The Salted Fish King in Marvel World

Chen Fan was also helpless. When he opened his eyes, he was being treated as a hydrogen balloon, being dragged by a rope and floating...

——What a suffocating operation.

"Classmate Chen Fan, you slept long enough!" Akabane, who was squatting on the slope, smiled faintly.

Chen Fan ignored it, pointed to the open space not far away, and asked, "What are you doing over there?"

Hearing Chen Fan's inquiry, Akabane narrowed his eyes and said helplessly: "Koro-sensei said that in order to celebrate today's supermarket discount, a barbecue party was held, and a barbecue grill is being set up over there!"

barbecue?

After twisting his stiff neck, Chen Fan followed Akabane Ye's gaze and saw that in the open space not far away, several figures were busy groping for something. It seemed that it was building a barbecue grill that Akabane Ye mentioned?

"Why do you want to build it yourself?" Chen Fan scratched his head, not quite understanding the thoughts of the islanders.

In his impression, barbecue grills can be purchased whole in supermarkets, right?

"I don't know either!" Akabane shrugged and smiled.

"Eh? Didn't you build the barbecue grill yourself?" The monster teacher cast an afterimage with doubts in his tone, and gave Chen Fan a look: Don't deceive the teacher!

Chen Fan rolled his eyes: "Isn't that thing readily available in the supermarket? Even if not, there are shops that rent barbecue grills!"

It's not a picnic, so why build a barbecue grill by yourself? Besides, the one built over there is obviously a campfire frame!

It's so big, there's enough room to roast a whole cow!

"Can you buy it in the supermarket? Are there any professional rental shops?" The monster teacher's tentacles were obviously stiff, and he was sweating drop by drop on the ground. He took out a book with a bright smile and started to read it carefully.

Chen Fan glanced at it, and the corners of his mouth twitched silently.

——"Bei Ye's Wilderness Survival Guide on the Correct Posture for Barbecuing in the Wild"

As for why Mr. Bei appears in the Marvel Universe, Chen Fan doesn't want to know, but if the title is correct, this is a book about outdoor barbecue!

"I have a ready-made barbecue grill at home. Koro-sensei, you can go get it. The password to open the door is 2333! The address is ****!" Looking away from the cover of the book, Chen Fan smiled happily. .

While Chen Fan was talking here, the construction work in another area also stopped. After working hard for a long time, the people who were building the barbecue grills all twitched at the corners of their mouths. It turns out that barbecue grills can be bought and rented!

The expression on Karasuma's face began to twist unnaturally, and he raised his head speechlessly. He didn't expect that his reputation would be destroyed on a barbecue grill...

Chen Fan grinned as he looked at a few teachers with unusual expressions. These were either killers or professional soldiers. I'm afraid even instant noodles need to read the instructions before operating them.

I really don’t know where the confidence came from, but I suddenly jumped from zero cooking skills to the level of barbecue.

In response to this question, Chen Fan wanted to point to a few people and ask: With such a big span, where do you get your confidence?

"Teacher Karasuma and Teacher Irina, go help Nagisa Shioda to prepare the ingredients!" After several people stopped their construction work, Teacher Monster directed the two people who looked a little unnatural.

After saying that, with a roaring tearing sound, he disappeared in front of everyone in an instant.

As for where to go?

Apparently he went to Chen Fan’s house to pick up the barbecue grill!

For the monster teacher whose speed reaches Mach 20, the entire earth is a small community. The distance from the island country to the United States, based on its speed, is as simple as opening the door and visiting the next door.

The moonlight is like a flower, but it is broken. Looking from a distance, it seems that there are countless huge stars above the head, which inevitably gives rise to a sad feeling.

Even the moon can be easily destroyed by this monster. Can the earth, which is not much different from the moon, avoid disaster?

Karasuma Weichen's expression looked complicated.

The two of them did not follow the instructions of the monster teacher to help Shiota Nagisa who was handling the ingredients. For the two of them, having a woman there was an extremely taboo existence.

As professional killers and elites born in the special forces, both of them were aware of the wariness and rejection of maids towards strangers. In order to avoid unnecessary trouble, reducing contact was the right choice.

For Irina's knowledge, Karasuma gave a hint of appreciation. However, before he could feel relieved, this woman actually found the Thunder Emperor himself. Did she think that her death pose was not handsome enough?

Wu Jian Weichen still remembered Chen Fan's warning during the day. From the few words he said, he could feel Chen Fan's disgust, or disgust, towards Irina.

Chen Fan, who was chatting with Akabane Ye, instinctively noticed a nasty aura approaching. He frowned and turned to look in the direction of the aura. A graceful figure was walking towards him with elegant steps. Come.

"Let me call you Teacher Irina... If you want to get close to me, I advise you to give up this idea!" Chen Fan suppressed the divine power gushing from his body.

If he didn't do this, he felt that the beautiful teacher in front of him might be struck to death by the irresistible lightning.

Irina's expression froze and she stopped in her tracks. She didn't understand why Chen Fan hated her.

"Old Irina

Master, I have something I want to talk to you about! "Usama Yaomi grabbed Irina's long hair from behind and took her away like she was dragging garbage.

"If I'm not mistaken, Chen Fan, you seem to be very disgusted with Teacher Biqi, right?" Akabane asked with a puzzled tone. Although the beautiful teacher has a little temper, overall, she is not a person who will be attracted by her when we first meet her. People are annoying.

"Yes! Not entirely right!" Chen Fan smiled, looked at Akabane Ye who was even more confused, and said helplessly: "From a will point of view, I don't hate her, but my body instinctively rejects her. For this kind of woman, you can regard this as a negative effect of my ability!"

"Just like a witch in an island country, a young girl with a pure heart and a clean body must be the one to serve. My ability also has similar conditions and will exclude contact with a certain type of people! Moreover, it is passive!"

Akabane Ye looked confused, such an ability is really weird!

Chen Fan had speculated that there were many gods with the power of thunder, but he could not find a matching god in his memory.

Dislike women with a charming aura?

There are no such gods, but as far as he knows, the other party does not have the divine power of thunder!

"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees."

A harsh sound suddenly sounded, and the monster teacher dropped from the sky holding a large barbecue grill, with a tentacle holding the tail of a certain creature.

"Koro-sensei...what are you holding behind you?" Nagisa Shioda's face turned pale.

Anyone who has a tail with a diameter of one meter and a length of more than three meters in front of them will not look good.

The maid didn't even show any fear, and sometimes Chen Fan couldn't understand what the maid was thinking.

He would be nervous and scared when he saw people, but when facing ferocious animals, the calm expression on his face made Chen Fan's cheeks ache.

For example, now, even Karasuma Yaomi, the elite of the special forces, suddenly saw the tail of an unknown creature in front of him, and suddenly pulled out the dagger on his body, with a sharp gaze, and maintained an attacking posture.

However, the maid was indifferent and just moved closer to where Chen Fan was.

"Monster...where did you get this from?" Karasuma Yaomi stared closely, with an unusually serious expression. The tail of an unknown creature?I always feel like something is going to happen!

"This thing looks a lot like a lizard's tail?" Akabane walked over and said while holding his chin.

"Oh! Akabane-kun is indeed a student with excellent grades. This tail is the tail of a lizard!" The monster teacher clapped his hands with undisguised admiration in his tone.

"Lizard's tail?" Irina snorted disdainfully and smiled. There is no technical content in lying!

The diameter of the tail is more than one meter. If such a lizard really existed, how big would it be!

"Koro-sensei... why did you come back with a lizard tail? Are you doing research?" Nagisa Shiota asked blankly after coming back to his senses. No matter how you look at it, this bloody tail is quite scary.

"Of course I brought it back to eat!" The monster teacher shook his tentacles. In front of everyone, a book suddenly appeared. After turning a few pages, he said: "Lizards are called first-class in China. The protected wild animals have a sweet and fragrant taste. They are rare and precious ingredients, and they are also called mountain delicacies!"

"Is it really that delicious?" Akabane scratched his head and looked at the book in Koro-sensei's hand. There were several big words written on the cover.

——"Bei Ye's Wilderness Survival Guide: Correct Eating Postures for Wild Game"

"Such a big lizard, isn't it a genetic atavism or genetic mutation? Ordinary lizards can't grow so big!"

Chen Fan, who was controlling the Book of Thunder, came over. As soon as he finished speaking, his eyes were attracted by the book in the hands of the monster teacher. Damn it, why is it Master Bei again——

To be fair, city dwellers don’t need a wilderness survival guide!

Upon hearing Chen Fan's inquiry, everyone focused their attention on the monster teacher. Based on the size of its tail, this lizard was several times larger than an elephant. This was not the size a lizard should have.

The monster teacher didn't hide anything and told the origin of the ingredients in extraordinary detail.

"When I went to pick up a barbecue grill from classmate Chen Fan's house, I happened to see Spider-Man fighting a big lizard on the way back. I just remembered the barbecue tonight, so I cut off a corner of the big lizard's tail!"

"Don't worry, the lizard's tail will grow back if it's broken! You can cut it off again then!"

Everyone's lips twitched and they glared at the monster teacher fiercely. After cutting it once, you can cut it again. Are you cutting leeks?

Have you ever thought about how that big lizard feels?

While everyone was discussing how to cook lizard meat correctly, Chen Fan suddenly looked away from the lizard's tail. He remembered something was wrong——

Paralysis, what the hell is a lizard's tail? It's obviously the tail of Dr. Lizard. Although he forgot the name of this character, Chen Fan knew that this thing is human!

"Koro-sensei, go handle the lizard meat! Leave the barbecue grill to me!" Akabane clicked his tongue.

Not to mention top-notch ingredients like lizard meat, he has never eaten even ordinary game. It seems that he will have a good time tonight!

Chen Fan blinked secretly, should he tell these coquettish things the truth?

(Let me just say: Happy Chinese Valentine's Day!)