The villain stole my heart, I stole his pants

Chapter 1 I'm going to blow up the earth!

【Sleep with me! 】

[Otherwise I will blow up the earth! ]

[After Shen Zhiyi made those harsh words, he blew himself up. ]

【What kind of idiotic plot is this? 】

[Please! I was transformed into a troublemaker, not a person with cerebral palsy! ]

After Shen Zhiyi finished reading the novel, his eyes went dark again and again.

System: [As a troublemaker in the novel, it is normal for you to die abnormally. ]

Shen Zhiyi: [……]

That makes a lot of sense. I'll greet the author a hundred times.

System: [Host, you can rush into the room and blow yourself up now. ]

System: [Then you will gain the ability to travel through time and space, more money than you can spend in your lifetime, and you can stay young forever.]

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Looking at such a group of handsome men and beautiful women every day, Shen Zhiyi couldn't imagine how happy he would be.

[Shashasha...]

Shen Zhiyi's mouth was watering.

Holding the explosives in her hand, she kicked open the closed door in front of her.

"boom!"

This startled the two tall and handsome men in ancient costumes in the room.

The two of them are Xiao Jia Dalang and Xiao Jia Sanlang.

There are five brothers in the Xiao family.

The five brothers are all candidates for Shen Zhiyi's fiancée.

Shen Zhiyi's parents had a good relationship with the Xiao family, and they arranged a marriage for her to the Xiao family when she was just born.

Ten years ago, Shen Zhiyi's parents passed away, and Shen Zhiyi moved into the Xiao family as a fiancée.

It was also on that day that Shen Zhiyi was bound to the system and forced to complete the plot of the novel.

And today is the auspicious day when my eldest brother Xiao Hechuan is promoted to the Prime Minister.

Xiao Sanlang is helping Xiao Hechuan put on his new official robe.

Xiao Hechuan was only halfway wearing his black and red official robe, which made his handsome face look even colder and more ruthless.

He narrowed his deep and cold eyes and looked at Shen Zhiyi, majestic and domineering, making Shen Zhiyi's little heart tremble.

When the two saw Shen Zhiyi, they both looked unhappy.

Shen Zhiyi put his hands on his hips, raised his chin, and threatened unreasonably:

"Sleep with me!"

"Or I'll blow up the earth!"

She used the sweetest voice to say the most brutal words!

The two of them were startled by the change in his eyes and thought that Shen Zhiyi really had the courage to make explosives.

As a result, they saw Shen Zhiyi holding... a string of firecrackers in his hand.

There were also many pink pig heads painted on that string of firecrackers...

Because Shen Zhiyi likes to eat cold-boiled pig's head, she insisted on printing a pig's head on the wrapping paper of the firecrackers.

Xiao Hechuan: "..."

He actually thought highly of her.

He said coldly: "Get out!"

"I want to go to my brother's arms~"

Shen Zhiyi walked into the house holding firecrackers, and her almond-shaped eyes fell frivolously on Xiao Hechuan's loose collar.

She saw Xiao Hechuan's sexy wheat-colored chest.

She whistled teasingly.

"Shh~~"

"Brown ones are cute too~"

Xiao Hechuan's handsome face was as black as ink. He stretched out his hands to pull his clothes tightly together, leaving no skin exposed.

Shen Zhi said fiercely: "You are not allowed to wear it! Take it off!"

"Today is Big Brother's celebration party, get out of here right now, or I'll be rude to you!"

Xiao Sanlang, who was standing by, couldn't bear it anymore and threatened her fiercely.

Shen Zhiyi: "If you are mean to me, you have to sleep with me~"

Xiao Hechuan said coldly: "Shen Zhiyi, stop it. My patience is limited."

Shen Zhiyi was unmoved: "Brother, stop talking! The three of us will sleep together!"

Xiao Sanlang pulled out his trump card: "If you make trouble again, we will cancel the engagement with you!"

System: [Host, the Troublemaker! Your story is over! You can go get your lunch now. ]

In an instant, the drama in Shen Zhiyi's eyes disappeared completely.

Her almond-shaped eyes were red and there was a hint of sadness on her face.

[I have been reincarnated into this world for sixteen years, and have always lived with my brothers day and night. Now I am leaving and I am very sad. 】

[After binding the system, I did a lot of things that disgusted my brothers, but if I didn't follow the plot, both of our families would be exiled to India to survive.]

【That’s India! 】

[A country where even lizards and female mosquitoes have to cover their butts when walking! ]

[Our whole family is so good-looking. If we go to India, it would be like a ball of shit falling into a pile of dung beetles - looking for shit!]

Xiao Hechuan's cold eyes flashed with surprise: "?"

What is that sound??

Xiao Sanlang asked his elder brother: "Brother, what is India? Why have I never heard of it?"

Xiao Hechuan, however, had a stern face and was in deep thought.

What is the system?

Is it true what Shen Zhiyi said that she was coerced?

Could it be that the person who was talking to Shen Zhiyi was the system? ?

[After I die, my brothers will surely be very happy... I can only say goodbye to them in my heart.]

Xiao Hechuan's pupils shrank

It turned out that what he heard was Shen Zhiyi's voice!

Not just him!

The third brother can hear it too!

[In a month, the entire Xiao family will be executed. Big brother, you will be torn into pieces by five horses, and your body will be eaten by dogs and pulled out by dogs.]

Xiao Hechuan's handsome face was as black as the bottom of a pot.

Shen Zhiyi actually cursed him to turn into dog shit?

How much resentment does Shen Zhiyi have towards him?

Xiao Hechuan suddenly realized something was wrong.

But why did Shen Zhiyi curse the Xiao family in his heart?

Shen Zhiyi continued to feel sad.

[My eldest brother died, and my second, third, fourth, and fifth brothers also died tragically...]

【Especially the third brother.】

[Third brother is about to get into trouble...]

Xiao Lao San was furious and furious:

"You are such a jerk, Shen Zhiyi! The Xiao family fed you well, clothed you well and took you in, yet you dared to curse the Xiao family and curse us. You are such an ungrateful person!"

"Get out of the Xiao family right now!"

Xiao Sanlang rolled up his sleeves angrily and wanted to drive Shen Zhiyi out.

Xiao Hechuan suddenly grabbed Xiao Sanlang's shoulder.

He stared at Shen Zhiyi with cold eyes.

Xiao Hechuan always felt that Shen Zhiyi's thoughts were not that simple.

Why should she curse them all in her heart.

[Why is Third Brother so angry? ? Never mind. ]

[I am leaving the world of books and going back to modern times to be a rich and beautiful woman. Goodbye, pigeons~]

Shen Zhiyi was about to light the firecrackers when he discovered...

No ignition tools.

System: [This string of firecrackers will spontaneously ignite, and it will soon explode you. Host, are you ready? Three, two...]

Just as the system started counting down, Shen Zhiyi covered her little face with one hand.