The villain stole my heart, I stole his pants
Chapter 2: Big Brother Turns Into Shit
Xiao Hechuan is very tall.
As soon as he raised his hand, Shen Zhiyi became angry.
Shen Zhiyi jumped up and down, left and right, but couldn't touch the firecrackers.
"Brother, if I die, I won't peek at you guys bathing. If I die, I won't steal your pants. If I die, I won't tease you guys!"
"So big brother, please give the firecrackers back to me! It's too late!"
[I don’t want to be a troublemaker anymore! I’ve had enough!! I’m going to be free soon! ]
Shen Zhiyi was close to a breakdown because the firecrackers were already half burned.
She reached out and tickled Xiao Hechuan's armpits. Xiao Hechuan was so ticklish that he almost couldn't help laughing, and she actually threw him to the ground.
"The third child."
Unexpectedly, Xiao Hechuan threw the firecrackers to Xiao Sanlang behind him.
Xiao Sanlang: “???”
He’s really my brother!
You are merciless in bombing your own brothers!
Xiao Sanlang hurriedly dodged the exploding firecrackers.
Then he quickly picked up the tea on the table and poured it on him.
Shen Zhiyi looked down at the extinguished firecrackers, looked up at his eldest brother, tilted his head to look at his third brother, and then looked back at the firecrackers.
The more she looked, the sadder she became.
Her almond-shaped eyes were covered with tears, her little mouth was flat, and she looked so aggrieved that she was about to cry.
She patted her head and comforted herself.
【Zhizhi, don’t cry, don’t cry. 】
[If firecrackers can't kill you, you can use other tools to kill you. 】
System: [In the novel, you failed to seduce the Prime Minister and faked your own death.]
System: [So, your mission has failed. I am reporting this to the boss.]
Shen Zhiyi: "???"
Failed?
She is going to India? ?
Suddenly I couldn't be strong at all.
[My fair, rich, and beautiful…]
【My 18+...】
“Wow… Wow… Ah…”
Shen Zhiyi's tears burst out one after another.
She sat on the ground and cried heartbrokenly.
Her little hands pulled up Xiao Hechuan's new official robe to wipe her tears, and she continued to cry after wiping them, and then continued to wipe her tears after crying...
Endless.
【Bai Fumei is gone...】
[The 18+ ban is gone...]
【Going home is gone...】
[All gone…waaaaaaaaaaaaa]
Xiao Hechuan's new official robe was wrinkled by her.
His brows were furrowed, and he was at a loss what to do because of Shen Zhiyi's crying.
It was the first time he heard Shen Zhiyi cry.
I wanted to scold Shen Zhiyi, but I couldn't bear it.
I wanted to take away the official robe, but I couldn't bear it.
Listening to her continue crying, I felt a little annoyed.
Xiao Hechuan comforted her dryly:
"Don't cry. I agree that you can continue to steal the third brother's pants and continue to peek at him bathing."
【? ? Where is the character of the eldest brother who is mature, steady, resolute, and ruthless? ? 】
Shen Zhiyi's almond-shaped eyes were red as she stared blankly at the cold and serious man.
Xiao Sanlang, who was also shot while lying down, said: "???"
Brother, have you asked for my opinion?
Xiao Hechuan continued: "But, if you stole the third brother's pants, you can't steal mine."
Shen Zhiyi's tears fell again.
"Wow!!!"
Instead of being comforted, she became even more sad.
[I failed my mission, what’s the point of stealing pants?]
【I want to go home! I want to go home! 】
The system comforted her: [The boss said that you have been diligently stirring up trouble for ten years, and you have made contributions and worked hard, so we decided to withdraw your Indian punishment and let you continue to live in this world. Be happy! ]
Shen Zhiyi widened her eyes.
【Did anyone say that???】
[One month later, the Xiao family was executed and the eldest brother turned into dog shit.]
[All the other brothers died without a burial place]
[As a member of the Xiao family, I cannot escape death! ]
[Death early or death late, it’s all death! 】
[Wow, I don’t want to die! I’m still so young, and I haven’t even hugged a beautiful lady yet! ]
Shen Zhiyi cried even harder.
Xiao Hechuan's forehead throbbed: "???"
enough!
I've said enough!
He is not dead now!
He hasn't turned into shit yet!
Xiao Sanlang came over and whispered to Xiao Hechuan.
The third brother asked in a low voice: "Brother, do you believe Shen Zhiyi's lies? Do you believe that in a month the entire Xiao family will be executed and we will all die?"
Xiao Hechuan's face was gloomy, and he said coldly: "It's better to believe it than not to believe it. I can't take my brother's life as a joke!"
Xiao Sanlang said firmly: "I don't believe Shen Zhiyi! She has played tricks on us and deceived us so many times in the past ten years. She must be playing some tricks again!"
Xiao Hechuan narrowed his eyes, pondered for a moment, and said:
"I'll go test Shen Zhiyi."
Xiao Hechuan stretched out his big palm towards Shen Zhiyi.
Shen Zhiyi, who was crying uncontrollably, was suddenly pulled up from the ground by a force.
Before she could react, Xiao Hechuan pressed her down on the bed.
Xiao Hechuan asked her with his handsome face like an iceberg:
"Shen Zhiyi, come to bed now."
Shen Zhiyi was confused: "Huh?"
Xiao Hechuan asked: "Do you want to come one by one, or do we two brothers come together?"
Xiao Sanlang also cooperated and came over.
Shen Zhiyi continued to be confused: "Huh????"
[Before, when I sat on my eldest brother's bed, he had the quilt thrown away. Now he is pushing me onto his bed? ]
[Before, I seduced my second, third, fourth, and fifth brothers. My eldest brother lectured and scolded me every day. Now he is bringing his younger brother to my lips? ? ]
[Brother, are you okay? ? ]
【Did Big Brother and Sister take the wrong medicine? ? 】
Xiao Hechuan decided to take real action.
He pretended to reach out to pull Shen Zhiyi's belt.
This frightened Shen Zhiyi so much that her little face turned pale and her almond-shaped eyes widened.
"You filthy rascal! How dare you tease your father!"
"Daddy is going to kick your little dick to pieces!!"
Shen Zhiyi sat up with a somersault, raised his calf and kicked Xiao Hechuan hard.
"Shen Zhiyi!"
Xiao Hechuan's pupils shrank, his forehead jumped, and he quickly reached out and grabbed her feet to preserve his sexual happiness.
He almost lost the most precious thing.
"Let me go! I will kick you to death even if I risk my young life!"
[I really misjudged Big Brother! He actually wanted to force me!!! I want to kill him! ]
Xiao Hechuan explained with a straight face:
"Shen Zhiyi! I don't like you, and I will never do anything to you!"
"I'm just testing whether you are playing tricks again."
[Huhu~ You scared me. I was wondering why my brother suddenly had a seizure. 】
Shen Zhiyi retracted his fist, and his anger gradually dissipated: "Brother, do you believe it now?"
"I believe."
When Xiao Hechuan saw that she had calmed down, he let go of her feet, fastened his belt, and walked off the bed with his long legs.
Xiao Sanlang said, "Shen Zhiyi! You old pervert! Vicious woman!"
"Brother, I believe you! I don't believe you!"
Shen Zhiyi sighed.
【Believe it or not. 】
[Anyway, in another month, everyone will die a miserable death! ]
[Hmm? ? Got it!!]
[Anyway, my mission has failed. If I tell my big brother about the future, I can avoid tragedy! ]
Shen Zhiyi's almond-shaped eyes, which had been extremely decadent just now, now showed a lively brilliance again.
She grabbed Xiao Hechuan's sleeve excitedly.
"Big brother!"
"I have something very important to tell you!"
"Today... one month later... I'm going to... eat... shit..."
"You! Want! Shit!!"
"Eat shit, you!"
Xiao Hechuan: "..."
He has to eat this shit? ?
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