Konoha no Hatake's happy wind male Konoha

"Big wild wood dog thief, I am incompatible with you."

In the Konoha West Front Command Post, Danzo was lying on the treatment bed receiving treatment, cursing constantly.

Tam was wearing a nurse's uniform and was applying medicinal wine to Danzo.

Danzo looked quite embarrassed. Not only was his military coat badly damaged, but he was also injured in many places.

He bared his teeth and said, "Traitor, I don't think Orochimaru is okay. Just let him do it. This toad still has to cook. I'm a little hungry."

Taking a look at Danzo's fat ass exposed, Yasuo shook his head and said, "Let's do it Tam, he's a professional at this."

"Report to Captain Yasuo, Akali's clothes are too small and very uncomfortable to wear." Tam took the cotton soaked in medicinal wine, suddenly twisted his almost invisible neck, and raised his hands.

Yasuo was holding a very small dropper and carefully dripping potion into the oak barrel. Hearing this, he raised his head and said angrily:

"Damn Tam, shut up. You made my hands shake. I added half a drop of the potion. It's such a waste, you know?"

"Also, didn't you like to wear dancer's clothes before? What do you have to complain about Akali's clothes?"

“This is different”

Tam shook his head and said: "This dress is not breathable at all, especially the white stockings. There is no breath of freedom."

"Tamu, you've swelled. You used to love white eyes and white silk the most."

"Is this happening? Why do I have no idea at all?"

"Okay, okay, you two, stop arguing. Speaking of which, it's thanks to you and your psychic beast this time, otherwise I might have to answer for it."

Danzo stood up and said with anger in his eyes: "This time I underestimated the enemy. I didn't expect that the Sandaime Tsuchikage would personally ambush me."

"Hey, Master, your tree is big enough to catch the wind, and your big roots are big enough to catch the wind."

"You old man, your reputation as the fierce tiger of Konoha has made the enemies extremely afraid, so they are trying every means to kill you."

Yasuo put down the dropper, added some more water into the barrel, and then turned around and said affectionately: "Master, you are naughty again this time. How can you cut off the queen alone? You are the Optimus Pillar of Konoha." , You must not make any mistakes."

Danzo glared and said angrily: "I got angry when I talked about this. Originally, I planned to break out together, but the Dream-Eating Tapir was injured in the previous battle, so I had no choice but to run away in person. At 800 meters, I couldn't run anymore. I was feeling anxious and out of breath, and my head was pounding and hurting.

I just wanted to sit down and rest for a while, but I don’t know which little brat shouted, Elder Shimura has cut off the queen for us, everyone rush, don’t let down the elder’s wishes.”

"Just like that, I was surrounded by Iwa Ninja. I thought about it, just cut off the rear. At worst, I can use the ninja rubber band slingshot to escape from the battlefield.

Unexpectedly, Iwagakure and his gang actually hired a large number of air ninjas as helpers to attack the old man together. In addition, Ohnoki, an old bastard who can fly, blocked the way for an aerial breakout with the air ninjas.If you and Toad hadn't rescued me from the ground together, I would have been unable to fly."

"Damn Kong Ninja" Yasuo said harshly: "It seems that it is time for the Uchiha Independent Group to show their swords."

"That's right, it's not just the airship unit. I have a new idea during this battle. When I develop my new ninjutsu, I must meet that old bastard Onoki in person for a while."

"pain pain pain"

Tam used medicinal alcohol cotton to tap the wound on Danzo's buttocks, and the latter immediately covered his buttocks with a grin on his face.

"Toad, please be gentle. I've just used Ohnoki's old bastard's Dust Escape and Original Realm Peeling Technique here."

"Dust Escape Original Realm Stripping Technique"

Yasuo was shocked. In his impression, this move was developed by the second-generation Tsuchikage Mu at the end of the First World War, and then improved and carried forward by the third-generation Tsuchikage Onoki.

Dust Release is eliminated by the blood successor, and its power is astonishing. Like the third generation Raikage's original technique, it is the ultimate killing move that is rarely solved.

"Traitor, you know that's what that old bastard called this ninjutsu. It's really quite powerful."

There was a hint of luck in Danzo's eyes as he said, "Thanks to me developing the art of hip reverse, I was able to bounce it back. Even the aftermath of this dust escape actually flattened a mountain peak."

He stared blankly at Master's buttocks which was only slightly red and swollen, for one second, then two seconds

Three seconds later Yasuo ran to the side and started washing his eyes.

Feeling the sourness in his eyes, Yasuo couldn't help but sigh,

After all, he is the number one in the ninja world. This is too scary. Uchiha's rebound is nothing more than this.

Even stronger than the Uchiha rebound

There are three known rebound ninjutsu in the world of Naruto: Shinra Tensei, Water Mirror Jutsu, and Uchiha rebound.

The destructive power of Shinra Tenzheng is naturally second to none among the three, but when it comes to rebound ability, in fact, generally speaking, the greater the repulsion of Shinra Tenzheng, the wider the range, the more chakra is consumed, and it is also easy to be knocked away by the repulsion force. .

The Yondaime Mizukage's Water Mirror Jutsu can also reflect the opponent's ninja, creating a clone that is exactly the same as the enemy, and can use the same ninjutsu as the opponent, and the power is the same, and can completely cancel each other out, but it is very awkward to use. Flexible and easily hacked.

Uchiha rebound is the most perfect rebound ninjutsu. It not only has great endurance and can bounce out the released ninjutsu, but also consumes very little chakra. During the Warring States Period, Madara faced many different ninjutsu. They all bounced back with this move, and many people died under this move. It was very good in actual combat.

But compared to the master's hip reverse technique, these are far behind.

I would like to ask, in the face of the sudden ninjutsu, is it easier to take out the Uchiha Uchiha fan, or is it easier to twist the buttocks?

Even Madara Uchiha never carries his fan with him every day, but Commander Danzo carries his butt with him every day.

The superiors will judge, the superiors will judge

Just when Yasuo was marveling at the incomprehensible trick of Master Danzo's method of "replying the other person with his own way," the door to the treatment room was pushed open.

Shinichi Yamanaka was dressed in a smart suit and held a microphone in his hand. Behind him was another ANBU with a camera on his shoulder.

Public opinion is also a part of war, and people's hearts are the golden key that determines the outcome of a war.

Shinichi Yamanaka kept in mind Director Yasuo's teachings, fulfilled his responsibilities as a war reporter meticulously, and rushed to interview Elder Shimura as soon as possible.

As for why Kato Dan was not the one to resist the camera, it was because Director Yasuo issued a death order to Yamanaka Shinichi.

No one can send this young man Kato Dan to the front line until he has been tempered. War is too dangerous for such a young seedling.

The standard for Kato Dan to complete the exercise is naturally that his weight reaches at least 180 kilograms.

"Elder Shimura Danzo, oh no, it's Commander Shimura Danzo. This time our army was suddenly ambushed by the Tsuchikage troops. You fought bravely, like a lone hero. You cut off the enemy alone and composed a heroic song on the battlefield. All the ninjas who participated in the battle I admire you to the extreme. May I ask what you thought at that time?"

Danzo was already very comfortable facing the camera. It only took a second for his angry look to disappear suddenly, and then the look of an elegant and easy-going elder appeared.

As a veteran actor who has participated in many movies, Danzo enters the scene in one second. His expression is serious with a hint of compassion, and stubborn with a hint of exhaustion. Such complex expressions were captured by the camera at the right time. arrive.

After pondering for a moment, Danzo said: "Wherever there are leaves flying, there is fire burning."

Yamanaka Shinichi directed the camera boys to circle around, striving to perfectly reproduce the holy image of Commander Danzo to the Konoha audience.

"But what is more selfless than leaves and fire is the root of Konoha."

"The roots are buried deep in the soil, feeding on darkness and filth, but they support the flying leaves. It can be said that what they eat is grass and what they squeeze out is milk."

"Only with huge roots can there be lush leaves."

"As for nice words, I'm clumsy and not good at words. I'm not very good at saying things that are good or bad."

"I am an action person. I only know how to do things, but I don't know what to say. This was like this in the Kingdom of Thunder 20 years ago, and it is the same in the Kingdom of Rain today."

"No matter whether the opponent is the Raikage or the Tsuchikage, I am bound to protect the young people in the village."

"clap clap"

Yamanaka Shinichi and the cameraman applauded desperately, and they were so moved that after a while, Yamanaka Shinichi asked again:

"In the previous interview, we heard that Commander-in-Chief, you single-handedly carried the Tsuchikage and other masters, leveled the mountains with a single ninjutsu, and even escaped completely. This seems to be your teacher. , a feat that even the Second Hokage has not accomplished."

"First of all, I don't agree with you when you say that I have surpassed Mr. Tobirama. I just stood on the shoulders of those who came before me and made a small contribution.

As for my ability to get out of trouble, this has something to do with my incompetent disciple. You may not know that I have a disciple who broke into the house. Today, I will take this opportunity to introduce it to you."

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