Tomb Raider: The Adventures of a Dumb Man

For the three children that Butterfly dropped, plus a grandson.

Does Wu Wei have any ideas? The answer is no.

He claims that he enjoys his life without any children or grandchildren. Now that he doesn't even have any children, who can threaten him? Isn't this funny?

Besides, the province is very poor. Forget it. Whoever wants to have a baby can have one. He won’t have one anyway.

Wu Wei and Blackback Laoliu's happy retirement life was indeed disrupted.

It was the first time that Hei Xia Zi knew that the Wu family’s dog ate so well.

Boiled chicken, smashed cucumber, big bones, braised pork, and rice. No one would believe it if I told them. People outside don’t eat such good food.

In fact, in this case, it is not impossible to eat dog food.

This guy actually eats with the dog.

He held the big bowl and watched the dog eat with relish.

The most outrageous thing is that after dinner, even when the waiter wiped the dog's mouth, he had to wipe his own mouth with his black handkerchief.

Black Bear: ...

These dogs will be reincarnated. Other people's dogs are lucky to have leftovers. They have to find food for themselves.

No wonder the Wu family's dog is so loyal, it must be well trained. This food can also be used to train people.

Hei Xia Zi thought of the knowledge from foreign countries and sneered. Yes, what dog food? For thousands of years before that, dogs ate the same thing as humans, and there was nothing wrong with that.

Eating too much dog food will cause more problems, which is why capitalists are so smart.

In order to sell products, people say all kinds of nonsense.

However, Hei Xiazi thought that he was the one walking the dog, but he didn't expect that it was the dog walking him. If the dog ran slowly, it would bite his butt. Maybe it had known humans before, so its teeth were relatively light.

But this is a blind man's butt.

He was so ashamed that he almost didn't face anyone. How could he tell the mute that it was a dog bite?

So on the first day of walking the dog, Wu Wei and Blackback Lao Liujiu stood on the roof and watched the black bear running wildly with a hundred dogs chasing it. "Tsk tsk, how happy!"

Blackback Laoliu: ...

Although he loved to watch the fun, he couldn't say anything so outrageous.

I can only cheer for Hei Xia Zi in my heart and wish him a safe journey.

The black bear was scolding everyone, and Xiaoman was the first to do so. You know, the smarter the dogs are, the more they like to be kept as pets.

Especially Brother Xiaoman, who had been cheated by Wu Wei.

With his high IQ and unique plug-ins, Hei Xia Zi cannot beat Brother Xiao Man.

Brother Xiaoman: It has toys.

It's a person.

Dogs: They have toys and can run.

Hei Xia Zi swore that this was the fastest he had ever run in his life. He now felt that all the blood corpses had handsome faces.

After coming back from the wet run, Hei Xiazi lay on the ground, with a group of dogs looking at him.

Black Bear: ...

Ancestors, please let him take a breath.

After running for his life for 3 hours, he will be tired. You are really a bunch of animals.

The wheezing sound is louder than a dog's breathing.

Hei Xia Zi's legs were weak and he was finally helped back by his fellow men.

They don't usually do this when they walk their dogs.

Brother Xiaoman and the others seem very happy. It’s okay. It’s okay if it’s Hei Ye who is wronged, not Brother Xiaoman.

The blind man was soaking in the bathtub, smelling the fragrance of grass and trees, and felt comfortable all over. Could it be that this old dog Wu fell in love with the blind man?

The blind man is so handsome, full of masculinity, and naturally beautiful, which makes people like him.

The blind man sells his art but not his body.

The blind man has a lover.

If Wu Wei knew that Hei Xia Zi had such malicious thoughts, he would definitely strip him naked and tie him up in the yard for outsiders to admire. Each naked man would be charged 5 yuan per view.

After all, Hei Xiazi's figure is impeccable.

Besides, the aesthetic taste of waiters is somewhat magical.

They don't care about men or women.

As long as it’s what you like, it’s fine.

In other words, Wu Ye stopped doing underground business and many people left.

However, those who stayed were capable and law-abiding.

It’s easy to make money from the bottom, but you will die before you can spend it.

For such matters, calm people like them will not get involved, but young people are more energetic.

Besides, you can make money here without risking your life. Isn't it nice to enjoy your old age?

The food outside is not as delicious as the one served here by Wu Ye.

It’s just a pity that their fifth master has no descendants.

But it doesn’t matter, there are still many people like them who adopt children.

Once you raise them well, they will be just like your own children.

If they fail to raise their children well, they will send them away personally, even if they are their own children.

However, after Black Bear was resurrected with full health, he became very noisy, for example, stealing Xiao Man's dog bowl and Black Back Lao Liu's knife.

The result is of course beautiful.

Brother Xiaoman chased him for three days, controlling him to the point where he would not die, but was dragged back by a dog.

Blackback Laoliu used his swordsmanship to teach Heixiazi, young man, when you can’t win, don’t be a loser.

Didn't Hei Xia Zi take action against Wu Wei? Of course not. Hei Xia Zi stole Wu Wei's clothes, leaving him with nothing to wear.

Wu Wei: . . . .

What do you think of the Seven Fairies? Without clothes, that won’t work. He is a man.

Forget it, gender doesn’t matter, he can be open and honest with a woman too.

So he put on Blackback Laoliu's clothes, and he looked bigger.

Wu Weichang looks like a handsome scholar, but who would have thought that he is actually an illiterate man with a foul language.

His body and frame are small, but his height is not small.

Blackback Laoliu is full of strength and has a big frame, so his clothes are naturally big too.

Hei Xia Zi smiled openly at Wu Ye. In fact, he just wanted to see whether Wu Lao Gou was really incompetent or just pretending.

Because he knew what a eunuch was.

Therefore, a young tree will not grow straight unless it is pruned, and a black bear will not be peaceful unless it is beaten.

Blackback Laoliu looked at it for a few seconds, turned around and looked at the sky. The weather was really good today.

The background music is the screams of the black bear.

Wu Wei gave him two dark circles and panda eyes for free.

By the way, I also cleared the meridians throughout his body. It was a little painful, but the effect was very good.

Hei Xiazi feels that he is covered with cotton, and if you provoke him, you are just provoking the cotton.

Time passed quickly, and Wu Wei, who could no longer tolerate him, kicked him out. If he stayed any longer, his abdominal muscles would be gone anyway.

Let’s go out and exercise.

Whatever he wants.

After all, doesn't he have a lover? Let him harm his lover, don't harm him. He is just here to have fun and take a vacation.

Don't want to take care of children.

It’s true that children smell better when they are far away and smell worse when they are close.

It’s best to be neither too far nor too close.

As long as you are alive, it’s good.

Hei Xia Zi killed all the dogs in the Wu family, then went to find his next target with the bag and certificate.

Dumb, the blind man is coming to you, the blind man has money.

When you encounter bad things on the road, you can take advantage of the opportunity to rob the thieves and enforce justice.

The blind man really knows how to make money, and he has earned his hard work pay.

Road bully: . . . .

Can they call the police, they are being robbed.

Then he thought about his dirty tricks and realized he had no choice but to admit defeat, otherwise they wouldn't be able to get out without the Black Blind.

Hei Xia Zi looked at the scenery outside the window, ate the food on the train, and touched his double chin. It seemed that he should exercise more, so he should eat more.