Rebirth: I Farm in Hell to Live a Lifelong Life

"Du Ziyang, tell me what you think about this question!"

After two days of getting along, Xu Qingyue had successfully become familiar with Du Ziyang, thanks to the fact that neither of them had the socially anxious (crossed out) social bully personality.

Xu Qingyue discovered that although this child looked well-behaved on the surface, his mind was actually full of twists and turns.

Question: It takes grandpa 12 minutes to go up to the fourth floor. How many minutes does it take him to go up to the eighth floor?

Answer: Grandpa can take the elevator.

"Then grandpa has bad legs and feet, and he has to climb eight floors. How tiring it must be."

Du Ziyang sat on the table, swinging his legs, with a look that said “Praise me, praise me~”

"Then you are quite filial."

Xu Qingyue felt hopeless and felt like she had aged ten years.

"In the following question, Lanlan and her five good friends went to pick strawberries. Each of them picked 6 strawberries. How many did they pick in total? Why did you answer 30 ...

"Because Lanlan brought her friends to pick them, she was treating them, wouldn't her friends pick some for Lanlan to eat?"

"The title only says that these six people go to pick strawberries, but it doesn't say who leads whom. Please don't force an interpretation."

"Teacher, don't worry, if you take me to pick strawberries I will definitely pick some for you to eat, hehe."

Xu Qingyue stared at him expressionlessly.

"Okay, I just forgot."

Du Ziyang was crying in his heart. His mother used to like his sweet mouth the most, so why didn't the beautiful teacher fall for it?

The little sweet mouth, the intestinal juice, is so sweet that it's killing me.

There are also the following idiom explanation questions.

Meticulous and caring: Don’t go to places where there is no WeChat.

Days pass by like years: Life is very good, every day is like New Year's Day.

Be fickle: When you see a beautiful person of the opposite sex, you want to move to her place.

Words of deep meaning: When someone says something harsh to you, you will hold a grudge against them for a long time.

[I'm not angry. I'm not angry. Don't get angry with a fool! ]

Xu Qingyue calmed down, but her words were still cold: "Go to the textbook and find the explanations of these idioms, then copy them ten times and memorize them."

Du Ziyang's smile froze on his face, and he tried to bargain, "Teacher, can you write it a few times less?"

"Can't!"

So, Du Ziyang opened the book, accurately found the locations of these idioms, and began to write them stroke by stroke.

The child's handwriting is small and round, but very precise and serious.

Through observation over the past few days, Xu Qingyue felt that Du Ziyang was a very cute, kind and gentle little boy, but when it came to studying, he became very naughty. His poor grades did not mean he was not smart. On the contrary, he was very smart, had a strong comprehension and a good memory. She never needed to explain new knowledge to him a second time.

Where exactly does the problem occur?

"Student Du Ziyang, do your parents often accompany you?" Xu Qingyue asked gently.

"Mom and Dad are usually very busy. Dad always has endless things to deal with at the company, and Mom is often on business trips. But I'm already a big kid, and I have the housekeeper to take care of me, so I can handle it on my own."

Speaking of his parents, Du Ziyang felt a little sad. He really wanted his parents to pick him up from school every day, and he really wanted to go to the amusement park with his parents on weekends. He really wanted his parents to hold a parent-teacher meeting for him. However, the housekeeper said that he should be more sensible. His parents were already very busy, and he couldn't cause them any more trouble. But...

As he was thinking, a tear fell on the homework book. Du Ziyang wiped it away gently with his little hand, not wanting Xu Qingyue to find out.

Xu Qingyue touched the back of Du Ziyang's head, pretending not to notice the tear, and just pretended to be surprised and said:

"Zi Yang is so amazing, he is a very brave man."

"Really? Am I awesome?"

Du Ziyang's eyes were red and blinked like a little deer.

"Yes, it's amazing," the voice changed, "If you are amazing, please don't stop writing, keep writing."

Du Ziyang suddenly felt that all the tenderness he had just felt wasted, and he cried, "She only loved me for a short time, damn it!"

Xu Qingyue felt that she might know the crux of Du Ziyang's problem, and she would have to talk to Yan Shiyun when she had time.

Parents are often unaware of their own problems and think that if they give their children the best material conditions, the children will be satisfied. But more often than not, parents' companionship and guidance are more important than material conditions.

In addition, most parents have excessive expectations of their children, thinking that their children enjoy better material conditions than their own time and should achieve more than their own. However, the improvement of material conditions does not mean the improvement of family quality. A dragon gives birth to a dragon, a phoenix gives birth to a phoenix, and a mouse's son can dig holes. Genetic quality is the physiological prerequisite for human physical and mental development, not only the body, but also the mind.

[So how did those two old Bidens raise such a lovely daughter? Didn’t I really pick her up from a trash can?]

【Keep smiling :)】

But she could see that Yan Shiyun truly cared for Du Ziyang, otherwise she wouldn't have developed such a lovely personality in him.

Suddenly I felt a little envious.

But if you do the math, I earn a thousand yuan a day, and I can take classes for fifteen days this summer, which means I earn fifteen thousand yuan. If I buy a few stocks by then, I can at least double it. It should be barely enough for my living expenses and accommodation for the next year. As for tuition, of course I'll ask Lao Deng for it.

Work hard for a whole year and live happily for a lifetime!

"Teacher, what are you thinking about? You're about to laugh your ass off."

Du Ziyang's purring voice interrupted Xu Qingyue's thoughts.

"Of course I'm thinking about my retirement..."

[Of course I am thinking about my wonderful life of farming and retirement. Hehe, my lettuce, oh, such white abdominal muscles, no, such tender cabbage...]

[No! I can’t let him know that I want to retire at such a young age. It will be a bad example for the flowers of our motherland.]

Xu Qingyue said righteously: "Have you finished writing?"

"It's finished."

Xu Qingyue took the homework book and nodded with satisfaction.

"Actually, you know all these questions, right?"

Du Ziyang remained silent, his little face wrinkled and huddled together.

"Tell me the truth, why did you deliberately not do the test properly?"

Du Ziyang moved his lips, but finally chose to quibble:

"Teacher, I really can't do it."

"Both teachers and parents don't like children who tell lies."

Du Ziyang suddenly hugged her, and Xu Qingyue felt her stomach wet.

Afterwards, when he looked up, Xu Qingyue discovered that his eyes were red, his nose was red, even his face was red from crying, and his face was covered with tear marks.

"Teacher, I want my parents to come back and spend more time with me, so I deliberately didn't write well. Can you please not tell them?"

Xu Qingyue was infected by his crying and felt depressed.

The biggest need of children is to be seen and noticed by their parents. Some good children are more sensitive and fragile than other children of the same age. They are obedient, well-behaved and sensible, and they seek their parents' attention and respect. However, parents often devote more effort to naughty children.

Du Ziyang is very smart. He did not try to be a good boy to get his parents' attention. Instead, he "rebelled" in the area of ​​study which his parents valued in order to attract more attention.

Suddenly! Xu Qingyue found two sparkling rivers flowing under the child's nose, and Xu Qingyue smiled.

Endure breast hyperplasia for a while, take a step back from ovarian cysts, refuse to waste your energy, and go crazy if something happens!

"Du Ziyang! Did you run your snot over me? I'll beat you up!"