Naruto's Endless Pretense

Natural hot springs refer to hot spring water and water vapor that gush out of the ground. The temperature is generally around 25 degrees Celsius and are rich in certain minerals among the 19 legal species. (The default law is Japanese law)

There are many types of hot springs. The hot springs in Tanshu Street are carbonate hot springs, which are said to have whitening and beautifying effects.Of course, basically all hot springs have the effect of treating chronic diseases and restoring wounds.

Temari's whole body was soaked in the hot spring, and her face was a little red from the steam.

The idea of ​​soaking in hot springs was proposed by Shizune, saying that it could quickly heal hidden wounds on the body.Sasuke waved his hand and directly booked this small hot spring for himself and Temari to use.

Of course, the money was taken from Kakashi's wallet. Sasuke gambled away all his money to get close to Tsunade, so Kakashi should pay some medical expenses after receiving treatment from Tsunade.Although Sasuke didn't tell Kakashi this.

The hot springs under the umbrella are divided into men's hot springs and women's hot springs.However, it is impossible for such a small hot spring to have several bathing pools like a large bathing beach.The so-called men's and women's baths are only separated by a thin wooden board. (You can refer to Jiraiya spying on Tsunade, and Naruto trying to spy on Sakura's bathhouse)

When she thought that Sasuke was also bathing in the hot spring on the other side of the water connection, Temari couldn't help but start thinking wildly.Thinking of Sasuke's handsome face, the little grown-up's demeanor, his unconcerned attitude towards himself, and the harmonious aura when they released the fusion ninjutsu together.

With the warm hot spring water caressing her whole body, Temari's face became increasingly red, and an inexplicable emotion arose in her heart.

"I wonder what he is thinking now?" Temari murmured.

Sasuke was indeed thinking, but the issues and directions he was thinking about were very different from Temari's.As for hot springs, aren't they just hot baths?How could Shizune say it so mysteriously?

"system."

"Dimensional system, at your service."

Sasuke used to be annoyed by the system's opening line in his mind, and he once asked the system to delete it.But after not hearing the system prompts for a long time, he felt nostalgic, and it even reminded Sasuke of his life before time travel.

He shook his head and pushed away the unwanted thoughts.I can't go back anymore, so I'd better face my current life seriously.

"System, why haven't I received any news of successful use of Pretender Escape recently? There was no news of successful use of Mouth Escape when I left the village last time. How can I upgrade my Yin Escape and Yang Escape if this continues!"

"Ding! After system scanning, we believe there are the following six reasons."

"10. The upper limit of the basic level of Armor Dungeon and Mouth Dungeon is lv10. After reaching lv[-], a new evaluation system will be opened. The level of Host Armor Dungeon and Mouth Dungeon is already close to the upper limit, and the improvement speed will slow down."

"Second, the host uses Pretender Mouth Dungeon too frequently to focus on the target, which makes the target subject to the technique have a certain immune effect."

"[-]. As the host's strength increases, the target of low-strength spells will no longer provide achievement points. Currently, ninjas with Chunin strength and below will not provide achievement points to the host."

"Four. The host's Mouth Escape is not convincing enough and cannot shock people's hearts. It is recommended that the host prescribes the right medicine and uses Mouth Escape in a targeted manner."

"[-]. The host's current compulsory equipment title: Death by talking too much. The host relies too much on words when performing disguise, which leads to a decrease in the success rate."

"[-]. Based on the behavior of the host, the system judgment of pretend escape and mouth escape is also different."

I understand, no wonder I haven’t triggered the prompts for successful pretend evasion or mouth evasion success recently.I usually live alone, and there are a bunch of brats in the ninja school. The most powerful teacher is just a chuunin, even a fat chuunin like Iruka.How could such a group of people provide them with achievement points?

And the Third Hokage, that old man, was a fierce man who had experienced two ninja wars. He had never seen any big storms. Many of his actions were probably just like a precocious child in his eyes, and his evaluation was terrible.

Noh is just like Shikamaru.Even if it surprises him occasionally, he will probably be immune to it after two years.

Moreover, the success of Pretend Escape and Mouth Escape depends on the specific situation.For example, in the Chunin Examination in the original work, Sasuke and Kakashi stepped on the summer wind of leaves to enter, blinding many people for a while.But the system does not recognize that the pretend escape was successful.

Because pretending to be evasive is not the same as showing off, there is an inclusive relationship between the two.You have successfully pretended to be brave when you make your debut, but only when you use Chidori to break Gaara's unbreakable defense can you be considered successful in pretending to escape.

In short, the performance of these two "unparalleled escape techniques" is judged based on the complete events and results.If you want to pretend, you have to fight the whole process. If you want to say it, you have to be thought-provoking, kneeling and calling daddy.

Therefore, Sasuke finally figured it out. The meaning of the system is to let himself hone his strength, and then pretend to be high-level and pretend to go abroad.

There is also the problem of breaking the title, which has not been resolved yet, alas.

"Ding! The chain copy has been updated. The current mission is to use Mouth Escape on Tsunade."

"The host with little IQ left has finally recognized the current situation. Tsunade, who has been hiding from debts, can fully satisfy the host's desire for achievement points. Go and use your unparalleled eloquence to conquer this 50-year-old mature woman!"

Sincerely, this must be sincere. This system must be the retribution for the sins committed in previous lives.I guess I'll be pissed off by this system before I can survive the battle with Madara.

"Dong dong dong."

Just when Sasuke was so angry that he wanted to use Water Release to vent his anger, the wooden board that separated the men's and women's soup suddenly rang.When he realized that the opposite side of the board might be Temari wrapped in a bath towel, Sasuke couldn't help but feel his heart beat faster.

When he first traveled to Naruto, Sasuke once thought about which beauty in Naruto he should choose as his wife. Should he choose Sakura to follow the plot, or should he choose Hinata for love?

But after living for a while, Sasuke discovered that there was no difference between love in Naruto and love on earth. For him, a person with an otaku soul, it was still too difficult to find a girlfriend.

Moreover, the heroines in the original novels are all just little lolita who have not yet had their first love interest. They simply have a good impression of the opposite sex and an admiration for their handsome appearance and strength.

Sasuke, who was an adult at heart, said that it was okay to be friends, but forget about falling in love.

But Temari is different from those girls. She is older and more mature, and her thinking is also that of a careful strategist, who can always consider herself in the details.Coupled with her mature figure and cheerful and decisive personality, Sasuke developed a slight affection for her in just a few days of getting along with her.

At this time, the sound of Temari knocking on the wooden board made Sasuke's heart skip a beat.

"Um, is it Temari?" Sasuke swallowed, his throat felt a little dry.

"It's me." Temari's voice came from the other side of the board.

"What, is something wrong?"

Sasuke waited quietly for Temari's reply, but all he heard was the sound of rushing water.After a long time, a faint voice came.

"Hey, after taking a dip in the hot springs in a while, do you want to take a look on the way back?"

"What? What did you say? Why didn't I hear clearly?" Sasuke couldn't believe his ears.

"Forget it if you didn't hear it, bastard! Idiot!"

Temari was a little annoyed.

"No, no, I'm just kidding, I'll go!"

Sasuke watched the cherry blossoms fall, feeling the warmth of the spring water, and suddenly felt that Shizune's words seemed to make sense.This spring water can cheer people up.

As for the mission?talk later.

Tasks are not as important as appointments.