Konoha no Hatake's happy wind male Konoha

Yasuo slept in bed for another hour and felt a little hungry when he got up.

When they came to the hall, Keiko was sewing clothes, giggling while stitching.

It seems inappropriate to describe his mother like this, but Yasuo really felt that Keiko's smile was a little silly, similar to the expression on his master's face when he looked at Katarina's portrait.

It's just that one is more erotic and the other is more heartwarming.

On the other side of the hall, Tsunade was holding a stack of floral paper, smearing it with paste and pasting it carefully around the windows.

"Mom, I'm back. Are you surprised or surprised?"

Guiltily avoiding Tsunade's cannibalistic eyes, Yasuo said hello to his mother, then stretched out his hand and said, "I'm hungry!"

However nothing happens.

"Mom? I'm hungry!"

"My stomach is growling!"

……

After saying it three times in a row, Keiko came back to his senses, raised his head and said in surprise: "Ah, it's Yasuo, you're back!"

then……

Nothing happened anymore, Keiko was still knitting clothes with a smile on her face.

The little cotton-padded jacket in Keiko's hand obviously belonged to Hatake's eldest nephew. Keiko was immersed in the joy of becoming a grandma.

He waved his hand in front of his mother's eyes and found that it had no effect at all. Yasuo had no choice but to turn his attention to Tsunade.

"Hey, Tsunade-san, long time no see!" Yasuo waved to her.

Before Yasuo could ask further where there was food, Tsunade turned her head away: "Asshole Yasuo, don't talk to me. Have you forgotten what I said on the phone that day?"

After touching his head, Yasuo answered truthfully: "I seem to have forgotten..."

"you……"

Tsunade stamped her feet, turned her head and looked at Yasuo angrily.

At this time, she had a single golden ponytail and her pink cheeks were slightly bulging, just like a goldfish.

"stop laughing!"

Yasuo burst out laughing, and Tsunade became even more angry and stamped her feet with a little more force.

Yasuo looked at the slightly cracked floor with distress.

This is the house passed down from my grandfather. By the time of Boruto, it will be a complete antique. We can't let this prodigal woman continue to cause trouble.

Stepping forward and grabbing Tsunade's arm, Yasuo said: "There can't be overnight feuds between good friends. Since I made you angry on the phone before, then let's just write off the fact that you took advantage of me last night!"

Tsunade tilted her head, she was shocked by Yasuo's shamelessness.

Her small mountain peak was shamelessly invaded by Yasuo, and she deliberately avoided talking about it. She didn't expect that Yasuo would actually take the initiative to talk about it, and he would do so so confidently.

But before Tsunade could think of how to retort, a big hand covered her head, and then rubbed her hair vigorously.

Tsunade's face suddenly turned red.

In the past, it was also this hand that would fall on my head when I encountered danger countless times and felt confused, giving me courage and strength and dispelling all uneasiness and confusion.

Today, it's still the same posture, the same touch, but it was a small hand then, and now it's a big hand.

Feeling the warmth in her palms, Tsunade raised her head, and what met her eyes was that pure and bright smile.

Their eyes looked at each other, and a little bit of warmth spread in front of their eyes.

Tsunade subconsciously stood on tiptoes and tilted her head slightly.

However, just when the peak of her lips was about to touch the lips of junior Yasuo, Yasuo scratched his head and spoke:

"Well...you don't have to blame yourself. I forgive you. If you need a breast massage next time, I can help."

"Go to hell!"

With an angry cry, Yasuo flew out of the house like a kite with a broken string, drawing rainbow-like curves.

……

"Yasuo?"

"Yasuo-kun?"

Sakumo supported Yiko, followed by Orochimaru. The three of them looked at Yasuo in a daze.

"Hey, it's Orochimaru and Sakumo, and my sister-in-law, Yiko-nee, you are getting more and more beautiful!"

Yasso stood up quickly and said hello to several people.

It's not entirely a compliment. Yiko is indeed more beautiful with the nourishment of love, and her eyebrows are somewhat similar to those of Mito when she was young.

The only difference is that Mito has a red ball head, while Yiko has red twin tails.

Of course, this is probably the last few days when Yiko appeared in front of people with a double ponytail style.

After marrying into the Hatake family, she will become Hatake Yoriko, and her hairstyle will be changed to that of a married woman.

As his brother-in-law, Yasuo felt that he had to suggest Yiko to learn the Yin seal from Grandma Mito.

This ninjutsu is so useful, whoever uses it will know it.

And although Yasuo calls Mito grandma, Mito has to call her aunt Yiko or aunt. I guess she won't be stingy about teaching the Yin seal.

Decades from now, Sakumo will definitely thank me!

Yasuo laughed so hard that his mouth split open.

"Yasuo, what are you doing? Why are you looking at your sister-in-law and giggling and drooling?" Sakumo reached out and patted Yasuo on the forehead.

"Oh!" Sakumo really doesn't care about brotherhood, and he is quite harsh. Yasuo covered his head and gritted his teeth for a while, and then said with some confusion: "Did you go for a walk? There was no one at home early in the morning. Meet your people.”

"Early in the morning?"

Sakumo frowned and looked at the sun hanging high in the sky. Although he didn't have a watch, Sakumo was sure that it was at least eleven o'clock now.

Orochimaru knew Yasuo best. He covered his mouth and smiled: "Brother Sakumo, it is indeed morning for Yasuo-kun."

Then, he turned to Yasuo and explained: "Today is the day for Ms. Yiko's prenatal check-up, and I have been working part-time at Konoha Hospital recently. After assisting in the examination, I accompanied Sister Yiko and Brother Sakumo back."

Yiko also smiled and praised: "Thanks to Orochimaru's care during this period, he is really attentive!"

Saying that, Yiko also gave Sakumo a glance: "If it were all up to someone, I might not even know I have a child in my belly yet."

Sakumo scratched his head and said with some shame: "It's all my fault. You vomited several times before. I thought it was just a simple bad appetite, and it was also my fault. I shouldn't have drank that day... But who I knew I could get pregnant just once..."

"Stop, stop!"

Yasuo quickly shouted stop. He was still just a child and was not suitable to hear this. It was too shameful and sentimental.

……

Lunch was prepared by Orochimaru. The style was relatively simple, but very nutritious. It was said that they were all ingredients that were beneficial to pregnant women.

The Hatake family does not share meals, but shares meals. This is also the result of Yasuo's troubles since childhood.

Although not very healthy, it is more in line with Yasuo's habits.

The family sat neatly together, looking lively and warm.

"It's just a little less wine."

"Just missing Jiraiya."

The two brothers spoke at the same time.

There is definitely no alcohol. Yiko is pregnant, so she definitely can't drink.

Moreover, Sakumo's drinking is really not very good. Not to mention the last time he got drunk in Sunagakure Village, he even used the power of alcohol to act like a gangster when he returned to Konoha and even created Kakashi. He is really drunk. Scum.

As for the self...

Naturally, Jiraiya will not come back. He is still teaching writing skills to his apprentices in the Land of Rain, and teaching some ninjutsu by the way.

After all, if you don't have basic skills when collecting materials for women's soups in various countries, you will definitely be beaten to death.

Even if he is beaten to death, he will naturally not be able to complete his great work.

These things are all in the same line, and Jiraiya will not be careless.

I just feel sorry for Nonou. According to Tsunade, this girl always has a sad look on her face recently.

But this is also something that can't be done.

"Loving someone who doesn't come home

等待 一 扇 不 的 门

善变 的 眼神

紧闭 的 双 唇

何必 再 去 苦苦强求

Asking hard. "

At least Nonou's fate is much better than in his previous life, and he also has more sustenance and hope than Yamato Nadeshiko, who has a bitter love for Jiraiya but has no results.

There is another thing Yasuo is also curious about: "Orochimaru, didn't you say you are not interested in medical ninjutsu? Why do you work part-time in a hospital?"

"Are you a nurse? Wear a nurse uniform?" Yasuo tilted his head, with some association in his mind.

"No, Yasuo-kun."

Orochimaru gave Yasuo a piece of Hatake-flavored fried river fish, and said with a smile: "I help in the obstetrics department."

"obstetrics?!!!"

Yasuo almost had a fish bone stuck in his throat: "Why did you think of working part-time in the obstetrics department?"

"Um……"

Orochimaru hesitated and said, "Because I also like children!"

At this time, Yasuo finally figured it out. No wonder it was Orochimaru who first discovered that Yiko was pregnant.

Unexpectedly, under his positive influence, Orochimaru would actually become interested in children.

Listen, he even works part-time at Konoha Hospital.

Or obstetrics!

What does this mean?

This shows that Orochimaru likes children from the bottom of his heart!

Aunt Snake in Boruto loves children very much. As a woman, she created a child named Mitsuki.

Not only did she raise him up, but she also cared about Siyue's studies and making friends.

In this case, will there still be a plan to collapse Konoha?

For a moment, Yasuo felt full of accomplishment.

Old man Sarutobi, old man Sarutobi, I think I saved your life. I'm afraid you will never have the chance to use the corpse seal again.

Saving one life is better than building a seven-level pagoda. A seven-level pagoda costs at least millions, right?

I think it is reasonable to charge you more for benefits.

Yasuo chewed the fried river fish and held his chin with one hand, thinking happily.

At the same time, in Hokage's office.

After signing the last document, Hiruzen Sarutobi ended his busy work in the morning.

Looking at the wall clock, it was already twelve o'clock.

Normally, Sarutobi Hiruzen would have gone to the cafeteria to eat at this time, but today he had a bit too much for breakfast and was not hungry yet.

Using this rare time, he planned to start doing some personal things.

Sarutobi Hiruzen took out a crystal ball from the drawer and began to inject the five elements of chakra into it.

The crystal ball instantly formed a colorful phantom inside, eventually forming an image of a street somewhere in Konoha.

This is a new ninjutsu recently developed by Sarutobi Hiruzen, and he named it the Telescope Jutsu.

This is a ninjutsu used to protect Konoha, well, at least that's the original intention.

In the war that just ended, other villages sent more and more spies against Konoha, and most of the elite ninjas from Konoha's ANBU went out to fight, so the pressure of the espionage war became increasingly heavy.

Can one person be responsible for more surveillance areas?

In order to solve the problem at hand, Sarutobi Hiruzen came up with the idea of ​​developing a ninjutsu that could monitor the entire village.

As a famous ninjutsu doctor in the ninja world, Sarutobi Hiruzen's attainments in the basic theory of ninjutsu are unparalleled.

In the end, thanks to Hiruzen Sarutobi's disdainful efforts, the Technique of the Telescope was finally born, and today is its first actual test.

however……

For unknown reasons, this technique has some incomprehensible differences with Sarutobi Hiruzen's vision.

When Hiruzen Sarutobi excitedly turned his gaze towards the Konoha female bathhouse, what appeared in the crystal ball was not the white flesh surrounded by mist.

"error, 404 not found?"

What appeared in the crystal ball was a thick mosaic, even a blue screen, and a letter of unknown meaning.

After further testing, Sarutobi Hiruzen discovered that this situation would occur not only in Konoha's female baths, but also in many corners of Konoha.

In the end, Sarutobi Hiruzen had to come to the depressing conclusion that wherever there was wifi, his telescope technique would be blocked.

"Sure enough... does Blackwater Telecom also use similar chakra changes?"

Naturally, Sarutobi Hiruzen didn't know that there was something in the world called the True Eye, or in other words, a control guard. He could only use his own Chakra Ninjutsu system to explain the occurrence of this abnormality.

Control Guard, an item in the game "League of Legends", is a consumable.

Controlling wards can see nearby invisible units and traps, and disable detection wards.

Even the reconnaissance guard can be ineffective, so how can it be possible that a mere pervert's peeping technique is not ineffective?

After trying many times in succession, he could not see the situation in the female bath. Hiruzen Sarutobi sighed helplessly. This telescope technique could only be regarded as useless.

There is no way he would have people take down the network.

Today, the Internet has become a necessity of life that Konoha ninjas and civilians cannot live without. It is impossible to remove the Internet just because of one ninjutsu. If you do, I am afraid that the Hokage Building will be overturned by the angry crowd.

Sarutobi Hiruzen stuffed the crystal ball back into the cabinet, then took out his mobile phone from his pocket and clicked on an application called "Beauty Mahjong".

Although the telescope technique did not achieve the expected results, the beauty of Mahjong is still reassuring.

As long as you pass a level, there will be a beautiful young lady who will remove the only cool cloth left on her body...

Sarutobi Hiruzen wiped the bleeding nose and began to concentrate on playing mahjong.

……

"Damn it, the cannon is fired again! Double shots."

With a cry of sorrow, Sarutobi Hiruzen slumped down on his office chair in frustration.

Although he likes beautiful women, he is not good at playing mahjong.

His wife, Sarutobi Biwako, is very good at playing mahjong, but thinking about it, she probably doesn't like beautiful women.

For the sake of his life safety, Sarutobi Hiruzen gave up the idea of ​​asking his wife to help him fight.

"Huh? This is?"

Looking at the recharge window that popped up in front of him, Hiruzen Sarutobi remembered that today was the day when this "Beauty Mahjong" was officially launched, and he had only played the public beta version before.

"By recharging diamonds, can you extend your life?"

"Are there any tools for peeking at the cards in your opponent's hand?"

"Can the probability of self-acquisition of character tasks be increased?"

……

Looking at the dazzling array of paid products, Sarutobi Hiruzen looked surprised at first, then took out a coupon card that Danzo had given to him earlier, and his smile gradually became wild...

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