Help, I've become a paper man

Yan Changyue raised her hands, but she didn't catch Song Yi, nor did she need to stop him. When Song Yi performed his face-changing performance, she easily put down her hands again. She didn't feel embarrassed at all. Instead, Song Yi saw his hands dropping down, and without saying a word, he held his hands with both hands. He held them in his own hands, and pulled his hands up. At the same time, he lowered his head, put his hand on his forehead, and said, "You are the only one I have."

Not very gay, but rather mean.

Yan Changyue smiled and pulled her hand back, saying, "I have sworn to you... We still have an afternoon before the banquet begins, so let's go home first."

Song Yi asked: "So direct?"

Yan Changyue replied: "Don't worry, my family doctor is pretty good."

Song Yi stopped talking, took the clothing packaging bag handed over by Yan Changyue, followed silently behind, and walked back. He was not sure whether this sentence was a scolding to him, but he was indeed hurt... Finally, when he sat in the dirty co-pilot seat, he saw Yan Changyue silently put down the paper in his hand, and looked at his newly bought but dirty clothes. He sincerely sighed in his heart: It can't be a scolding to him, Yan Changyue is a good person!

So, Song Yi threw the packaging bag into the back seat easily, and slumped in the passenger seat like a boneless person. Even Yan Changyue helped him fasten his seat belt. Not to mention that the technology in this world was very advanced and the car drove very smoothly. In addition, Yan Changyue had good driving skills, so he fell asleep unknowingly until the car stopped at the destination.

Or rather, until Yan Changyue opened the passenger door, unbuckled his seat belt, and reached out to him.

It was also the moment he opened his eyes and saw the slightly dim light of the underground parking lot, which was cast from behind Yan Changyue, blurring his features between the light and shadow, and the hand that was stretched out to him, with some light shining through the glass falling on it, made it look even whiter and longer.

If a normal person were here, he might sigh, "A gentleman is like jade." If a person with literary talent were here, he might say more. But at this moment, it was Song Yi who appeared here. He subconsciously raised his hand and clapped hands with Yan Changyue.

Yan Changyue paused for a second, withdrew her hand, stood up straight, and said with a smile: "We are home."

Song Yi stretched and yawned smoothly, and with the action of getting off the car, his nearly 1.9-meter-tall body looked more like "rolling and crawling", not to mention his image, he didn't even look like a human. Even Yan Changyue stepped back half a step to make enough space for him to stretch and avoid being accidentally injured.

But Song Yi didn't have this awareness. He strolled around the garage barefoot, touching the rearview mirror of this car and patting the hood of that car. He looked a bit like a gangster entering the city. Fortunately, it was the "first time" he saw these cars. They were similar to what he remembered, but also different.

Yan Changyue followed him patiently, walking slowly. After he had walked around for a while, she asked, "Does the injury still hurt?"

Only then did Song Yi remember that he was more or less injured, but with a body like this... describing him as Superman was too subtle. It would be more appropriate to call him a monster. Not only did he not feel much pain, his wounds had already scabbed over.

He immediately turned sideways, raised his hands, and squatted slightly, making a bodybuilder's pose to show Yan Changyue, and said, "It's completely fine."

Unfortunately, all that could be seen was his dirty coat.

Yan Changyue looked at him without saying anything, but he jumped up as he turned around, and as he continued to walk forward, he turned his head and asked Yan Changyue: "Which floor is your house on?"

Yan Changyue found her voice and replied with a smile, "Here."

It means "this whole building is full of them", but Song Yi could only understand the literal meaning and immediately exclaimed: "You live in the parking lot?!"

Hearing this, Yan Changyue was stunned for a second, then laughed out loud. This man liked to laugh very much, or rather, his smiling lips were smiling most of the time, but laughing out loud was the first time since they met, and it was also a rare time for Yan Changyue. He placed the index finger of his right hand slightly on his forehead, restraining his smile a little, but there was still a smile in his tone.

"Please spare me," he said, and his lowered hand grasped Song Yi's forearm, pulling Song Yi towards the elevator, and continued: "I still need the sun."

Song Yi didn't understand what he said, he just said "oh" twice to show that he understood, but in fact he didn't know what he understood, he was dizzy, and walked into the elevator with Yan Changyue. In less than a minute, the door opened, and they were already on the fifth floor. Immediately, someone who was waiting came up to him. The man was wearing a formal suit and had white hair. He looked healthy. After greeting Yan Changyue, he turned to Song Yi and claimed to be the housekeeper of the Yan family. After Yan Changyue let go, he wanted to take Song Yi away.

His movements were proper and his tone was gentle. Even though he was a butler, he had an air of "extraordinary" about him.

But Song Yi didn't want that. He subconsciously grabbed Yan Changyue's hand and looked at her with an "inquiring" look. It was only in his own eyes that it was an inquiry. In the eyes of the other two, it was just a dog's eye...

The housekeeper couldn't help but look at Yan Changyue. Yan Changyue, who was being watched, just smiled and shook Song Yi's hand like coaxing a child, and said softly: "Uncle Song will take you to rest first, and the doctor will help you apply medicine later. I still have some work to deal with."

Song Yi subconsciously asked: "What about the banquet?"

He was not thinking about Yan Changyue's schedule, he just woke up and felt a little hungry. In his mind, banquet was equated with buffet.

Yan Changyue raised her eyebrows slightly, a little surprised, but still patiently replied: "It's held at home. If you have had enough rest or feel bored, you can come to the first floor to play later."

Song Yi then withdrew his hand, took a half step back, waved to Yan Changyue, said "work hard" as a farewell, then turned around and put his arm on the butler's shoulder, bidding him to set off.

The butler glanced at Yan Changyue, and after receiving a nod of approval, he pretended nothing had happened and led people to the guest rooms at his usual pace, but normally guests would not hang around him.

Impolite brat.

Thinking of this, they walked along the corridor for a distance and turned a corner. The elevator entrance was no longer visible. Yan Changyue had already left there to do her own thing. The housekeeper tilted his head slightly and asked in a low voice, "Little boy, how old are you?"

Song Yi paused, jumped back, and stuck to the wall with a look of fear in his eyes.

The housekeeper stopped and asked again, "Are there any adults?"

Song Yi immediately said: "Of course, I..."

The second half of the sentence was vague on the tip of his tongue. He just smiled awkwardly. At this moment, he thought of his body. If nothing unexpected happened, he was a "baby" who was less than a day old but 1.9 meters tall. In his original world, he...

The butler turned around, glanced at his watch, breathed a sigh of relief, and continued walking forward, saying, "The doctor will be here in half an hour, and a servant will bring you... new shoes and clothes later."

Song Yi casually said "hmm" twice. The housekeeper looked at him again, stopped, turned around, opened the door, and made a gesture of invitation. After saying the polite words of farewell, he added, "You can contact me if you have any trouble." His expression was still indifferent, but a little worry was not concealed.

Similar to a shop assistant.

The difference is that the female clerk is worried that Yan Changyue is coerced by Song Yi, while the old housekeeper is worried that Song Yi is abducted by Yan Changyue.

In the store, Song Yi did not see the clerk's performance. Facing the housekeeper at this moment, he did not understand the meaning. His mind was empty and he briefly skipped the "loading" prompt. He closed the door with a bang, without even saying goodbye, and frantically called for "Noah's Ark" in his mind for the answer.

The housekeeper sighed in his heart once again: What a rude little brat.