Tomb Raider: The Adventures of a Dumb Man

When Hei Xia Zi was in the base, how should I put it? He was pretty well behaved because he was looked after by that group of Taoist priests.

As soon as he came to Zhang Qilin, the Wolf King instantly turned into a Husky.

The noise is so noisy that it gives me a headache.

Political Commissar: You didn’t say it was ADHD before you came here.

The main thing is that Hei Xia Zi is a man who knows how to adapt to the changing times. It turns out that there is a Taoist priest keeping him under control. If he makes the Taoist priest angry, he will be given some help to relax his muscles. That feeling is quite pleasant. I don't want to experience it again.

So when he was in a relatively relaxed environment and had a mute to support him, he stood up.

For the staff and researchers at the base, they have dedicated their entire lives to the motherland.

Once you enter the base, it is basically like a parent losing a child. It will be very difficult to get out in this lifetime.

Even Jie Lianhua knows this personally, he can’t come out more than a few times.

Most of the time I am either researching or on the way to research.

There are many bases like this in the country. Many people work anonymously to contribute to the motherland without any regrets. From screws to towering trees, every person is important.

There are no names of them in death or merit, only a few simple names of them appear in the national history a hundred years later, telling the world of their existence.

The black bear is the kind that will shine brightly when given a little sunshine, but will act recklessly when it meets acquaintances.

He has been holding it in for so long, how could he be honest?

And he found that the status of the mute seemed to be someone that everyone liked to indulge.

That will be even more exciting.

The Zhang family members are all homebodies by nature. They have been staying at home for thousands of years and are still very adaptable. Compared with the Zhang family, the rules of the base are ideal for them.

There are also those non-humans out there who have been deceived a lot, and when they are not found, their lives are extremely miserable.

You don't need to hide your true identity here, as there are people of other races and good humans who can cook.

They just stayed there with peace of mind.

They are already very satisfied to relax occasionally.

Some like to sleep.

They will feel more at ease if the base doesn't get up for at least ten years. Unless the base is gone, they will feel at ease.

If the base is gone, isn't it normal that they buried it too?

They also know that people need to work.

Moreover, working at the base is instinctive for them, so it is not difficult at all.

They are still very satisfied.

For example, don’t those butt guys need to be cleaned up every day?

Bat Brother expressed his incomprehension about the strange expressions on the faces of the Zhang family every time they went to the toilet. This thing can be sold for money, and they can also eat and drink for free, how great is that? They don’t know how to cherish it.

Zhang family: Do you want this blessing?

Brother Bat: This is what our tribe does. It’s Chinese medicine, the name sounds nice, and it’s sold at a higher price than yours.

I know you guys are shit.

The Zhang family: . . . .

Is this something to be proud of?

They don't want to compete with others at all.

They can compare boxing, swordsmanship, breaking traps, killing bloody corpses, making rice dumplings, visiting tombs, ancient poetry, history and culture, gossip, the rise and fall of dynasties, but they cannot compare with taking a shit.

But it doesn’t matter, this problem was solved a few years later, and the old men have synthesized a new generation of fertilizers, so they don’t have to work so hard every day.

Of course, what should be collected should still be collected.

It doesn’t matter if you poop outside anymore.

The Zhang family finally gained the freedom to poop.

The Zhang family all breathed a sigh of relief, otherwise they would not be able to accept having to bring back the shit they had outside.

So, except for those who liked research, had new hobbies, and were not active, all the other members of the Zhang family applied to go out on missions.

They hate scientists.

So annoying.

If they can't do anything to those old men, can they do something to the criminals outside?

The political commissar said no one would be left alive.

political commissar:!!!!!

I said to spare his life and kill him after asking more questions.

Ancestors! They are all ancestors!

It is really useful, yes, my hands are a little quick, and the silencer is a little quick too, but the performance is good.

In just a few years, we have killed all those on the wanted list, and now we are waiting at the border for fools to come to us.

There are also those who act as the best actor around certain people, lurking around and fighting secretly. They are good at this.

I'm really good at it.

The Zhang family members who survived were so positive.

Some of them don't have any missions, so they just wander around. After wandering around, they will go home by themselves.

Zhang Qilin and Hei Xiazi were also having a lot of fun outside. Finally, one of them opened a blind massage shop and earned 10 or 50 yuan a day, and then just enjoyed eating.

Zhang Qilin ate a lot, mainly because there was less junk food in the base and the food outside was especially sweet.

Zhang Qilin will not let go of anything he eats, especially milk tea. He likes sweet things and he is not afraid of diabetes.

Mr. and Mrs. Jie didn't expect their eldest son to come home, they could only try to live longer.

So the youngest son’s marriage.

Xie Yuchen looked at the two pairs of expectant eyes and brought back his diplomat girlfriend.

There are only two words in Jie's father and mother's minds: maintenance, take good care of yourself and strive to live longer.

What if another genius is born?

There is no chance of a genius in our family.

Geniuses are born for others.

So the Xie family began to be filled with smoke, begging for an ordinary child to come and enjoy their lives.

Xie Yuchen: . . .

Ye Chaoying: . . . .

Father-in-law and mother-in-law, do you need to go to the hospital? Otherwise, she can call a reliable Taoist priest over.

Xie Yuchen stopped him and said, “It’s okay, you will get used to it in the future.”

"Our parents just like to burn incense. It's okay. They ate too many mushrooms."

When Xie Yuchen got married, Xie Lianhua didn't have time to come.

He is still sticking to Ultimate, but his gifts have arrived, two spaces and a smart watch.

Xie Yuchen: . . . .

This is an intelligent brain, but why does it feel a bit stupid while using it?

Intelligent Brain: Master, if you say that again, I will definitely electrocute you.

Xie Yuchen: This is not stupid, I won’t charge you.

Intelligent Brain: . . . .

When Xie Lianhua died at the age of 100, he resolutely refused to accept any genetic medicine because he didn't want to be a slave anymore.

It doesn’t matter, he gave his good brother the injection, and Xie Yuchen and his wife and children can live another 500 years.

The country has already announced the year 2035, and many people are queuing up to get it.

When you really live a long life, the cattle and horses will run wild.

They said they would never fight even if they were killed.

Originally, people would retire at 60, 500, or 450 years old.

Whoever wants to do it can do it.

Anyway, Jie Lianhua won’t do it.

Of course the country respects personal wishes, so he died of natural causes, and all his achievements were made public. Mr. and Mrs. Xie, who had worked hard to live, were relieved, and after their eldest son passed away, they also passed away.

The youngest son has a happy family and is a smart kid, so what do they have to worry about?

They just don't want to live that long.

When Xie Lianhua was called up to ask about the project in Neutrino's way, his face turned black.

Fortunately, he was queuing up to get a number.