The Salted Fish King in Marvel World

"You can't eat Koro-sensei!"

Nagisa Shioda hurriedly pulled away the monster teacher who was about to dissect the lizard's tail. Facing everyone's confused eyes, he turned the screen currently displayed on his phone to everyone and said with a wry smile: "This tail is human!"

Do humans have tails?Are you kidding me!

"It's really human!" Seeing everyone's expressions of disbelief, Shiota Nagisa explained: "There is an island country reporter in the United States who has just sent the latest news to the country!"

"This tail belongs to a man named Kurt Connors. Originally, because of his physical disability, this man has been secretly developing a genetic drug that can regenerate severed limbs."

"As for why he turned into a lizard, it's because this guy used himself as a guinea pig for illegal human experiments!"

After hearing Nagisa Shiota's explanation, Akabane, who finished tinkering with the barbecue grill, rushed to Nagisa Shiota and snatched the phone from his hand. Half a minute later, the corner of his mouth twitched: "This thing is really inedible... …After all, from another perspective, this is human flesh!”

"Ugh——!" Irina retched. If it weren't for Nagisa Shioda's timely explanation, she might have eaten the piece of human flesh covered in lizard tail skin!

Damn monster, it's okay. Why are you bragging about the lizard's tail so attractively?

It's normal to kill with blood. This is the quality of a professional killer, but human flesh——

"Ugh——!" Irina retched again. If she wasn't a pervert, she really couldn't think. Her stomach couldn't bear the thought, so she couldn't stop taking the medicine!

The other people's expressions were not very good either. Although they were not so severe that they were retching, they still felt a little uncomfortable in their stomachs when they saw the beautiful teacher vomiting so much.

Chen Fan, who was floating aside, curled his lips. When did the truth come so quickly?

The police only arrived after the fact, but the reporter was able to report the truth first. The time that happened before and after it happened was not long!

It’s not Detective Conan, why can you find the truth in a few minutes?

"Classmate Chen Fan, another superhero has appeared in your country!" When Chen Fan was wondering, after returning the phone to Nagisa Shioda, Akabane said with a little envy:

"A man in steel armor appeared at the scene of the accident and instantly eliminated the dominant lizard monster. He looked even more powerful than Spider-Man!"

"Now netizens call this new hero Iron Man!"

Steel armor?iron Man?Damn it!After Spider-Man, Tony is finally online!

In this way, the reason why the news was exposed so quickly seems to be the fault of Jarvis's artificial intelligence. After all, Tony likes to appear in a cool manner. The current situation is extremely consistent with this guy's virtue!

Chen Fan figured out all the doubts, and at the same time his heart became stuffed. Peter was enough to give him a headache, and now there was Tony. If these two guys were added to the Hulk, they could form a demolition team alliance. !

"Wow! This is Iron Man's armor...it's so handsome and dazzling!" Nagisa Shioda secretly saved the picture. Little Gundam is a man's romance!

The sci-fi armor is much better than Spider-Man’s gym suit!

……

"Monster, just throw this thing to the Ministry of Defense. I'll say hello to the Ministry of Defense and take it over!" Karasuma Yuomi said with a dark face. Damn it, I almost believed this monster!Human flesh!Even the mutated ones are still human flesh!

"Hahaha! This is a misunderstanding! It's definitely a misunderstanding!" Teacher Monster scratched his head and laughed a few times in the face of the resentful eyes.

I am also very aggrieved. How come the delicious mountain delicacies have turned into genetically mutated human flesh?

It seems that my plan to harvest leeks has to be stopped.

!

Grabbing the tail of the lizard on the ground, the monster teacher's figure swayed slightly, and his body that originally seemed blurry became clear again after a few breaths.

The lizard's tail on the ground has disappeared. It seems that it was safely delivered to the Ministry of Defense base.

Looking at the monster teacher, he ran back and forth without even blinking. The corners of Karasuma's mouth twitched. To be honest, I didn't even have time to take out my phone, so you just threw it away——

What a headache!

"Let me explain!" Rubbing his forehead, Karasuma Weichen stared at the monster teacher coldly, then turned around and walked aside to make a phone call.

So, the barbecue party continued.

After experiencing a disgusting incident, everyone's emotions were not too entangled.

To a certain extent, the people gathered here have a greater inner tolerance than ordinary people.

"By the way...who among you knows how to barbecue..." After being warned by Karasuma Yuomi again, Irina no longer dared to touch Chen Fan. She stood not far away and watched as she prepared to put the ingredients on the table. The eyes of everyone on the red-lit barbecue grill were a little blank.

The barbecue in my memory doesn’t seem to be like this——

"Isn't barbecue just about roasting the ingredients on the charcoal fire? At the same time, you are roasting and adding seasonings and so on!" Teacher Monster blinked. Do you still need to know such a simple method?

Looking at several people with expressions of approval, Chen Fan smiled happily.

Irina covered her forehead and felt a little sad. In order to become a professional killer who could travel around the world, whenever she went to a strange place and faced a language barrier, she would choose to talk to a local ordinary person with good looks. in love.

And barbecue can be regarded as one of the delicacies to taste on the way to fall in love!

"Ms. Hiki...the barbecue I know seems to be different from what Koro-sensei said!" Nagisa Shiota raised his hand. In fact, when he participated in this barbecue meeting, he noticed something was wrong.

I get it now--

Everyone present is rubbish, well, I should say, everyone present has no talent for cooking!

"Don't any of you know how to cook?" Irina looked at the stunned expressions on everyone's face and sighed softly. It seemed that her plan to taste delicious barbecue was in vain.

The maid has been sitting quietly in the corner, acting like a quiet and beautiful girl.

Listening to the discussion about who can cook, Sylphy looked at the little boy floating in the air next to her and pouted. I won't tell you that the young master defeated his predecessor, the United States, with just one egg fried rice. God of Cooking!

(At SHIELD headquarters, Chef Cage, who was busy looking for special talents, sneezed suddenly, rubbed his nose, looked around in confusion, sighed, put on a smile on his face, and held a plate With the tempting aroma of the food, I ran towards SHIELD’s Human Resources Management Department!)

"I remember there was a classmate in our class who was very good at cooking! And the food he cooked tasted delicious!"

Akabane suddenly spoke up. Although he couldn't taste the delicacies of the mountains and wild game, he couldn't give up on barbecue. In front of a group of professional killers and military instructors, whether the baked food could be eaten was still a question.

"Akarabane, you are talking about Kanzaki-san!" Nagisa Shioda opened his mouth. The food cooked by the beautiful girl is more delicious than the food cooked by the thick man!

Besides, who among these people can cook?hehe!

"Teacher, I'm going to invite Kanzaki-san over for dinner!" The monster teacher immediately gave up on his principles. With a flash, within three seconds, there was a girl in pajamas in his arms.

"Where is this?" Yukiko Kanzaki looked at the scene in front of her in confusion.