After being hit in the face by the system, I swapped bodies with Zhongli

"That's not the case." Yuan Zhuoyue shook his head decisively: "I heard it with both ears, and I believe what you said, but..."

The little golden cube couldn't bear to hear such heavy breathing, so it immediately asked, "But, what?"

Yuan Zhuoyue replied seriously and earnestly: "But first I have to rule out the illusion that you are not me before I can believe it."

The light on the small golden cube suddenly shone, and it said excitedly: "Then you still don't believe it!"

Yuan Zhuoyue looked at the overly excited little golden cube and said helplessly: "If you insist on thinking so, then I can't help it."

The little golden cube immediately retorted loudly: "Is that what I want to think?! That's exactly what you said! Can you please be reasonable?!"

"That's too much..." Yuan Zhuoyue said in disbelief, "You actually want to reason with a mentally ill person."

The little golden cube was choked by this sentence, and after a long while he uttered: "What you said makes a lot of sense."

Yuan Zhuoyue frowned slightly: "I have been wanting to say this since just now. As a system, why do you swear?"

At this point, she shook her head and said in a didactic tone: "This gives me a very bad feeling. It makes me feel that your quality is very low."

The little golden cube could hardly control its desire to turn its eyes and roll its eyes. It just felt that Yuan Zhuoyue was very difficult to deal with. "Normally, when someone is bound to a system, after asking about the benefits, don't they immediately start to do the task? Why do you have to talk about all this nonsense?"

Yuan Zhuoyue answered calmly and confidently: "I am in a normal situation. I am sick."

Small golden cube: "..."

"...Okay, okay, you are sick." The little golden cube felt that even though it had no brain now, it seemed as if it could feel the buzzing sound in its head as its blood pressure rose due to anger.

I finally experienced what success meant, and my head felt buzzing.

The little golden cube suppressed the urge to curse and said calmly, "... Let's not talk about other things for now. Let's first talk about how to rule out the possibility that I'm not your illusion?"

Yuan Zhuoyue laughed and said, "You asked me how to eliminate it? Humph, then you really asked the wrong person!"

Hearing this, the little golden cube almost gritted his teeth to calm himself down and said, "Can you please stop panting when you speak? Just say what you want to say! Got it!"

Yuan Zhuoyue made an OK gesture, but still said aggrievedly: "But you let me, a mentally ill patient who may be in a state of illness, judge whether I am ill or not... Isn't it a bit too much?"

I ask you! Who the hell is going too far now?

The little golden cube swallowed the roar back into his stomach and said calmly: "If you want to rule out the idea that you have an illness, then there must be a way to rule it out."

Yuan Zhuoyue immediately said in a tone that this matter was a long story: "System, you understand me..."

But before he even started talking, he was interrupted by the little golden cube indifferently: "I don't understand, don't beat around the bush, just speak directly."

Yuan Zhuoyue made a lack of interest "oh" sound and did not speak immediately. Instead, he abruptly placed his hand on his abdomen and rubbed it from top to bottom.

Through the layers of clothes, one could see her firm and smooth muscle lines, which was a world of difference compared to her soft belly without any muscles as she had not done any exercise in recent months.

She could even clearly feel these muscles, whose outlines became more prominent due to the force exerted.

The little golden cube screamed in fear: "Ahhhhhhh!!! Stop it! Where are you touching?!"

Yuan Zhuoyue withdrew his hand and said righteously: "I was just touching my abdominal muscles, why are you so excited?"

The little golden cube was furious: "Did you just touch the abdominal muscles? I saw that you had already touched them——"

Yuan Zhuoyue raised her hand and grabbed the small light bulb that was floating in front of her eyes and flickered non-stop. She pinched it gently with her fingers, interrupting the unfinished words and said softly, "I only touched the anterior superior iliac spine at most, and didn't touch any further. Don't talk nonsense and slander my innocence out of thin air."

The little golden cube held in Yuan Zhuoyue's hand, not daring to speak angrily, said sincerely: "...You are right, I was just dazzled and saw it wrongly."

Yuan Zhuoyue nodded in satisfaction, then loosened his hand and let the blinding light bulb go free: "That's right, I'm not some hooligan or pervert."

"It feels good." Yuan Zhuoyue recalled the feeling just now, and compared it with the feeling in his memory. He smacked his lips and muttered to himself: "...It feels much better than Lin Ze'an's abdominal muscles."

The little golden cube that had just escaped a disaster heard these words that suddenly popped out of Yuan Zhuoyue, and asked anxiously: "Who is Lin Ze'an? Is he your current partner? Do you spend a lot of time together? Do you do anything intimate? If you two are about to have any intimate contact and you beat him up, will he break up with you?"

It's weird, why are you so interested in her private life?

Yuan Zhuoyue asked: "Don't you feel it?"

The little golden cube was confused: "Feel what?"

"Feel the fresh scent of singleness emanating from my whole body." Yuan Zhuoyue said as she made exaggerated fanning gestures with her hands.

The little golden cube silently told himself to calm down. There were only the two of them here now, and no one could see Yuan Zhuoyue wantonly destroying the image of others.

Yuan Zhuoyue, seeing this little light bulb, didn't say anything for a long time, thinking that the other party didn't believe what he said, and said with some sadness: "In fact, I have never had any luck with the opposite sex since I was a child. Since the third grade of elementary school, except for men who are blood relatives in my family, I have never even held the hand of the opposite sex in all these years."

The little golden cube didn't even think about it and replied directly: "Let's not talk about other things. Just looking at your appearance, you're not bad. How could it be possible that no one would like you? Why wouldn't they want to get close to you?"

"You don't understand." Yuan Zhuoyue looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, with a look of deep sorrow on his face. Because of his ignorant behavior when he was young, he cut off the peach blossoms that he had no chance to meet. "This is a long story..."

The little golden cube said bluntly: "Then just keep it short."

"Shut up, the emotions I was building up just now have been ruined by your interruption." Yuan Zhuoyue first scolded him lightly, then put on a mournful expression again: "I was just in the third grade at that time, and I was on duty when the incident happened. I had just mopped the floor when a few fools stepped on it with yellow mud."

She sighed, "But I patiently dissuaded them several times but to no avail. The difference in number and size was too great, so I held the mop and pretended to walk around the bathroom..."

After a while, there was silence.

Yuan Zhuoyue asked: "Why don't you follow the routine? Shouldn't you continue to ask what happened next?"

The little golden cube took a deep breath and asked very cooperatively: "And then?"

Yuan Zhuoyue then continued, "Then this matter was spread out, and there was a lot of yellow mud on the ground, so the rumor later became that I was not satisfied with the teacher's arrangement for me to clean the classroom, so I smeared shit all over the classroom."

"And then I didn't expect that I went to the same school as those damn culprits in elementary school, middle school, high school, and later college. Even now that I'm working, they're still haunting me in the same hospital!" Yuan Zhuoyue said with a look of sorrow, "Later, the rumors became even more outrageous. They said that if they made me angry, I would go to the toilet to pick up shit and hit people with it! They even gave me a nickname called Super Poop Man!"

She said indignantly, "If I really beat them with a mop soaked in shit, I would accept the bad reputation! The problem is that I didn't! If I had known this would happen, I would have really gone to the toilet!"

“…Is it a good reputation to be beaten with shit? Is there a possibility that the other party also thinks you are haunting them?” The golden cube couldn’t help but complain: “With your experience, you can’t even have relationships with the same sex, let alone the opposite sex, okay!”

Yuan Zhuoyue angrily shouted, "That's impossible. I have two best friends!"

He gave an example to illustrate: "The Lin Ze'an I just mentioned is my childhood sweetheart... No, it's the long-legged sweetheart with fair skin, beautiful face, and a kind heart who never leaves me!"