Tomb Raider: The Adventures of a Dumb Man

At 5 o'clock, the alarm clock rang.

The busy Master Zhou started a hard day. He moved his neck, flexed his hands, and made a few clicks, feeling comfortable.

Zhou's soup dumplings are now open for business.

Don’t ask why it is the Zhou family, because his mother’s surname is Zhou, he loves his mother, and his mother loves him, so he is his mother’s good eldest son.

Mother Zhou: . . . .

[Ding Dong, this week's task: sell 100 baskets of Xiao Long Bao in a week, selling for yuan per basket.]

Zhou Tian has gotten used to this price. It’s okay. It’s only a hundred yuan per basket. There is still plenty of time. It would be enough to sell a dozen baskets a day.

Besides, the system didn't ask him to kill or burn anything, nor did it ask him to go to some strange places. It also gave him a car, a house, and super luxurious stores. What was there for him to be dissatisfied with?

Because they were worried that his cooking skills were not good, they stuffed his brain with a full-level cooking gift package. If it still doesn't work, it's not the system's fault, it's his fault.

Damn him, how could he not have such good conditions?

He is a total novel lover. He has read all kinds of novels. He is always writing guides for this or that. He has to endure his disgusting behavior and please others, who may be male or female, who will say some stupid words and do some stupid things.

Either it's the world of immortal cultivation, where people die easily, or the end of the world, where enemies are everywhere, and everyone is dirty and wants to fight against you, and you don't know what the relationship is. Or it's the ancient times where the hierarchy is strict, and people flee from famine and their homes are confiscated. . . .

It's not a good day anyway.

For people like him, the system will pull him into a parallel world and give him everything. It will ask him to cook, and if he fails, it doesn't matter. He can do good deeds, volunteer, or donate money. Anyone who doesn't do such good deeds is a fool.

He was very grateful to the system. In his original world, his mother was gone and he had never seen his father. He was the only male who liked women and did not want to get married. He wanted to be a single man for the rest of his life.

There is nothing to be nostalgic about. Besides, with the new marriage law of the country, he is afraid that the brain-dead son of his motherland will persecute him to marry a wife. He doesn't want to get married. It's great if one person can feed the whole family. He is not a threat to society. He just wants to be a happy bachelor, read novels, play games, and work as a security guard. What a good life this is.

If you force others to get married, that's a disease.

Fortunately, this world allows freedom to marry and divorce. Either party can get a divorce by sending a text message and replying "T" to unsubscribe. The government's official website system will reply within 10 seconds, congratulating you on your successful divorce. The property will be automatically divided without any hassle. You can enjoy single life in 10 seconds. What a great government.

It's just that getting married is a bit troublesome. Both parties' latest physical examination reports, credit reports, close relatives and criminal records, household registration books, ID cards, marital history, verification certificates from the police station and civil affairs bureau, and asset certificates from the tax bureau and land bureau are all open to each other.

How wonderful! People should be more sincere. It's good for you, it's good for me, and it's good for everyone. If it's suitable, then get married. If it's not suitable, then stay single. Why do so many messy things?

Therefore, Zhou Tian decided to be a happy bachelor with money, a car, a house and a shop. Don't ask, the courage is given by the system.

[System: ... It thought it was Buddhist enough, and its host was even more Buddhist. It really had good vision, it just wanted a host that was so comfortable, not one that wanted to cause trouble.]

Zhou Tian hummed a song and started to operate skillfully. The bulging muscles were hidden under his T-shirt. He looked thin but very powerful. It was all because of his repeated cooking training.

He was most satisfied with his height of 1.8 meters; at least he was not 1.79 meters anymore.

I plan to make two kinds of xiaolongbao on Sunday, one with fresh meat soup and the other with crab roe soup.

The meat filling of the fresh meat dumplings is firm, the skin is thin, the filling is generous, and the stew is rich, tender and delicious.

Adding cooked crab roe and crab butter to the fresh meat filling makes the famous "crab roe dumplings", which have a delicious taste and a lingering fragrance.

After he was done, a child behind him pulled Zhou Tian's trouser leg.

"Dad, I'm hungry."

The child was six years old. When he came to inherit the property, the system let him inherit the child as well, saying that having a child painlessly was more cost-effective.

Looking at the skinny little guy, Zhou Tian always suspected that he was stolen by the system. After all, he was stolen by the system, and he had a criminal record.

When I went to apply for my child’s ID card, I was almost caught by the police for child abuse.

He has a legal identity given by the system, but the child has to handle it himself.

I don’t know what the system did, but the blood relationship between him and the child was confirmed to be his biological child. Even so, the police would come to his house every two days to see if the child was doing well.

Zhou Tian: . . . . . .

The world's protection for children is quite good, so he specifically tricked the policeman into coming for a meal, a box lunch that cost 100 yuan.

I almost got arrested, but it was so delicious that the police would come to have a bite occasionally. After all, it was too expensive, and it was impossible to give it up because it was so delicious.

The child’s full name is Zhou Tianci. This child was given by the system. Isn’t he a gift from heaven? His nickname is Xiaoguan, which was given by the system.

So after a long time of getting along, the child became more and more cheerful. Although he didn't like to talk, he could definitely speak. The only problem was that the child always hoped that he could understand his emoticons.

Zhou Tian rolled his eyes. He didn’t know how to do it because the system didn’t give him the ability.

So children have to speak whatever they want to do.

"Have you brushed your teeth?"

"Swipe it."

"Have you washed your face?"

"washed."

"Very good, go sit in the child seat over there, Daddy will bring it to you. It's hot."

The young official nodded. He was very well behaved and could eat.

Zhou Tian was afraid that others would call him a cruel and unscrupulous businessman, so even though a basket of dumplings was expensive at 100 yuan, they were big, each one was as big as an adult's fist.

Anyway, the system twitched when it saw it. This desire to survive is unparalleled.

There are 5 in a basket, and each costs 20 yuan. It’s not expensive and one is enough to fill you up.

The ingredients are fresh and safe, and the residents around here are all well-off, so there is no task that Zhou Tian cannot accomplish.

Business is not good.

Put a little yellow chicken bib on the little official and match it with little yellow chicken bowls and chopsticks.

Looking at the steamed dumplings with fresh meat that were bigger than his two hands, Xiaoguan swallowed his saliva unconsciously. The food his father cooked was delicious.

Zhou Tian took the steamed bun out of the vinegar dish and dipped it in it, then picked it up with chopsticks, tilted the bun a little toward the outside, bit open the skin on one side of the bottom, and blew on it with a small fan. Xiaoguan looked at the heat and unconsciously pouted his lips to blow it away. If the breakfast was not too hot, he could eat it earlier.

When it was almost done, at Zhou Tian's nod, Xiaoguan leaned over and carefully sipped the delicious marinade. His eyes lit up and his eyebrows curved as he sipped.

It seemed that he was very satisfied. He dipped the opened bun into vinegar to let the vinegar enter the bun. Then he put the edge of the bun into his mouth and finished the extra-large steamed bun one bite at a time.

Although he still wanted to eat, his stomach was so full that he couldn't eat any more. He looked at the other four dumplings with regret and at his father's bloody mouth. He thought that he could have it too when he grew up.

After putting on his schoolbag, the school bus arrived at the door. Xiaoguan went to school sipping soy milk, hoping that his father would leave a few for him.

The familiar old man around came over after smelling the aroma and had already shared the table. After all, the old man could only eat one such big dumpling. It was not because he had no money, but because he could not afford it.

You order, pay, take and clean up by yourself.

Zhou Tian was very satisfied. It was rare to find such high-quality diners.

"The skin is thin and the filling is large, the soup is full of oil, it is soft, tender, fresh and fragrant, white and smooth, it looks like a lantern when you lift it up and like a chrysanthemum when you put it down."

"Okay, Lao Wang is really educated and well-spoken. Keep talking. I'll eat first."

Lao Wang: .