Tomb Raider: The Adventures of a Dumb Man

Zhang Qilin has free time after studying.

It just hurts a little.

Zhang Ruilin was guarding outside the yard, and ordinary people would not come to look for the Holy Infant.

At this time, he applied the medicine alone and sat in a daze.

Until he saw a light curtain appear before his eyes.

Zhang Qilin immediately kicked over, and the short legs kicked out of the screen.

Zhang Qilin: . . . .

He quietly withdrew his legs and watched quietly.

Zhang Ruilin came in to check, and left when he found nothing wrong.

Zhang Qilin: Only he can see this monster.

Guangmu: I am not a monster.

Forget it. It’s hard to explain it to a child. The fact that they classified him as a monster is because of the Zhang family’s education.

I'm tired of being a demon boy.

Zhang Qilin curiously stretched out his hand and passed through, then passed through again. Zhang Ruilin couldn't see it. Was he the only one who could see it?

The light curtain looked at Zhang Qilin, who was like a curious baby and was playing with him.

Zhang Qilin: . . . .

"Who are you."

Light Curtain: The baby didn’t even ask what he was. The baby is so amazing.

However, the light curtain could clearly sense the vigilance and suspicion of the baby in front of it.

So he stuffed a candy into Zhang Qilin's pocket.

Four-year-old Zhang Qilin instinctively wanted to vomit.

The light curtain was pressed down for him.

"It's sugar, sweet, not poison."

Zhang Qilin didn't believe it, but he certainly didn't smell the taste of poison, nor did he feel the malice of this thing.

It tastes sweet in the mouth.

"who are you?"

Guangmu: "I am a monster."

Zhang Qilin frowned. He was lying.

"Why can't I hear it?"

The Zhang family members have very good hearing, so Zhang Ruilin was able to discover it just now.

Of course, it is blocked by the light curtain now. I was not prepared when I just arrived.

Fortunately, it was evening and we had already finished our meal.

Zhang Qilin followed his normal schedule as usual.

He knew that there was going to be chaos in the clan.

Guangmu: "Because I'm awesome"

Little Qilin seldom chats with others. Even when he is learning from his master, he is only in class. He has almost no friends.

He was isolated.

So even if it is a monster, he still has expectations.

But he didn't know what to say.

So the light curtain kept talking and showed the baby the reproduction of life in the animal world.

"Where's my mother?"

The little Qilin has round eyes. He misses his mother too, but no one teaches him to miss her, nor does anyone allow him to miss her.

Many people call him the Holy Child.

So those who have watched Animal World should think about the people they see in ordinary tribes.

He knew they all had an Amma, and he wanted one too.

As for my father, he has had enough of the Zhang family’s cold faces.

Guangmu sighed. If this happened in the interstellar space, the Lord would be exiled from the court.

It's such a waste of children. It's difficult for them to give birth, but those who do give birth here don't cherish them.

He couldn't just change it. If stealing cubs back to interstellar was not illegal, he would really want to steal one.

Don’t treat the light curtain as your father.

He is a living father.

But since the child misses his mother, tell him it’s okay.

So little Zhang Qilin watched the VCR about his parents’ love, which was a story about two beautiful bitter melons falling in love, giving birth to little bitter melons, and finally both dying.

As for whether he can change the plot, if he has the ability, let God beat him.

He also has a backer.

Heavenly Way: . . .

"Little official, monster, you call me little official."

Looking at the bright girl inside, and Bai Ma who was talking to her belly with her big belly.

Tears were falling down the official's face, but he didn't say a word.

The Zhang family members cried silently.

That’s great, his mother likes him.

As for Abba, he ignored it.

It’s all because of my father’s uselessness and inability to hide.

Seeing this pitiful little thing, Guangmu couldn't help but extend his spiritual tentacles to rub the baby's soft head, stroke it, and make it round.

Xiaoguan: !!!!!!

Doubt, the young official no longer had any doubts, his pupils trembled, no one had ever treated him like this, only the women in the tribe would treat their children like this, so this was a good monster.

The monster is so powerful, but he has nothing. What's the point of him? Is it because he is so small?

Even if the 4-year-old boy wants to look for his mother, that will be something he will have to do after he grows up.

Otherwise, with his short legs, he would have been caught in an instant.

He had attended the class and knew that there were people out there who liked to eat the Zhang family.

The teacher said that they were people with mental problems and should be killed.

So you still need to have strength.

"Okay, time is up, baby, go to sleep first, don't worry, the monster is always here."

He is very resilient and can stay in one world until the baby grows up.

He patted the cub's head again and Guangmu was in a good mood.

When the young official entered the bed, he found it warm and he fell asleep quickly.

What he didn't know was that the light curtain was giving him energy, making him feel as comfortable as if he were in his mother's belly.

The next day, it was time to learn about the Zhang family’s knowledge.

Does Guangmu think this amount of study is a lethal dose?

The Zhang family is indeed terrifying.

The main reason is that a four-year-old child has too much to learn.

There are three volumes of family tree.

There is also everyone’s life history, knowledge about ancient tombs, Zhang family history, Feng Shui common sense, and common sense about government agencies. . . .

Light Curtain: He really couldn’t bear to watch this any longer. He felt like he had a headache.

Interstellar children live long, with lifespans starting at 500 years old, so they have more time to study, basically 50 years, so there is no need to be so tight.

He felt that he, as the student companion, was being dominated.

Just horrible.

Xiaoguan didn’t find it difficult. Maybe it was because the light curtain was waiting for him every day, so he learned very quickly.

This excellent absorption ability amazed the teachers.

What a pity, it’s a pity that the patriarch is going to give up on you.

Don't they know that the child is innocent?

knew.

But the child has no one to rely on.

What I look forward to most every day is watching movies, Guangmu said.

You can watch his movies from different worlds.

After seeing a world of small officials in a few days, they are all unhappy.

Whether he took medicine or not, he was still lively at this time.

So he knew that he was very bitter in other worlds, like a bitter gourd, even more bitter than Chinese medicine.

Either you are a blood bag, or you are bleeding, or you are on the way to bleeding, and then you are made a scapegoat.

The official's eyes were almost red with anger, "Yaoyao, I'm not stupid."

Light Curtain: . . . .

In a way, you're not really stupid, you're just stupid.

"So, don't be too kind, you still have to help others fulfill their destiny."

Look at what kind of white-eyed wolf you rescued.

Are you a ungrateful collector?

Guangmu was reluctant to say that to him, but still wanted to remind him.

"Come, follow Yaoyao's example. We are going to be cold-blooded and ruthless people."

Xiaoguan: Shame on you. I can’t pronounce it.

"I understand. I don't want to be the patriarch, and I don't want to be a sucker."

Guangmu: "That's fine too."

Babies all love their faces and need protection.

But a year later, there was internal strife in the clan, and the person who had brought the child back that year revealed his identity.

A few months later, he moved to an orphanage, or a blood bag collection center.

Light Curtain: . . . .

You are all going to be sentenced, a bunch of legal illiterates.