Rebirth: I Farm in Hell to Live a Lifelong Life
Chapter 1: Farming for retirement, the plan works!
"In fact, there are only six basic nutrients to sustain life."
Which six?
"Carbohydrates, fats, vitamins, salt, protein, water"
[Okay, I'll remember you.]
"So any food that humans consume beyond normal needs is a waste."
【Zundu fakedu O.o?】
"All sexual desire after reproduction is a disease"
[It doesn't matter, I'm a Quark veteran. ]
"Sensual pleasures, appetite, and the desire for food are all traps of consumerism. They are barriers that prevent humans from evolving further."
【Hiss, the appetite, do you mean first-class tofu, sweet and sour carp, scallion-fried sea cucumber, three-shredded shark's fin, white braised four treasures, sweet and sour Yellow River carp, nine-turn large intestine, braised pork, Chongqing hot pot, mouth-watering chicken, crayfish, spicy shrimp, Jinling roast duck, Pengcheng fish balls, old duck soup, stewed raw croaker, roasted square, mutton square Tibetan fish, crystal pork trotter, stewed crab meat lion head, Farewell My Concubine...? And those big cotton pants and that second cotton jacket, three small barbecues a day, and some small cakes, coconut bread, blueberry bagels, donuts and other seasonings, and some happy water when you get tired of it~~ Please give me more of this trap! 】
"Master, you have good taste, 'Cosmic Exploration Editorial Department'."
"Oh, I just heard it blindly."
"drop--"
The taxi pulled over and the driver looked back.
"Girl, can I park here for you? The entrance to the bookstore is too crowded and I can't get in."
"Okay, you can stop here, I'll walk over by myself."
Xu Qingyue took her schoolbag and bent down to get out of the car.
"Thank you, Master."
When the taxi driver saw Xu Qingyue being so polite, he smiled and waved his hand.
"Thank you too, and be safe."
……
Xu Qingyue was reborn and returned to the summer vacation between her sophomore and junior year of high school.
The first thing she did after her rebirth was to fall into a deep sleep. In her dream, she seemed to have returned to her childhood, farming with her grandmother.
Looking back to the time before I was reborn, as a social animal, I had at most two days off a month, and I worked from 8 am to 10 pm every day. When I had a project, I would even work overtime until the early morning. Sleep was a luxury for me.
On the third day after Xu Qingyue returned to the human world, she opened a certain Baidu and began to search for how to spend her retirement life in a shabby manner.
Uh... why are there only game tutorials?
Then think about what you enjoy doing most.
Farming! I used to have a lot of experience in farming on QQ Farm, especially I was good at stealing vegetables.
Improve your grades → learn to farm → farm for retirement.
Plan well, execute!
She decided to go to the bookstore and buy some study materials.
There is still one year before the college entrance examination, and the most important thing is to improve your academic performance.
As for her parents, Xu Qingyue has not seen them since she came back. They said that they took her younger brother out for a trip and asked her to stay at home to look after the house.
In her previous life, Xu Qingyue only thought that the two of them were somewhat biased towards boys and treated her like a servant. She had to do all the housework herself and was often angry and beaten. But she was their daughter after all, and beating and scolding were a sign of love. But who could have thought that as soon as she graduated from college, they would immediately force her to marry an old man in order to earn a dowry.
Later, I threatened to commit suicide and promised that I would give them a sum of money every month, which would definitely be more than the betrothal gift given by the old man, otherwise I would call the police to arrest them. Only then did they let me go, and then I ran away.
It is precisely because of this that Xu Qingyue has no desires and lives in a daze every day.
[Bah, you are a stupid idiot. ]
Some people get so angry that they even curse themselves.
When she thought of the faces of those two people in their previous lives, Xu Qingyue only hoped to get into university as soon as possible and get away from these two vampires as soon as possible.
The high school Xu Qingyue attended was a closed school in N City, but because it was close to home and her parents asked Xu Qingyue to go home to cook for them, they arranged for her to attend the school as a day student.
The first step she had to take was to convince her parents to let her live on campus next semester.
If you want to convince a greedy person, making big promises is naturally the most important skill.
Life is not just about getting by in the present, but also about getting by in the long run.
After selecting the most important materials for study, Xu Qingyue went to the cashier to queue up, swinging her arms.
The person standing in front of Xu Qingyue was a tall and slender boy with French wool curls that made him look lazy and cute. He had a pair of silver headphones hanging around his neck and a simple and clean white T-shirt tucked into his light blue jeans.
[I really want to touch it and try it out. It should be good. ]
Xu Qingyue had to admit that the person in front of her really touched her heart with both her clothes and hairstyle, but she didn't know whether she was good-looking or not.
But due to her aloof personality, Xu Qingyue had a blank expression.
[Even his hands are so pretty, ahhhh, his voice is nice too!! He even came to buy study materials during the holidays, what a good kid!!!]
Maybe it was because Xu Qingyue's gaze was too hot, the boy looked back at Xu Qingyue, but Xu Qingyue immediately looked away and pretended to think about what else she needed to buy, so she missed the surprise in the boy's eyes.
It was scorching hot at noon in midsummer, without a breath of wind. The air was sticky and solidified, and the sound of cicadas was broken. Xu Qingyue felt that every breath she exhaled took away a bit of her life.
But she still persisted and walked to a villa.
"Ding dong~"
Xu Qingyue rang the doorbell and heard someone respond and come to open the door.
Xu Qingyue wanted to earn enough to live on for the next year, so she could use a few stocks, but the problem was that she needed the original capital.
Her parents were extremely stingy with her, but Xu Shiqiang would ask her to buy him snacks every now and then, and would complain to her parents if they didn't. He himself was a penniless person.
So Xu Qingyue thought about becoming a tutor to accumulate initial capital.
To put it simply, I earn some money by tutoring.
"Hello, this is Teacher Xu, right?"
The person who opened the door was a woman who looked to be around 30 years old and had elegant manners.
"Hello, I'm Xu Qingyue."
"I'm Du Ziyang's mother, Yan Shiyun, come in quickly."
"Hello, Aunt Yan."
Xu Qingyue followed Yan Shiyun obediently.
The interior design style of the villa is full of modernity and artistry, and every angle and every detail shows elegance and luxury.
"My child is in the second grade this year. He is a little naughty, but he has a good heart. His father and I are busy and neglect to manage him. We can still be a loving mother and a filial son even if we don't help him with his homework. For the sake of family harmony, I still hope that Teacher Xu can pay more attention to him."
When it comes to tutoring children with their homework, Yan Shiyun feels a bit of a headache.
"Aunt Yan, with such an excellent mother like you, I believe Ziyang is also very outstanding."
Xu Qingyue had prepared herself mentally before coming. It would cost five hundred yuan for two hours. Even if the child was a crooked tree, she would definitely fix it into a lovely little red flower!
"Du Ziyang, come out quickly, Teacher Xu is here."
Yan Shiyun went upstairs and knocked on the door.
"Mom, I've already told you, during this virus outbreak, don't call me by my full name. It's unlucky."
A gentlemanly little boy walked out of the door. He had a chubby face and it was obvious that he grew up surrounded by love.
"You still think it's unlucky. If I hadn't argued with your father, you would have been called Du Ziteng now!"
Yan Shiyun put one hand on her waist and patted the back of her son's head with the other hand.
"Hello, beautiful teacher," the little boy looked up at Xu Qingyue with sparkling eyes.
"Hello, Ziyang."
Xu Qingyue had a good first impression of him. Well, he seemed like a good boy.
However, when she saw a lot of red crosses on the test paper, she decided to take back what she had said.
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