The villain stole my heart, I stole his pants

His Royal Highness the Crown Prince saw Shen Zhiyi wearing a green silk dress.

His Royal Highness the Crown Prince saw with blurred vision:

A pale and somewhat purple ghost face, and a bloody mouth.

The prince was startled: "I actually saw a ghost..."

But why does a ghost have such a pair of watery, clear, pure, and pure almond eyes without any impurities? ?

When Shen Zhiyi saw the Crown Prince suddenly wake up, she was so scared that she meowed in her heart.

[Ah ...

Shen Zhiyi covered his face with his hands.

Can't cover it.

It's not that she has a big face.

One of her hands was held by the prince, leaving her with only one small hand, which could not cover her face at all! !

Shen Zhiyi: [Ah ...

His Royal Highness: "..."

Loneliness is not over.

I am not dead either.

However, it was just a little bit away from death.

How could that little grass spirit be a ghost? ?

His Royal Highness the Crown Prince's vision gradually became clear, and he was ready to continue looking to see if this ghost was a ghost or not.

The Crown Prince's cold big hands followed Shen Zhiyi's hands up, ready to touch her face.

See if this is real.

Shen Zhiyi: [The sickly beautiful prince touched my face! ! Ahhh! This sick prince must not be allowed to stay! ]

His Royal Highness the Crown Prince touched it.

The ghost face was warm and hot, almost the same as a human's.

Shen Zhiyi: [Look, sick beauty! A big butt is attacking you! ! ]

His Royal Highness the Crown Prince raised his head, only to see a small butt pressing towards his face.

His Royal Highness couldn't believe it: "How dare you blaspheme me with your butt..."

Before he could finish his words, he was pinned down by Shen Zhiyi's big butt.

Shen Zhiyi breathed a sigh of relief: [Fortunately, I stopped the sick beauty in time! ]

The system was shocked: [You just sat on the prince's face like that? ? ]

Guoyun was shocked: [The watery prince was pinned down by your big butt? ? ? ]

Guoyun: [Shen Zhiyi, you are blaspheming the Crown Prince! You will be executed along with your entire clan!]

Shen Zhiyi felt a chill under his butt and quickly moved his butt.

Shen Zhiyi: [I dare not touch the sick beauty, so I can only cover her eyes.]

System: [Use your butt to cover the prince's eyes? ? ]

Shen Zhiyi comforted himself:

[The sick beauty was unconscious for a while, so her vision must not have fully recovered. And now I have signs of poisoning, my mouth and face are purple, so he must not have seen my face clearly! It doesn't matter! He can't kill my entire clan! ]

[And I am the only one left among my nine clans. ]

[Anyway, I am a short-lived person. If I am unlucky, I can only live for a month. If I am lucky, I can only live for more than half a year.]

The Crown Prince, who was pressed under Shen Zhiyi's buttocks: "..."

He wasn't angry when he was called a sick beauty, but now he was really angry.

Xiaocao actually pressed Gu's face with her butt.

I will strip all your grass tribe members naked!!!

The Crown Prince, who was almost out of breath, reached out and poked Shen Zhiyi's big, watery butt, but failed to poke it away.

His Royal Highness: You daring little bastard! Get your bastard ass off my face right now!

For the first time, Shen Zhiyi felt very uncomfortable.

I don’t dare to sit down. What if I really crush the prince to death?

My butt could only hang in the air, and it was shaking.

Shen Zhiyi thought: [His Royal Highness the Crown Prince should be about to faint! Can I run now? ]

His Royal Highness the Crown Prince was almost unable to react: Thanks to you, I am about to faint.

Shen Zhiyi raised his butt and glanced at His Royal Highness the Crown Prince.

I just happened to see the Crown Prince’s eyes rolled back and he fainted.

[Oh no, I'm not going to let this sick beauty die from sitting on her butt, am I? ? ]

Shen Zhiyi quickly reached out and touched the Crown Prince's nose, then exhaled deeply.

[Fortunately, I didn’t die from sitting! I’m still breathing!]

Shen Zhiyi wanted to leave, but felt that he should leave something behind.

Shen Zhiyi covered his mouth, squatted down and shouted in the ear of the unconscious prince:

"My name is Chu! Xi! Yue!"

"I kissed you on the mouth while you were unconscious, and I also used my big butt to hit you! Are you angry?"

"so what!"

"I am Chu Xiyue!"

"Please remember my name is Chu Xiyue!!"

[The blame game is over! Retreat!!]

After doing his bad deed, Shen Zhiyi ran away.

His Royal Highness the Crown Prince fainted.

But he didn't faint completely.

However, Shen Zhiyi's loud voice sent His Royal Highness the Crown Prince away.

His Royal Highness the Crown Prince was stunned by Shen Zhiyi's loud voice.

Finally, the palace servants who were knocked unconscious by the system woke up first.

"Your Highness! We slaves deserve to die! We fainted for no apparent reason!"

"Quick! Help His Royal Highness the Crown Prince back to the East Palace!"

The palace servants hurried to help His Royal Highness the Crown Prince.

His Royal Highness the Crown Prince also woke up magnificently.

His Royal Highness the Crown Prince feels unwell all over.

Touch the head, touch the ears, touch the face, touch the mouth...

Why does my mouth hurt so much?

The palace maids saw the Crown Prince's mouth which was so red and swollen that it seemed to be bleeding, and spoke anxiously.

"Your Highness's mouth seems to have been bitten by an insect. Go and get the imperial physician to take a look at His Highness's mouth!"

His Royal Highness the Crown Prince touched his swollen mouth for one second, two seconds...

Then, the Crown Prince’s mind flashed with a scene in which he heard Xiao Cao’er’s thoughts, vomited blood and fainted, and Xiao Cao’er transformed into a human, saved him, and bit his mouth.

His Royal Highness said, "It's not a bug, it's grass."

It was that little grass elf that ate me.

And he bit my mouth four times.

It bit my mouth and hurt it.

Palace people: "???Ah?"

What do you mean?

Didn't understand.

His Royal Highness the Crown Prince would not explain such a bizarre thing.

If he hadn't seen it with his own eyes and touched it with his own hands, he wouldn't have believed that there was such an outrageous thing in the world where plant essences could transform into human beings.

Soon, the imperial doctors were called over.

The imperial doctors were worried that something was wrong with the Crown Prince, so they knelt down anxiously and said:

"Your humble servant pays respect to His Royal Highness the Crown Prince. Your humble servant takes His Royal Highness' pulse."

His Royal Highness the Crown Prince raised his hand and said, "No need."

His Royal Highness the Crown Prince pushed away the palace servant who was supporting him and stood up.

Just now the grass fairy saved him.

Moreover, as soon as the little grass fairy kissed him, he felt the pain in his heart was gone.

Even his cough was cured.

The little grass fairy's magical power is quite profound, and it was able to cure me.

His Royal Highness the Crown Prince had just finished thinking when he was suddenly stunned.

and many more.

This is the first time I have seen the little grass fairy.

Why do I feel that the little grass spirit is helping me?

I have no relatives or friends, and we have never met before. I haven't even saved Xiaocao's life as described in the books about repaying gratitude.

Why should Xiaocao save the orphan?

What if, instead of saving the orphan, she was harming him?

His Royal Highness the Crown Prince holds a high position and has to act with caution.

His Royal Highness the Crown Prince turned back into his usual cold and aloof self, always on guard against everyone.

He removed the filter for the grass, stretched out his hand, and said to the doctor:

"Show it to me."