Tomb Raider: The Adventures of a Dumb Man

Zhou Tian was lying on a recliner playing with his phone, listening to the wonderful sound of Alipay money arriving, the corners of his mouth curled up wildly, and he was in a good mood every day.

"Xiao Zhou, please make more dumplings. It's not enough."

Although the old men couldn't finish a whole basket, they refused to admit that it was because they couldn't do it and said they were just old.

"That's right, Xiao Zhou. Auntie also thinks that boys should be more diligent, earn more money when young, and enjoy more when old. Why don't you open lunch and dinner as well? Otherwise, you will suffer a lot."

The beads on the aunt's abacus were about to jump onto Zhou Tian's face. Zhou Tian smiled and uttered two cold words.

"No."

After thinking for a while, he added perfunctorily, "I'm too tired."

The aunt ate so quickly that she nearly choked to death. The transparent folds and the delicious soup were so hot that she had to endure it before she spoke.

"Xiao Zhou, you are just lazy."

"But it's true. It's okay for you to be lazy given your situation, Xiao Zhou. It's just a waste of our food."

Zhou Tian: ... Auntie is still so honest.

"Auntie is not satisfied with her son." Uncle Wang said with a smile.

"I have no objection to him working. It's just that, in order to have a better life and make enough money, the studio should choose a comfortable job to collect rent. Otherwise, wouldn't it be better to open a shop like Xiao Zhou?

You can have more time to take care of your children, exercise, and live a few more years.

Unlike now, when I am the top girl in the company, I work to redeem myself, not to be an oiran. "

Uncle Li felt that this was not what he should hear, so he left silently. After all, the aunt's child was the top girl, while his son was a slave, and his earnings were not even as high as his pension. He withdrew from the topic and would not participate in it. He decided to go fishing instead. It was too late, the fish were gone, and he could not catch any more.

Uncle Wang was also very emotional. That's right. Kids nowadays live aimlessly and in all kinds of weird ways, unlike his son who is the director.

His home is just like a hotel. He might as well not be his father. It’s the same whether he has a son or not. He only calls out “Dad” when the police see him.

No, I'm not, you're my father. I can't give birth to a father like that.

Director Wang: . . . . .

Zhou Tian felt that the novel was even more interesting after listening to the gossip of the old men and women.

When Xiaoguan arrived at school, a bunch of little kids surrounded him. He reluctantly opened his schoolbag and took out the candies made by his father. The children lined up to pay for the candies. The teachers were used to it. Not only the children but also the teachers lined up to buy the candies.

As for parents, they buy even more.

Xiaoguan’s father is a great chef, and the food he cooks is clean, hygienic and delicious.

The school wanted to hire someone to cook, but he was not willing to do so because he thought it was tiring and the supply was limited.

After the crowd dispersed, Xiaoguan looked at the teacher at the back and handed out the last candy. The teacher touched his face, paid for his Little Genius watch, and then happily returned to the office. Hee hee, other classes haven't gotten it yet.

My candies are all sold at scalper prices.

Speaking of candy, Zhou Tian was also afraid that his child was quiet and would be bullied, so he made candies to bribe the children.

As a result, he didn't expect that children also like people with good looks, so on the first day of school, the children in the class, both boys and girls, fought over who would sit with Xiaoguan.

Zhou Tian: . . . . .

Fortunately, the teacher was experienced and solved the problem by drawing lots.

My classmate Xiaopang waved his hand and said, "Xiaoguan, come here quickly. I have something good to show you."

Zhou Xiaoguan put his books away, and saw his deskmate Xiaopang quietly open his small schoolbag, "Jiji."

A furry, panicked little yellow chicken.

The little official who didn't care much at first, his eyes lit up, "Is it for me?"

"Yes, I saw your schoolbag also has a little yellow chicken, you must like it very much, so I asked my mother to buy one for me, do you like it?"

The little official held the little yellow chicken carefully, his eyes bright, "I like it very much, thank you, Xiaopang."

"You're welcome. As long as you like it. Then let's be good friends for life, okay?"

"it is good."

"Hang yourself on a hook and you won't be able to change it for a hundred years."

The two little hands made the promise.

When the little fat boy got old, he felt that he had made a fortune. His father was right. Good things should be obtained first. The same goes for good friends. It would cost a fortune for others to eat at their uncle's house, but he only had to go to his uncle's house and call him his uncle, and his uncle would cook whatever he wanted.

When the teacher heard the chirping sound during class, he thought it was an hallucination. After confirming that it was Xiaoguan’s chick, he made a chicken coop for the little yellow chicken in the school’s pet living room.

There are little rabbits, ducks, cats and dogs here. They are all children’s friends and everyone will raise them together. The school also takes the children’s childlike innocence into consideration.

However, when the little yellow chicken grew up and became a big rooster, Xiaoguan's face turned green. His chicken was replaced. He refused to admit that the little yellow chicken became uglier as it grew bigger. He always thought that the little yellow chicken was enlarged proportionally.

So it must be the teacher who changed it.

teacher:.....

Child: ... The official is right.

This incident also became Xiaoguan's black history because his father Zhou Tian often laughed at him.

“How can a little yellow chicken not be a little yellow chicken when it grows up??? Hehehe”

Small official: ... Not laughing.

Beep, beep, a big boy with a schoolbag walks in.

"You're back. Let's eat after washing your hands."

As he spoke, Zhou Tian had already served the food: chicken with black beans, stewed eggs, fried shrimp with celery, and blanched lettuce.

I felt different today. I felt a little shaky when I came back.

"What's wrong? Tell daddy if you have any good news."

The official paused. Is it obvious?

"Xiao Pang gave me a little yellow chicken. He is my best friend now."

"Well, how about inviting him to dinner next time to celebrate you becoming best friends?"

The official swallowed the delicious and smooth chicken and nodded.

"can."

Little kid, your aho-hair is standing up, how can you not be happy?

After dinner, Xiaoguan went to take a nap. This was a habit he developed in kindergarten, although he didn’t stay in the kindergarten for long.

"Boss, where are my dumplings?"

"It's kept there, install it yourself."

Xiao Qian was speechless when he saw the fragrant extra-large steamed dumplings. Although Boss Zhou's dumplings were expensive, the portions were large and they tasted good.

One bite and your soul will fly away, it is so delicious, this is pure pork skin jelly chicken bone soup, unlike other seasonings such as chicken essence and MSG.

Don’t ask why, it’s because his child is allergic.

After eating one, I took the others home because there were others at home who were hungry for food.

Go back quickly, or you will have to kneel down on the durian.

Watching my wife and children eating without even raising their heads, and then looking at my parents, I can see that they don’t have a poor appetite at all; they are indeed picky eaters.

Considering their family’s financial situation, it’s not that they can’t afford it, it’s just that the boss is too unmotivated.

Ten cages a day are not enough.

Zhou’s Snack Shop is so low-key and not circulated.

Unless you are lucky and come across it yourself.

Anyway, Zhou Tian resolutely refused to work overtime.

There's nothing wrong in giving yourself delicious food, but it's not worth it and unnecessary to tire yourself out. When it comes to food and drink in life, taking good care of yourself is better than anything else.