Tomb Raider: The Adventures of a Dumb Man

"What should I do? You're just kidding me. I miss the dog food at home."

Flight Attendant: . . . .

A good person who seems to come from a well-off family actually likes to eat dog food.

It seems that he is not very smart.

Black Bear: ...

However, maybe after spending a few months with the dogs, Hei Xia Zi also developed feelings for Xiao Man and the others.

After all, having a friend who can drag him back is much more reassuring than having a human being.

But now that Hei Xia Zi is gone, his dog companions are all depressed.

Where are their toys? It’s not raining today.

Brother Xiaoman came to Wu Wei as a representative to ask for toys.

Wu Wei: . . . .

"Hei Xia Zi has gone out on a mission, just like your former little brother."

"Wang."

That's its toy, how can it leave?

Wu Wei: . . . .

This dog is too smart, that's just not good.

"Don't worry, just wait a few months and he will be back."

At that time, you can just play around.

Brother Xiaoman took Wu Wei's answer and explained it to his younger brothers.

A group of dogs were barking behind.

They are in better spirits now, but they are still not used to the fact that there is nothing chasing them.

Wu Wei originally thought that Hei Xia Zi would return within a year at most. After all, it would take several months to travel back and forth these days.

He really didn't expect that Hei Xia Zi was so bold as to want to pursue his wife.

So after Zhang Qilin, the old lama had another person who ate free meals. Zhang Qilin could also hunt, and Hei Xia Zi was very powerful and could cause trouble.

Old Lama: ……

It was already worrying, and now someone even more worrying has arrived.

At first the old lama didn’t see anything, but later he understood and almost died. The cabbages he raised were about to be eaten by the pigs.

What, Little Prince, even Little Prince can’t do it.

Even if you fly to the sky, it won’t work.

It’s no secret that whoever raises a child will feel sorry for him.

Although Xiaoguan eats a lot, he is a very well-behaved boy.

It’s a pleasure to look at, and he can also hunt, which is just like cooking.

The old lama said that he was not the one cooking, as there were many young lamas under him.

Little Lama: . . . .

The shovel is about to smoke.

It’s mainly the Zhang family. Basically, they will eat as much as you give them.

Even if I'm hungry, I won't tell you.

If something tastes bad, he won't eat it.

After all, the Zhang family members don’t like to eat it, and they really don’t want to eat it.

They are not stupid. Of course, when there is nothing to eat, they have to eat even if they don't want to.

Maybe it's in his genes, the food in Tibet unexpectedly suits Zhang Qilin's appetite.

His appetite was still good. Although he had only been with his mother for three days, he felt his mother's love for him.

I would go to see my mother from time to time, without saying anything, just staying there quietly.

He would also observe the Tibetan families nearby, thinking that if he had grown up with his grandmother, he would have had lambs too.

As a result, the old lama saw this and thought that the young official wanted to eat the lamb, so he reluctantly slaughtered one and asked the lamas to cook it and give it to the young official.

The official watched the lamb jumping around during the day and it was served on the table in the evening.

Zhang Qilin: . . . . .

But he still ate it with relish. He didn't expect that the little lamb was so soft when he held it and so delicious when he ate it.

The old lama was very pleased.

The main problem with Hei Xia Zi is the snow-capped mountains. He can't let go, can't shout, can't shoot, and can only dig snow vegetables.

The black bear also recognized several edible ones from a pile of grass seeds.

The mute goes hunting and digs wild vegetables, how nice.

What could Zhang Qilin do about this little friend who was digging wild vegetables? He just had to follow him obediently and not fall down the mountain.

After all, there may not be a road under the snow.

The black bear was very well-behaved and kept following the mute, muttering to himself.

After half a day, I had harvested half a basket of snow vegetables.

The vegetables from the snowy mountains taste sweet and the black bears like them very much.

But soon, the mute's vacation was about to end, and news came from the Zhang family that the patriarch was going to work happily.

To be honest, after the Zhang family broke up, the Zhang family member who was still willing to work for free was essentially a silly kid like Zhang Qilin.

There is more than one Zhang Qilin in the Zhang family.

It's so stupid that it makes people feel sad.

But this time, Zhang Qilin was actually very happy to have the blind man with him.

He didn't know when he would forget again, but he hoped it wasn't now.

Now there are still people willing to follow him and be by his side.

Black Bear's way of taking care of people is much better than that of a mute, except when he has no money.

He took a lot of money from Wu Laogou.

No matter what Wu Laogou thinks, he will take advantage first.

In the southwest, Zhang Qilin made a scary face and Hei Xia Zi made an even scarier mask. When these two people were scaring others, they were at most three years old.

Wu Wei's side restored its former tranquility.

That's right.

Heaven has come knocking on your door.

[You bastard, how could you do this? How could you fool three grown men? Do you know what you did? Wu Sanxing is the main character that drives the plot. Wuxie is gone. What do you want to do? Rebellion? Heaven has given you the seat.]

The way of heaven has exploded.

Now it’s all over.

Originally he could have forcibly controlled Wu Laogou, but he couldn't control Wu Wei.

So, no matter what the law of nature is, everything is based on strength.

If you have no power, you have to do whatever the Heaven tells you to do. If you have power, you can see the Heaven cry.

Tiandao has already complained to the quick travel bureau and the main system, but it was useless.

This guy is not from the same system as them and is one level higher than them, yet they still want to complain.

Wu Wei scratched his ears and said indifferently.

"What about Wu Sanxing, Wu Erbai, Wu Yiqiong, and Wuxie? Aren't they all there to clean up your mess?"

"Bronze Gate, didn't you create this thing? Didn't you create this mess?"

"The Zhang family was created by you. You just pat your butt and go to sleep. The loopholes are getting bigger and bigger. How dare you say that?"

"Without the immortal cultivation world you wanted to create at the beginning, how could there be so many chaos later? Don't you know the foundation of your own world? Don't take on porcelain work if you don't have a fine steel drill."

“He’s always making trouble.

From the Zhang family to the Wang family to the Nine Gates, you know how to do things. You could have handled it at the beginning, but you didn't handle it, and created the Zhang family. Later, the mess got bigger and bigger, and now you can't handle it. Are you sick?"

"Which family has five destined people, and they are all miserable.

What's wrong? You are the one who can't stand seeing others doing well. Why are you so perverted and twisted? "

This means that the Heavenly Dao is guilty. Generally speaking, when the Heavenly Dao's small world is functioning well, it is peaceful. If it is not peaceful, there is either something wrong with the world or with the Heavenly Dao.

In most cases, there is something wrong with the Way of Heaven, or the hearts of the people in that small world are so twisted that they affect the Way of Heaven.

To some extent, the Way of Heaven is just like humans in that it is unwilling to admit its mistakes, and there are many cases where the Way of Heaven has destroyed itself.

To some extent, it is important to have a correct mind and correct thoughts.

The way of heaven also requires a righteous heart and righteous thoughts.

"Then what do you think we should do?"

The sky is sometimes round and sometimes flat.

Wu Wei pinched it twice and said, "I will help you solve the problem behind the bronze door. Just be honest and keep your mind right. In which world can tomb robbery be so large-scale that the relevant departments are completely isolated? If it weren't for your protection, these tomb robbers would have been gone long ago."

"You're good at sabotaging things, so just don't do anything and watch."

The Heavenly Dao agreed. Anyone who disagreed would be a fool. It created so many things just to deal with the thing behind the bronze door. All the purposes were to deal with that thing. It turned out that something that did not belong to it could not be retained by force.

Otherwise you will kill yourself.

Wu Wei shook his hands and threw the Heavenly Dao away. The Heavenly Dao of these small worlds were really good at causing trouble.

His brother Xiaoman is still the best.

Brother Xiaoman, who was hugged tightly, said: . . . . .

What are the two-legged beasts doing again?

[The New Year is coming soon, and I was pulled out to work while writing. ]