Konoha no Hatake's happy wind male Konoha

"A Fei, do you usually wear this kind of clothes when you go shopping?"

Walking on the muddy official road of the Kingdom of Rain, the drizzle never stopped all the way. An old man in green clothes walked slowly forward with his hands behind his back.

If you just look at the back, this is definitely an extraordinary appearance.

On the side, a pretty woman wearing a slim-fitting kimono held an umbrella for the old man and twisted her hips.

"Madara-sama, I have always been curious about what it feels like for humans to poop, but after the roof leakage incident in the End Valley, I no longer think about such boring things."

The pretty woman flipped up her long hair and said: "From then on, I just wanted to know what it felt like to dress as a woman, but in the end, I can never go back to it."

"Don't cry. You are Bai Jue, whom I value most. Look at your potential."

The old man shook his head, with a look of nostalgia in his eyes: "Actually, this kind of clothes is very suitable for dancing."

Along the way, he and Ah Fei chatted with each other. It is inevitable for people to nag when they are old. Ah Fei is a chatty person, so the two of them got along well.

"This forest is probably the temporary residence of that Uzumaki boy."

The old man looked around with great interest. This forest is not a deep mountain forest. It is not far from the city. It is not difficult to come and buy things. Of course, if you have money.

The forest doesn't seem to be on a major traffic road. There are very few travelers passing through it, so it can be considered a remote place.

"Go in and have a look."

After greeting Ah Fei, the two walked into the forest.

"Akatsuki's Wonderful House"

The old man looked at a small and exquisite house in the forest in surprise, and read out the crooked handwriting on the sign.

"Hey, is it Mr. Beaver?"

Just when the old man was slightly lost in thought, the window of the cabin opened with a creak, and a small head emerged from inside.

She had sky blue hair, and her big and smart eyes flickered for a while, then she retracted her head and shouted to the room:

"Brother Yahiko, brother Nagato, there is a Mr. Beaver outside the door who has caught a cold, and a snail girl who has been soaked by the rain. They look so pitiful. Please prepare some food for them quickly."

"Xiaonan, are you confused from your nap?"

"Also, I'm only a few months younger than you, so you're not allowed to call me brother."

Listening to the noisy arguments in the house

Uchiha Madara: ""

Bai Jue A Fei women's clothing: ""

The cabin seemed a bit crowded, with many items of unknown purpose piled up in a mess. Only the fire was bright and warm.

The old man unbuttoned one button of his blue robe, revealing his bony collarbone under the clothes.

I have to say that although it is a simple cabin, it is indeed a comfortable residence for an old man who lives underground all year round.

Should I also move to the ground?

Years like this passed by in a flash, and the old man shook his head.

Since I have promised to break away from this decadent world, I cannot break my promise.

What's more, the reason why I was able to go out with Ah Fei to explore today was because the two ferocious wolves had been fed in the past two days.

If you choose to live on the ground, you will probably be even more uneasy.

Yahiko and Nagato were sitting on one side of the short table, while the old man was on the other side of the short table, looking at the new type of potato chips in his hands with great interest.

On the tatami next to her, Xiaonan was holding paper and pencil in her hands, pestering the pretty woman, wanting to learn how to be a virtuous wife.

The pretty woman's skin is as white as paper, and she has a swirling hair ornament on her head. If you think about it, she does look somewhat similar to a snail.

Xiaonan identified "she" as the snail girl who was good at housework in the previous story of Brother Yahiko. She was a gentle and virtuous fairy.

Xiaonan's mother is also a gentle person, but she seems a bit clumsy when it comes to housework.

The cloak I made for Uncle Kakuzu a few days ago failed. Not only was the size inconsistent, but the style was also unsatisfactory.

With no choice but to rework, today is a rare opportunity. Xiaonan hopes to hear the opinion of the snail girl.

"The main body of the fabric is black, and then you have red scattered throughout your home, right?"

A Fei frowned, thought for a long time, and drew the shape of a robe on the paper, with red clouds on a black background.

"So handsome and worthy of being a snail girl"

Xiao Nan's eyes shone, and she carefully collected A Fei's paintings. At the same time, she also strengthened her belief in worshiping "her" as her teacher.

"let me see"

Yahiko leaned forward, took a look, and curled his lips and said: "What a boring design. I know a style of clothes that combines the elements of youth and sweat. I will definitely show it to you in the future."

"Hmm, I didn't expect that there are cucumber-flavored potato chips. This is my first time seeing them."

The old man looked at the packaging bag for a while, then opened it, took out a potato chip, and gently put it into his mouth.

Nagato stared at the old man eating potato chips with his eyes filled with light.

The old man's front teeth are obviously much longer than those of normal people, and his lips are different from those of humans, and are much fuller.

The old man eats potato chips very quickly and skillfully. It is different from chewing by normal people. It is a sucking action, much like the way rodents eat.

Nagato even noticed that every once in a while, the old man would take out a delicate file and file down his teeth slowly to prevent the overly long front teeth from affecting eating.

Nagato excitedly whispered in Yahiko's ear: "Brother Yahiko, this old man is really Mr. Beaver. I wonder if he is willing to help us build a dam on the river in front of our door, so that when there is a flood, there will be no It hit us."

"How could you be as stupid as Xiaonan? Be it Mr. Beaver or Miss Snail, these are all fairy tales."

Yahiko frowned, feeling that as a city kid, although he was in trouble, he still felt a little superior to country kids in terms of IQ and knowledge.

"But the facts are right in front of us. Isn't this the living Mr. Beaver? When you told Xiaonan and me the stories, didn't you say that these were all true?"

The light in Nagato's eyes almost turned into reality.

The old man raised his head and frowned.

"Mr. Beaver"

"Snail Girl"

It’s just something you don’t understand at all. These children must not be fools.

The old man felt a little regretful, wondering if he would trust others?

But after looking at the light in Nagato's eyes, it really matched him very well. It looked better than his most optimistic estimate. I'm afraid it won't take too long before he can awaken the power of the Samsara Eye.

just

What's the use of giving the reincarnation eye to a fool? It must be that during the eye replacement surgery, the anesthesia not only caused problems, but also numbed the brain.

This guy Hei Jue is so unreliable.

But that little girl doesn’t look like Yoko in her right mind.

The old man frowned and looked at the blue-haired girl who was happily exchanging flower arrangement skills with A Fei, who was dressed as a woman. He shook his head helplessly.

It seems that the only normal one is the kid with the orange pot head in front of me. After all, he looks several years older and much more reliable.

"Haha, there are no fairy tales. Only sweat and hard work are the key to youth. Nagato-kun, let us and our guests from far away have a sweaty trial of youth."

Yahiko jumped up, pointed at the shelf, and said: "Nagato-kun, go take out my board game gift bag, let us and the guests from far away play Gwent first. This afternoon, if we can't finish the five If you have ten Gwent cards, you have to play a hundred Hearthstones."

The old man stared at the orange-haired boy who was shaking his orange melon-skinned head and giving a thumbs up. Due to the change of teeth, there was no dinging sound effect or flashing light in his mouth for the time being. He silently overturned his thoughts.

"Crazy, a bunch of little lunatics"

The old man shook his head secretly, but

He frowned and asked: "What exactly are Gwent and Hearthstone? I still have plenty of time, so I'll give it a try."

"Tam, can you change these clothes for me?"

In the Konoha headquarters, Yasuo was lying comfortably on the master's chair, enjoying Orochimaru's shoulder massage. As a staff officer, his daily work was hard, and his shoulder and neck muscles would have some contractures.

Ever since she went on a business trip and appeared as a djinn, Tam has been wearing the clothes of an Arabian dancer.

A huge green-skinned toad wearing such revealing and flimsy clothes was dangling in front of him. It was indeed an unappetizing thing, and Yasuo had to protest.

Tam touched his bald head and said: "Captain Yasuo, I think you should try this kind of clothes. It's really breathable and cool."

"Shut up and take it off immediately. This is an order. I would rather accept a naked toad," Yasuo said angrily.

"Why are Li Hou so loud?"

Tam took off her dancer costume with a look of grievance, and protested at the same time: "Actually, I'm really not a toad. In my current form, I'm probably a catfish, a catfish."

"What's wrong with toads? Toads are the most popular psychic beasts."

Jiraiya was not on duty today and was responsible for staying at the base and protecting the safety of the leaders, and Yasuo was the current top leader, although he was only a chuunin.

So it seemed that Jiraiya was just lying on a rocking chair basking in the sun like Yasuo, but in fact he was working.

"Speaking of which, Tam, Yasuo can't understand your art, but I can. Just give me this dress. I'll give it to Togahiro to try on later. He's about the same size as you now."

Jiraiya was sitting on the rocking chair with the old god there, rocking and swaying, and from time to time he would take out a bunch of grapes from the fruit plate and throw it into his mouth, which was quite pleasant.

"Haha, I'll give you Gama Laosan's female costume. I'm sure you won't get beaten up by Gama Bunta. I remember that guy is in a gang," Yasuo said noncommittally.

"How is it possible? You know nothing about my status in Miaomu Mountain?"

Jiraiya touched his nose proudly: "As long as I tighten up the delivery of coupons a little, Tomahiro will be willing to accept the identity of a dancer."

Ignoring Jiraiya's boasting, as the only upstream supplier, Yasuo didn't just let himself crush Jiraiya, the bad guy.

That is to say, this guy Tam refused to go on a business trip to Miaomu Mountain again, otherwise it would be Jiraiya's turn to enjoy the dividends there.

Speaking of which, Yasuo really didn't expect that in a toad's aesthetic sense, Tamu-kun was actually a beautiful toad that everyone loved.

In the past two years, in the name of maintaining broadband, Yasuo once asked Tam to go to Toad Hidden in Mt. Miaomu for half a month on a business trip at his own expense.

Of course, maintaining broadband is just an excuse.

The most important thing is to let Tam infiltrate the enemy in Legend of the Ninja World and use the ID "I'm really not a toad" to stir up trouble and sow discord in the Toad Alliance, thereby making it easier for the profiteer Huang He to sell arms and take advantage of everyone. .

Yasuo made a lot of money in that sand city battle.

Unfortunately, since then, Tam has been reluctant to go on business trips to Mount Miaomu.

According to Jiraiya, that guy Tam seems to have owed some huge romantic debt at Mt. Myoboku, and he can never get it back.

Heroism is rare, and it is most difficult to accept the kindness of a beautiful woman, let alone a female clam.

Regarding the fact that his psychic beast was a scumbag, Yasuo could only pretend that he didn't see it.

Anyway, as long as no female clam came to Konoha from Myoboku Mountain with a full belly looking for a heartless clam, Yasuo wouldn't interfere too much. After all, this was Tam's private matter.

In fact, Yasuo felt that as long as he didn't have an affair with Shima Sennin, there shouldn't be any big problems and he could just sit down and solve it. However, Tam was very determined and refused to go back.

Although Yasuo can also force Tahm to go to Mount Miaomu through the power of system rules, Yasuo is not a person who likes to force others to make things difficult.

"By the way, what wishes did that guy Yahiko make to you?" Yasuo shook his head and asked.

Tam held his chin up with his clam claws and said: "Well, Yahiko's first wish at that time was that he hoped that this elf could risk his youth and realize one hundred of his wishes. If he couldn't do it, he would have to fulfill another thousand wishes. "

"How did you answer him?"

"I gave him a clam claw."

"Good job"

"In short, he finally made three fairly reasonable wishes: build a house with a heater, provide endless snacks, and provide the latest entertainment facilities in the Hearthstone Tavern."

"You helped him realize it."

"That's not true. I can't do the third one for the time being. The Country of Rain is really a badass. It doesn't even have electricity, so I had to use some cards to fool that little brat."

"boom boom"

Just when Tam was reporting his work to Yasuo, the sound of earth shaking suddenly came from the distance one after another.

"report"

After a while, a wounded communication ninja appeared at the Konoha headquarters.

Before he passed out, he shouted: "Commander-in-Chief Danzo went to the Suna Ninja stronghold and won a great victory. However, he encountered an ambush by the Iwa Ninja on his way back. The location was fifteen kilometers ahead. The enemy was numerous and powerful, and the situation was unpredictable. The situation is very critical. The regiment boss asked the major general to send troops to rescue immediately."

You can't blame me for being short. I ate Hunan spicy sausage and had diarrhea. There is such a spicy food in the world.

It is seriously suspected that the siomai contains ginseng fruit ingredientwДw

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