and no, no and no.

"Hahaha, the kid's reaction is really interesting." Tsunade took another sip.

"Okay, now that the interest has been collected, it's time to get down to business."

Tsunade drank the wine in the bottle in one gulp and her face straightened.

"Uchiha Sasuke, I heard from Kakashi that you took the initiative to apply to the third generation old man to leave the village to find me, right?"

"That's right." Sasuke also became serious.

"I don't believe your Will of Fire rhetoric. Just tell me what your purpose is!"

What a hero among women, getting straight to the point.

It can't be said that it's for the system mission! Hey, it seems that the system has updated the mission to use mouth escape in front of Tsunade. This may be an opportunity.

Sasuke rolled his eyes twice, and a sly smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.Tsunade, since you ruined my good deeds before, don't blame me and just slap me in the face!

Sasuke straightened his clothes and entered nonsense mode.

"I'm here for the future of Uchiha and Senju."

"Uchiha and Senju?"

Tsunade was confused.She thought about many possibilities, such as apprenticeship, treatment, and even debt collection, but she never thought about this idea.

"The Uchiha clan and the Senju clan used to be wealthy families. Although there was some friction between the two families during the Warring States Period, they eventually jointly established Konoha and ended the Warring States Period."

Sasuke deliberately skipped Madara and Hashirama's love-hate relationship.

"Originally, our two clans were going to become the great clans of Konoha, but the Senju clan slowly declined after the Second Hokage, and now you are the only one left, Tsunade-sama. Uchiha was also betrayed by a traitor two years ago. Now I’m the only one left.”

"Isn't this ridiculous? Uchiha and Senju, who single-handedly founded Konoha, both went their separate ways. On the contrary, the Sarutobi clan and Hyuga clan who joined later gradually became prosperous. The Hyuga clan is even known as the largest clan in Konoha. .”

"So this time, I represent the Uchiha clan to form an alliance with the Senju clan. Let us Uchiha and Senju unite again and revive our clan."

After saying that, Uchiha Sasuke pulled out his Kodachi and inserted it into the ground.

"I, Sasuke Uchiha, the current leader of the Uchiha clan, would like to make a blood-based alliance with Tsunade Senju, the leader of the Senju clan, to revive the family."

Without hesitation, Sasuke drew his wrist across the blade, and blood gurgled down.

Blood alliance means smearing the blood of animals on the lips when forming an alliance, rather than letting oneself bleed.But Sasuke knew that Tsunade had hemophobia, so he just found some excuse to let out some blood.

Sure enough, Tsunade shuddered when she saw the blood on the blade, and then collapsed to the ground.

"Haha, I didn't expect that one of the three dignified ninjas and the number one medical ninja in the ninja world would be afraid of blood. It's really disappointing."

Sasuke deliberately looked surprised, then laughed contemptuously.

Let you watch the show, let you disturb my good things.Come on, little master, I will kill you!

"Ding! Mission completed: use Mouth Release on Tsunade. Mission updated, current mission: Learn the healing technique within seven days."

"Ding! Congratulations to the host for successfully performing Pretend Escape. Achievement points +1000, Pretend Escape experience +5000, Yin Escape experience +5000."

"Ding! Congratulations to the host for successfully exploiting another person's weakness to use disguise for the first time, and winning the title, Hiding a Sword in a Smile. Special effect: The success rate of disguise is +10%."