Hidden Floating King of Pirates

Early on Saturday morning, the sun shone brightly on my forehead, and I was obviously shy, hiding behind the dark clouds, not showing my head at all. The world was in a haze, as if God had failed the final exam.

"Hello, your Alipay has received a small target, please check."

"Hello, your Alipay has received a small target, please check."

"Hello, your Alipay has received a small target, please check."

At five-fifty, the alarm clock rang on time, but this time it was the third time before a hand came over from the bed feebly, quenching its excitement.

Wiping the sweat from his forehead, Yinfu stretched for a long time. He felt so good that his seven-pack abs, which he had finally developed with clear outlines, suddenly exerted force, and his upper body could be seen making perfect right-angle arcs, steadily. He sat up and stood up.

"The voice content was too fake and the effect was ineffective. It took three calls to get up. I was totally lacking in motivation."

For someone who doesn't even have Alipay, getting 100 million from Alipay is really nonsense. Yinfu thought to himself, so he took the alarm clock over, fiddled with it a few times, and entered the voice again.

"Hello, your meal card has been lost. Please report the loss immediately."

"Hello, your meal card has been lost. Please report the loss immediately."

"Hello, your meal card has been lost. Please report the loss immediately."

After the recording was completed, Yinfu pressed the alarm, and the standard dialect version of Mandarin came out immediately. Once the sleepiness was eliminated, twice to refresh the mind, and three times to run around. The effect was great, and he nodded with satisfaction: "That's it. This smell~"

The alarm clock returned to its position, Yinfu stretched, then turned around and got out of bed, opened the curtains, and happened to see God's gloomy and unhappy face.

"I'll go, what's going on? Last night, Madam God punished me by kneeling down on durians. Why are you so melancholy so early in the morning?"

Complaints are complaints. Seeing that the storm was coming, Yinfu hurried to the balcony and quickly collected all the clothes that had been dried outside the window last night. Then starting from the balcony, he cleaned all the glass windows in the entire house one by one. They were all locked up tightly.

"jingle bell, jingle bell"

After closing the last window, Yinfu just breathed a sigh of relief when the landline at home rang. The caller ID showed her grandma's number.

"My dear, I woke up too early. It's not too early. It's not too early. I usually wake up at a certain time. I'm used to it.

The strength is not crooked, the strength is not strong, and the strength is not strong. The clothes hanging outside are packed in and thrown away, and the warehouse is closed and thrown away, so you can rest assured.

Breakfast, breakfast, I'll change my decision. If you want anything, I'll help you. OK, you come back to dance, I'll take over at seven o'clock, I'll take the risk. Young, hold on. "

The dialect was coherent. In just a few words, Yinfu finished everything and hung up the phone.

As usual, I ran to the living room and poured a full cup of warm water. After a burp, I ran to the toilet and squatted down. In two minutes, I felt relaxed.

Wash your hands, wipe them, squeeze out toothpaste, all in one go.

While brushing his teeth, Yinfu quickly walked into the bedroom next door, poked the power button of the old desktop computer five times, and finally started it up.

Returning to the bathroom, I finished brushing my teeth and washing my face. After Yinfu rubbed the towel and hung it on the balcony, he went straight to the old desktop with a look of anticipation, only to find that it hadn't been turned on yet. I felt like meowing, but couldn't. To obtain the Fa, we can only wait patiently.

"It took 5 minutes and 21 seconds to boot, setting another record"

After finally waiting until the boot-up was completed, and seeing the latest boot-up time display, I couldn't help but complain.

"Forget it, after another summer vacation, I should be able to save enough money for an ordinary laptop, and then I can bear with it."

I quickly tallied up my current savings and two months of summer job wages in my mind. I felt a lot relieved. Then I rubbed my hands with a little excitement, manipulated the mouse, and swiped to the browser. On the icon, flick your index finger for a perfect double-click.

"Why are there so many lags compared to last Saturday? It shouldn't be. No one is playing on this old machine except me. Could it be because it's too hot?"

The day lilies were almost cold while I was waiting, and I didn’t see the browser open yet. I looked at the time and felt a little crazy.

"Boom"

Suddenly, a burst of rolling thunder exploded, shaking the roof as if it were shaking.

"Forget it, let's go to Fatty's house to use the computer after our shift changes at noon."

Seeing the thunderstorms outside becoming more and more frightening, and the lightning getting brighter and brighter, I was thinking about the tragic situation of the computer next door that was damaged by lightning last time. "Spin and turn" in circles, and after sighing helplessly, chose to admit defeat.

"Hey, okay"

As soon as he put his hand on the power button, Yinfu was about to force shut down, when suddenly his eyes lit up and the browser miraculously popped up.

"Well, try again. If it's still stuck, shut down immediately."

After a slight struggle, Yinfu changed his mind with a glimmer of hope. After holding the mouse again, he clicked on the save URL of "One Piece Comics" like a gamble, but in his heart he was praying for blessings from the gods and Buddhas in the sky. After all, today's chicken blood is all. Point to this.

I don’t know whether it was the circles spinning around the mouse, the fact that I was really tired from playing too hard just now, or the hidden prayers that really made some god or Buddha show mercy. This time, the webpage opened almost instantly, which made Yinfu stunned for a moment, then he was completely overjoyed.

"Wow, your character has exploded."

Seeing that the webpage was about to be displayed, Yinfu rubbed his hands excitedly and stared straight at the display screen, which was glowing with green light.

"Boom"

At this moment, another thunderstorm erupted, and Yinfu almost fell off his seat.

"We must seize the time." Looking out the window, Yinfu felt more and more that time was pressing, but fortunately, when he looked back, he saw that the web page was ready.

"Damn, no, it stopped updating again."

I clicked on the comic page and found that the latest issue was the one I read last week. For a moment, I felt like my whole body was not feeling well.

Not giving up easily, I returned to the home page, clicked to enter the Baidu page, entered the One Piece comics, and pressed the Enter key.

He probably knew that Yinfu was not in a good temper at this time, so the master did not dare to touch his brow. After a series of operations, he was completely fluent, as if he had a second spring.

However, the master's machine is very powerful, but Oda seems to be a little weak. The results obtained after turning on and off the hidden floating switch for more than a dozen pages were only confirmed a dozen times. This week, the update really stopped again.

And this, in fact, is not the most desperate, the most devastating thing is that when Yin Fushou opened a post on a forum, he saw a notice posted by the poster: One Piece is expected to be suspended next week. The upper part is in Japanese, the lower part is in Chinese, and the background is the wanted poster of One Piece. It looks really official.

"Hey"

I closed all the web pages mechanically, clicked on them one by one and started to shut down the computer. I sighed deeply and felt that all my energy had been drained. I sank back on the seat and felt dull.

The expectations for two consecutive weeks have been disappointed for two consecutive weeks. This kind of depression and disappointment may not be understood by those who are not die-hard One Piece fans.

After laying out the corpse for a while, I couldn't help but have an ominous premonition in my mind, and murmured to myself: "Two of the three major migrant comics have failed to catch up. One Piece is the one who has been chasing the longest, shouldn't I?" It won’t end well in the end, so I’ll just become a eunuch.”

Not long after he finished speaking, he hurriedly said, "Bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah," but the worry in my heart has become more and more deepened. After all, the number of times Oda has stopped updating recently is really too much, and it is starting to faint. The trend of irrigation

"Boom, boom"

Just when Yinfu was thinking this, he was caught off guard, and a bolt of lightning, as if he had a grudge against him for killing his father, hit him with lightning speed, with ruthless precision.

"Fuck, this is okay"

He forced his head to look at the window and found that the glass was intact. In his mind, ten thousand grass and mud horses galloped past.

"Help"

His consciousness quickly dissipated, and Yinfu was so stunned that he failed to say the word "help" in full. He rolled his eyes and fell down.