The villain stole my heart, I stole his pants

The imperial doctors felt that the Crown Prince was a little strange today, but they did not dare to ask too much and carefully felt the Crown Prince's pulse.

Afterwards, the imperial doctors came to a conclusion and were even shocked:

"Your Highness, your pulse was weak before, but now it is strong. Although it is not as good as that of a normal person, it is much better than before!"

"And your Highness, the cold in your body and your cough have improved a lot!"

"This is too miraculous. How did he get so much better all of a sudden? What did His Royal Highness eat today?"

His Royal Highness the Crown Prince suddenly felt a little apologetic.

The little grass elf's magic is quite powerful.

I misunderstood the little grass spirit.

His Royal Highness the Crown Prince was thinking again.

Another little grass said at that time that there was poison in my body.

But the imperial doctors examined me, and no one said that there was poison in my body.

Or, the poison in his body was so rare that even the imperial doctors couldn't see through it.

As for the rest, His Royal Highness the Crown Prince was in a daze and didn't hear much.

He only heard the little grass spirit say later that it could only temporarily control the poison in his body.

The little grass fairy said that he would come back to detoxify her later.

His Royal Highness the Crown Prince told the imperial doctors not to make anything known and then asked them to leave.

His Royal Highness the Crown Prince also planned to hold back and then ask the grass spirit in person.

His Royal Highness the Crown Prince walked back to the meadow where he had just met the little grass elf.

The soil on the small lawn that had just been leveled was turned up.

His Royal Highness the Crown Prince thought: Could it be that the grass spirit came out of the soil, transformed into a human form, then turned back into grass and went back inside, thus turning the soil upside down?

His Royal Highness the Crown Prince decided to apologize to the grass elf.

His Royal Highness the Crown Prince ordered all the palace servants to retreat three miles and turn around.

He wanted to whisper to the grass elf, and no one else could hear him, lest the grass elf be mistaken for a monster.

His Royal Highness the Crown Prince said to the little grass elf:

"I'm sorry, you bold little grass fairy. I have wronged your kindness."

His Royal Highness the Crown Prince, who was above everyone else and had been pampered since childhood, lowered his noble head for the first time to apologize.

"Thank you for saving me, even though I can only survive in my current state for a few days."

After His Royal Highness the Crown Prince finished speaking, the small lawn that had been turned up became quiet.

He no longer heard the clear and sweet voice of the little grass elf.

His Royal Highness the Crown Prince: "Little Grass Fairy, why don't you speak? Are you angry with me?"

The Crown Prince said angrily: "Have you forgotten how you just pressed your butt against my face?"

When His Royal Highness the Crown Prince spoke the last half sentence, his voice was as small as a mosquito or fly. Although the palace servants could not hear it, His Royal Highness the Crown Prince still did not dare to speak loudly.

If this gets out, I'll be laughed to death.

I don't want to be laughed at.

When His Royal Highness the Crown Prince thought of the scene of Xiao Cao sitting on his face at the end, he felt a little annoyed, embarrassed and ashamed.

His Royal Highness the Crown Prince continued to scold Xiao Cao'er:

"I am a grown man and I have to have some dignity. How can a female grass spirit like you be so shameless and sit on a man..."

"Don't ever do this again!"

“It must be changed!”

"It's true that you were disrespectful to me, but you saved me, so I..."

His Royal Highness the Crown Prince originally wanted to say that it was even.

But when he thought about himself talking to himself for a long time, Xiao Cao didn't even fart.

His Royal Highness pretended to be angry, flicked his sleeves and said:

"I have decided! I will punish you!"

"Little grass spirit, how do you think I should punish you? I will punish you in the way you say."

"Little grass fairy, why are you silent? Are you scared now?"

The green grass swayed in the wind, still silent.

His Royal Highness the Crown Prince flicked his sleeves and said coldly:

"There's no point being afraid. I've already figured out how to punish you."

"I will dig you back to the East Palace and torture you, little weed!"

His Royal Highness the Crown Prince ended his soliloquy.

Then he turned around and ordered the palace servants:

"Bring me a potted plant and a shovel."

The palace servants carried out the Crown Prince's orders at the speed of reincarnation.

Soon a young eunuch came with a shovel and a potted plant.

Then, His Royal Highness the Crown Prince said, "Please help me plant this grass in a pot. I want to keep it in the East Palace."

The palace people looked puzzled: "???"

Growing… grass? ?

Is there anything special about this little grass?

Forgive their shortsightedness, they can't see it.

But as long as His Royal Highness is happy, that's all.

The palace servants carefully dug out all the grass in the patch designated by His Royal Highness the Crown Prince, and then planted it in a square pot.

Then, the palace servants carried the large piece of grass back to the East Palace.

The palace servants who were unaware of the situation saw the commotion and thought that the Crown Prince had found some treasure.

Take a look at the results.

Grass? ? ?

Grass!

That’s right! It’s grass!

After returning to the East Palace, His Royal Highness the Crown Prince had the grass placed in the sun to dry.

Then he dismissed the palace servants and tried every means to force Xiaocao to speak.

His Royal Highness the Crown Prince poured a cup of tea, took a sip himself, and then threatened Xiaocao.

"Little grass spirit, I just remembered your second crime of deceiving the emperor."

"You said your name is Chu Xiyue, don't think I don't know, you are lying to me, you lying little grass spirit."

His Royal Highness the Crown Prince had seen Chu Xiyue in the imperial study last time.

Chu Xiyue and the little grass spirit have completely different feelings.

Chu Xiyue is a very serious person. It is impossible for her to say these words to him, let alone do these things to him.

And the little grass spirit looks a bit fishy.

"Little grass spirit, admit your mistake and I will give you water. Otherwise, I will let you be thirsty."

His Royal Highness the Crown Prince brought a pair of scissors and continued to threaten:

"Little grass fairy, admit your mistake, or I will cut your hair and make you bald."

After Shen Zhiyi sat on the sick beauty prince's face and ran away, the country's destiny began to change.

[The heroine was beaten with thirty boards, the heroine's luck aura weakened, and the country's luck +1. ]

[The hero was punished to be grounded for three months, his perfect personality had a crack, the hero's aura was weakened, and the national fortune was +1. ]

[Controlled the spread of the poison in the prince's body, national fortune +1. 】

【Chen Chusheng is dead. His crimes are exposed. National fortune +1.】

The national destiny at 17 points instantly turned into 21 points.

Shen Zhiyi: [It was done very well! My corpse scene was not in vain, the male and female protagonists were beaten. It was just that Wen Tingjun’s house was lost, oh yes, and I also got a resurrection card, which didn’t seem to make any profit.]

Guoyun said: [I have earned four more wishing coins. I am almost there to detoxify the prince. Then Shen Zhiyi can sit on the prince's face with her big butt again.]

Shen Zhiyi was already looking up at the sky shyly.

[Don't mention it, I'm already socially dead. ]

[I am a lady! How can a lady put her butt on a man's face! ]

【Fortunately, I lied to the sick beauty that I am Chu Xiyue. 】

[Please help me take the blame, and bear the wrath of the sick beauty prince! ]

"what!"

Shen Zhiyi heard a scream from the front, which sounded like pain, mixed with groans.

【Speak of the devil, he will appear! 】

[It's the heroine's voice! ]

[Why is the heroine screaming so strangely, so erotic and ambiguous? What is she doing? ]

[Is she going to have sex with the male lead in broad daylight again? Hurry up! I want to see it!]