After being hit in the face by the system, I swapped bodies with Zhongli
Chapter 4: Is jumping off a building more polite than streaking?
The little golden cube thought seriously for a moment and then asked, "Excuse me, but do you have any evidence against your two best friends?"
In response to this not-so-sensible little kid questioning his touching friendship, Yuan Zhuoyue retorted, "Our friendship is stronger than gold!"
As for Yuan Zhuoyue's rebuttal, the little golden cube ignored it and said with the original intention: "Okay, I have already said so much nonsense. Now, what method should you use to prove that I am not your hallucination? Prove that you are not sick?"
Yuan Zhuoyue immediately said in dissatisfaction: "What nonsense? Isn't this what you want to hear?"
"Let him go..." The little golden cube suppressed the curse words that were about to come out of his mouth, and tried to speak calmly: "...Okay, this is what I want to hear. Now that I'm done, can you tell me your method?"
"In fact, there is a method that I have already thought of from the beginning. It is fast, effective and very accurate!" Yuan Zhuoyue immediately showed a shy smile: "It is quite lively outside at this time. If I take off my clothes and run outside naked, there will definitely be enthusiastic people rushing over and trying to pin me to the ground. The staff who maintain public security will definitely want to find out my situation. As long as my performance is abnormal enough, they will ask medical personnel to come and judge my condition. If it is finally determined that I am not sick, then it is not my shame."
The last sentence was said with such confidence.
Small golden cube: "......?!!"
The golden cube's brain really crashed for a moment, and it shouted at the top of its lungs with a trembling voice: "I advise you to give up this idea--!!!"
Yuan Zhuoyue nodded in agreement: "Yes, I also think that running naked in public is a bit impolite, so I gave up this verification method."
You're more than just impolite!
But after getting Yuan Zhuoyue's answer, the little golden cube still breathed a sigh of relief. If the other party really used this body to do such a thing, he would not be able to stop Yuan Zhuoyue from going crazy, and he didn't know how to give Morax an explanation in the end.
When he heard Yuan Zhuoyue say those words before, he had already thought about how to atone for his sins with his death.
Fortunately, the other party has given up this overly perverted idea, so the golden cube asked again: "Do you have any more normal verification method?"
Yuan Zhuoyue frowned and said innocently, "I'm already mentally ill, and you still ask me to be normal? Do you think your request is normal?"
"...As a mental patient, I think you are too self-aware." The little golden cube was silent for a while, then expressed his feelings: "And now I think you are taking advantage of your illness to act crazy here without restraint!"
In response to such accusations, Yuan Zhuoyue raised his eyelids, stared at the floating object in front of him that was emitting dazzling brilliance with his bright eyes like amber, and uttered: "Oh."
The attitude is extremely careless and perfunctory.
The golden cube was so choked by this that it felt as if a mouthful of blood was stuck in its throat, unable to breathe: "..."
After a while, the little golden cube, exhausted by Yuan Zhuoyue's occasional crazy talk, tried to make its tone sound calmer: "So what is your alternative verification plan?"
"As for the alternative plan..." Yuan Zhuoyue murmured, with a smile on his face. He slowly approached the guardrail at the edge, raised his hand and pushed slightly, then landed lightly on the guardrail.
The whistling wind made her clothes flutter and rustle. The flowing tasseled hem fluttered in the wind, and the golden dragon-like patterns on it seemed as if they were struggling to fly out of the hem.
Yuan Zhuoyue lowered her eyes slightly, and could see the pedestrians and vehicles passing by, as well as the wide streets, because she was high above. From this, she could judge that the high-rise building she was in should be a commercial and residential building.
After a moment, Yuan Zhuoyue withdrew his gaze, stepped steadily on the guardrail which was not much wider than a single-plank bridge, and walked leisurely from the street side to the residential area on the inside where there were few pedestrians.
Then he turned around and faced the small golden cube that was floating with him. He looked calm and straight, without any fear on his face, as if he was not on the edge of a hundred-meter-high building.
If you take just half a step back, you will fall directly from this hundred-meter-high building.
The little golden cube was a little confused about Yuan Zhuoyue's actions at this time: "So, what are you going to do?"
Upon hearing this, Yuan Zhuoyue tilted his head and lowered his eyes to glance at the now empty passage. Only the street lamps in the flower beds emitted warm light, illuminating a corner, but the soft light emitted by the street lamps not far apart formed a whole, enough to illuminate the way for people returning home late at night.
She whispered back: "Jump down..."
"Jump, jump down?!" The little golden cube stumbled as the other party repeated what he said, before realizing the meaning of the words belatedly.
Do you think jumping off a building is more polite than streaking? !
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