Hidden Floating King of Pirates

"Ugh, what's going on? I'm so dizzy. Uh, wait, I seem to have been struck by lightning."

After waking up in a daze, it took a while for Yinfu to realize what had happened.

"Mom, it won't turn into a roast chicken, will it?"

With a cry of surprise, Yinfu couldn't care less about anything. He quickly took off his boxers, lifted up his own penis, and started to check it over and over again.

"There is no trauma, no pain, the feeling is still sensitive, the size, hey, it seems a bit bigger, um, this is not important. Try the hardness, it's okay, it's still like iron."

After various tests, it was confirmed that Xiao Xiaofu was still strong, and Yinfu's heart finally relaxed. After all, it was a matter of life and death, big or small. If something went wrong, he would really have no love at all.

"call"

Taking a long breath, Yinfu immediately started to check other parts of the body, not missing an inch from head to toe, and finally concluded that there was no damage. Although he was lucky, he was also quite puzzled.

"Strange thing, are there pirated copies of Thunder and Lightning? Or am I dreaming again?"

Thinking like this, Yinfu raised his hand and slapped himself. After a crisp snap, he immediately gave up the idea of ​​dreaming.

If you hit yourself in a dream, it will never hurt. This is something that Yin Fu Shen realized, because several times in his dreams, he realized that he was dreaming and slapped himself hard. There was indeed no pain at all.

As for why he slapped himself, he slapped him hard.

Probably to overturn the hearsay theory

Or, have masochistic tendencies

Or maybe, just for fun

It's possible, it's all three.

However, this is not important right now. The key question is, if I am not dreaming, then where the hell is I?

After all, during the inspection just now, Yinfu discovered that he was not at home at all.

As for the place where we are now, looking around, we are surrounded by a vast expanse of white. No matter how hard we try, we can't see the bottom in any direction, not even under our feet.

It's like being in the center of an endless space, full of unknowns and mysteries.

"Is it a prank?"

Yinfu touched his chin and couldn't help but guess, but gave up the idea in a flash.

It’s a prank, it’s necessary to do something so mysterious and there’s light on all sides. Electricity is free and the cost is too high.

Moreover, not to mention anything else, just because of my current state, the other party is already suspected of restricting his personal freedom. Remember correctly, this is not only illegal, it is also a crime. It is necessary to get yourself into a trap for pranks. Who could be such an idiot?

"Have you been kidnapped?"

After eliminating one, a new thought immediately popped up in Yinfu's mind, but before it got hot, he killed it in an instant.

Just kidding, he said, he is a quasi-high school senior who has just turned 17 this year. He is the fourth generation of poor people. From his first year in high school to now, he only eats two meals a day and buys tofu and cabbage. He keeps wearing the same clothes and shoes over and over again. He never wears or changes his clothes until they are worn out. He is so poor, and his poverty is almost reflected on his face. Who is so blind as to tie him up? It would be better to tie up a dog.

"Damn, what the hell happened? Did I really get struck to death by lightning? Is this place heaven or hell?"

"There are birdmen in heaven and evil spirits in hell, but there isn't even a cockroach here, I'm afraid."

"Then where exactly is this place, which god split me here and why did I come here?"

"anyone there"

"Are they all deaf or mute? Or can no one understand Chinese?"

"hello"

"すみません"

"I bought a watch last year. Can you come up with something and tell me what happened?"

The more he thought about it, the more irritated he became, and the more questions he asked, the more clueless he became. He was known for his good temper, but now he couldn't help but curse. His hysterical roar spread far away, but it was as if nothing could be heard, let alone an echo. Not even an echo.

"Is there anyone~~~~"

"hello~~~~~"

"すみません~~~~~~"

He took a deep breath and shouted out the questions he asked one by one without giving up, and deliberately prolonged the ending. However, after waiting for a while, there was still no response, and he suddenly felt very discouraged and weak.

"Fuck, it's better to ask for others than to ask for yourself."

After all, he was not one to sit still and wait for death. After a short period of silence, Yinfu quickly regrouped and resurrected with full health.

However, as soon as he got up, Yinfu encountered a problem: no matter how he looked at it, everything looked the same in all directions. He couldn't find anything about the east, west, north, or south, let alone the road. How to get there?

"Forget it, the road is made by people. It is better to go wrong than not to go at all. It is better to die from exhaustion than to wait to die. It depends on your character."

After thinking briefly, Yin Fu casually chose a direction and planned to walk all the way to the dark side.

Just do it, Yinfu raised his front legs, and he was about to stride forward. At this moment, in his mind, a voice suddenly sounded, male and female, and the tone was stiff, as if coming from a machine, Without any emotion: "Number 1000001, congratulations, you passed the test and got the opportunity to travel through the world of One Piece."

"Damn it, finally someone who can fart, oh no, um, can talk."

After being stunned for a second, Yinfu was not surprised but happy. He quickly took back his steps and was ready to ask questions.

"Wait a minute, number 1000001 passed the test and got the opportunity to travel through the world of One Piece. What the hell is this?"

Before he could open his mouth, Yinfu realized with hindsight that the voice had just said something incomprehensible, and his brain suddenly became short-circuited.

"The first item, the lottery session, please stop within ten seconds after starting, otherwise it will be deemed as giving up the lottery."

As if it was a set program, the male and female voice did not give Yinfu too much time to think. He spoke again slowly and slowly, and then the countdown began.

"Ten, nine, eight"

Damn, I didn’t even speak clearly. I was stunned for a moment when I counted down. I almost spit out a mouthful of old blood. I quickly asked: "Why is it suddenly a lottery? What do you mean by those words and what is the purpose of the lottery?" What prize?"

"three two"

It was as if the hidden questions could not be heard at all. The indistinguishable male and female voices followed their own rhythm wholeheartedly, and they were about to count to one at a glance.

"I'll go, you stop, stop, stop"

Being ignored again and again, Yinfu, no matter how good-tempered he was, was so angry that he wanted to curse, but before he could finish the curse, when he heard the sound of "one", he quickly changed his words.

After all, the names above are all lottery draws. No matter what they are used for, it is better to draw them than to waste them. Even if it is really useless in the end, the worst thing is not to use it, and it will not be a loss. This account is still hidden. The calculation is very clear.

"Bingo, congratulations, you have received a hey hey hey gift pack. The gift pack will be given out after the question session by default. How to open the gift pack: hit your head hard."

"Hey hey hey, the way to open the big gift package is to hit it with your forehead, and hit it hard. Are you sure you are not kidding me?"

After chewing this passage carefully, Yinfu couldn't help but feel a dark line hanging down his forehead. For the first time in his life, he seriously doubted that his judgment was wrong. After all, this prize sounded like a trap, and it was the size of a Big Mac. It's really frustrating.