Konoha no Hatake's happy wind male Konoha

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In the dark and damp underground, an old man with long teeth woke up from a deep sleep.

A long time has passed since Ah Fei was rescued from the last terrible flood.

The boulder in the turbulent flow hit the old man's waist, making him unable to get out of bed for a long time.

Fortunately, the loyal Ah Fei has been taking care of the old man and bringing him delicious food.

I don’t know if it was an illusion, but the old man felt that his health had improved since he started eating potato chips and cola.

After being seriously injured in this accident, the old man originally thought that his end had come, but he unexpectedly survived.

"Sure enough, Hashirama cells have strong vitality. The reason why I was so old in the past was entirely caused by eating low-quality food for a long time."

As an old man who came from the Warring States Period, he knows how to cherish food better than the younger generation who have relatively abundant survival materials.

Foods such as potato chips and cola that are high in oil, sugar, and energy are really the most suitable for replenishing physical strength.

The old man thought of his brothers.

If there had been such nutritious food back then, no younger brother would have died early due to malnutrition.

After sorting out his thoughts, the old man rubbed his eyes, and a white figure appeared in front of him, cleaning with a broom.

"A Fei, where did you buy your hair flower? It looks a bit frivolous!" The old man said in a deep voice.

Old people are always like this and can't stand new trendy things. Ah Fei didn't care. He handed over the face towel and mouthwash and said with a smile:

"Madara-sama, wake up, this is a new style bought from Konoha, it's very good.

Are you going to play cards with those three kids today?They seem to be very busy recently and have a lot of homework. "

Jiraiya teaches apprentices and does not relax his demands on himself.

Now that the situation in the Country of Rain is somewhat stable, he leaves his rebuilt hut in the forest every weekend and goes to custom houses and women's baths in various places to find writing materials.

In Jiraiya's words, this is called sailing against the current. If you don't advance, you will retreat. There is no room for slacking off in creation.

Yahiko and Nagato were too cumbersome at the moment, so Jiraiya didn't take them with him to peep.

So every weekend, it's time for Mr. Beaver and the Three Little Pigs to play cards.

Yes, the old man finally knew what kind of creature a beaver was from the fairy tale book that A Fei brought. He was very angry.

So he retaliates by calling Yahiko and the others the three little pigs, which are also from the fairy tale book that A Fei brought.

The three little pigs built a house and finally made wedding clothes for others. The old man thought this metaphor was very appropriate.

"Is it the weekend again? Time flies so fast. In order to further monitor the status of the successor of the Samsara Eye, it seems that I will have to fight all night today and tomorrow."

The old man sighed, as if to say, it's all you Bai Jue who are so useless that I need to personally take action.

Then, the old man picked up a towel and wiped his face, then picked up a Coke and rinsed his mouth. Suddenly he covered his cheeks and screamed.

"Ouch! My teeth hurt so much!"

A Fei looked at the old man with cold sweat on his forehead in surprise, and said doubtfully: "Master Madara, you only have front teeth and no molars, why are you covering your cheeks?"

The old man glared angrily, pointed at his [-]-centimeter tusks, and said angrily: "How can you cover it up like this? I'm just giving a gesture!"

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Toothache is not a disease, the pain can kill you.

The old man tossed back and forth on the bed for a long time, hoping to heal himself, but the pain was still unbearable.

Not only did the toothache hurt, the pain even spread along the nerves to the ear and temporal region.

This feeling is completely unbearable!

"A Fei, I want to see a doctor!"

The old man suddenly sat up and shouted weakly: "Go and bring me a doctor. By the way, I don't want a doctor named Takagi!"

The old man thought of the fear of being dominated by the sausage mouth again. It would be difficult if Dr. Takagi felt that the toothache also needed electric shock treatment.

"But……"

A Fei said with some embarrassment: "The doctors in the Land of Rain are all rotten fish. If you want to find a reliable doctor, you still have to go to Konoha. It is too difficult for me to kidnap a doctor from Konoha."

"Then let's go to Konoha!"

The old man held his cheeks dripping with cold sweat and said decisively: "Even with such a serious waist injury, I can drink some Coke and eat some biscuits to recover, but this treatment seems to have no effect on toothache. If it cannot be treated, it will definitely It will affect my lifespan.”

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Since A Fei had to prepare the next batch of Bai Zetsu to pay tribute to Kakuzu and Demon Zhan, the old man could only go to Konoha alone to seek medical treatment.

"Master Madara, here are the dry food and medical fees. Please keep them."

Ah Fei very thoughtfully placed a huge package containing Coke, potato chips, cakes and other food, as well as some cash, on the old man's back.

Just hearing a "click", the old man bent his waist again.

"Slow down!"

The old man drank a sip of Coke and slapped his waist vigorously, causing the herniated intervertebral disc to shrink back again.

In this way, the old man, leaning on crutches and carrying a large package, set foot on the road to Konoha alone.

Although he has not been active in the ninja world for a long time, if anyone thinks that Uchiha Madara is an old man with no power, that would be a big mistake.

Making such a mistake will inevitably cost you your life.

War will inevitably lead to the breeding of bandits. On the road from the Rain Country to Konoha, the number of bandits has more than doubled.

This caused residents and business travelers along the way to complain endlessly.

However, in recent times, residents and business travelers suddenly found that the roads were much quieter, which was puzzling because none of the city lords seemed to be sending troops to suppress the bandits.

It wasn't until a brave young man sneaked into a bandit's den called Liuyezhai under the cover of night that he discovered that more than two hundred bandits had been killed.

Moreover, the appearance of death of these bandits was very strange. Without exception, they all had two fatal wounds on the vital parts of their necks.

Then, Qingfeng Village, Black Bear Village, Yaksha Village...

One after another, the notorious bandit villages were found to have been destroyed, and the wounds of each bandit were exactly the same.

This unknown hero is obviously powerful and ruthless, leaving no one alive.

His identity is also unknown, except that one bandit wrote the word "beaver" in blood on the floor before he died, and we don't know what it means.

Some people think that the beaver is the heroic psychic beast, but there is no further evidence.

But this is not important to the people who finally have peace. It is this beaver hero who controls the banditry.

The sword has a double edge and kills with one blow. Beaver is truly a warrior!

Since then, the name of the Beaver Hero, whose two swords are so bloody, has been spread from generation to generation on the border between the Land of Fire and the Land of Rain.

The Union's previous slogan of "Duanzo will not receive food when he comes" has become the prophecy of "Duanzo and Beaver can settle the world if they get one of them".

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