Tomb Raider: The Adventures of a Dumb Man

The tigress marked her territory freely in the Zhang family's land. Zhang Hailou went there to shovel the shit with a gloomy face, but would be despised by Zhang Haixia when he returned.

You can't go to bed without washing thoroughly.

Zhang Qilin didn't expect that there would be this problem, so he built a septic tank with Qi Ankang.

Throw them all in to ferment, and use the biogas to cook.

The Zhang family had a lot of fields and a lot of people, so it was more than enough to support them, except that the tigress had to hunt for herself.

Anyway, she is the biggest among the hills.

Seeing that the little tiger was living well, she went hunting with peace of mind.

Now, not only is the tigress raising her, but she is also raising them as well.

Only Qi Tiezui gave the tigress a pill, and was looked at with favor by the tigress, and had an extra sheep to eat.

Looking at the sheep falling in front of him, Qi Tiezui couldn't say no, because Ankang liked to eat roasted lamb.

As for the tigress's saliva, just wash it clean.

Who dares to despise it?

Zhang Qilin was very satisfied eating the roasted lamb leg. Ankang was right, it was delicious.

Qi Tiezui looked at the two young men, who only grew in height but not in brains.

Now Zhang Qilin is no longer the shortest, and he was very happy about this for a long time.

Often go in front of others and look down on them.

If his fighting power hadn't increased, he would have been beaten.

No matter what happens, whether happy or sad, he will talk about it when he sees Bai Ma, like a little chatterbox.

He is about 1.8 meters tall, has a brain as big as a potato, and loves eating chicken.

In the previous life, you were either a weasel or a fox.

What a great hatred!

Chickens are not rabbits. If they like to eat rabbits, these creatures would be really easy to raise.

If you're not careful, you can take over the Zhang family.

rabbit:…………

In fact, they can just give birth a little bit.

They are all tired of eating it.

Just throw two rabbits and there will be a group of them on the mountain.

Both the tigress and her cubs ate with disgust.

Ankang took the rabbits down the mountain to sell them, and the people down the mountain didn't say anything. In this day and age, whoever can eat meat makes you a big shot.

They are just wild people in the mountains, they understand.

Illegal household, I understand.

If you can eat meat every day, it's not impossible to be an illegal resident.

In fact, if you can beat tigers, wild boars, and bulls, the mountains are actually pretty good.

But just forget it after looking at my own fighting power.

In his spare time, Qi Tiezui would take Blackback Laoliu everywhere to do things. He had no objection anyway. Last time, Blackback Laoliu was alone at home, he got angry!

He needed some coaxing, and he didn't want to hide it from him anyway.

So from then on, no matter where he went, Qi Tiezui always took Blackback Laoliu with him.

Zhang Haixia: He and Zhang Hailou are like air, the clan leader and Ankang are like air, they are not the same person at all.

There are still two big cats that haven’t been counted, one for each person.

Sure enough, the intelligence has decreased.

Blackback Laoliu followed Qi Tiezui happily.

The bronze meteorites from every cemetery were collected by Qi Tiezui.

The largest one is the Palace of Queen Mother of the West. Qi Tiezui looked at the meteorite jade with a bit of disdain.

Blackback Laoliu took his knife and chopped it once, then retracted the knife. It was okay, he didn't cut it at all.

Qi Tiezui laughed when he saw it. This thing is really hard. It's really unfair to Blackback Laoliu.

The Queen Mother of the West was awakened by the sound and came out stealthily to take a peek. Qi Tiezui skillfully shot a volley of bullets at her, allowing her to feel the changes in the world.

Queen Mother of the West: . . . .

The Queen Mother of the West was angry and made a sharp sound.

"Tsk tsk, look at him, he has degenerated to this point and can't even speak. This kind of immortality is definitely not a life sentence."

Blackback Laoliu stood in front of Qi Tiezui's right side and hummed, which was indeed stupid.

As a result, the Queen Mother of the West waited for a long time, but where was her pet snake? Well, where was the dragon? Why didn’t they come out to protect her?

There was no reaction in that quiet waterway.

Queen Mother of the West: ????

That's not right, where is the big snake with a sword in front of her?

Taking advantage of the moment she was stunned, Qi Tiezui switched to the spiritual power gun. After all, an ordinary gun couldn't kill her, but it could hurt her.

The spiritual gun is different, it can send her away.

She has lived here for three thousand years. Damn it, the rent hasn't been paid yet.

Anyway, he was going to take the meteorite jade away, so there was no way she could continue to live here. Who knows how dirty it would be.

He would have to use cleaning techniques to clean it a few more times.

It seemed that the other person was unwilling, so Qi Tiezui used his spiritual power to send her off. No need to thank him, he was a good man, he knew it.

As for the big snake, he had already sent it away, so it could be considered a combination package of being reduced to ashes, and the price would not increase even if the quantity was increased.

Qi Tiezui was very happy that he didn't have to explain anything to Blackback Laoliu, and he gave him some elixirs when he was happy.

Blackback Laoliu: . . . . .

If someone doesn't know, they would think you were poisoning me.

But he knew that Qi Tiezui treated him the best, and he was not that curious, so he just followed Qi Tiezui, he was not picky.

When we finally reached the bronze gate, Zhang Haiqi came out, but his expression was a little strange, as if he disliked the Ultimate.

Zhang Qilin was about to take over the shift but was stopped by Blackback Laoliu.

"You all get down."

Zhang Haixia, Zhang Hailou: . . . .

Qi Ankang, Zhang Qilin: . . . .

Zhang Haiqi turned around and left, showing that he still had some trust in her.

It turns out that it is better for children to be obedient.

Although they don't understand, they listen.

Ankang waved his hands and said in a cheerful tone: "Let's fight the monsters together. Let's not delay them."

His trust in Qi Tiezui over the years was blind. He always felt that Qi Tiezui was a monster who had returned to his ancient state and knew everything.

Smoke is coming out of the Qi family’s ancestral tomb.

Zhang Qilin nodded, thinking that Ankang must be right. After all, there seemed to be no difference between the Zhang family and the Qi family.

Zhang Hailou said that this was a marriage that lasted for a thousand years.

Although the Zhang family members were not very smart, Zhang Qilin became smart pretty quickly when he looked at the people around him.

Ankang confessed his feelings to him and they confirmed their relationship.

I have also been practicing Taoist exercises in recent years.

Their temper is innocent yet forceful, they win people over with virtue, they are professionals.

When they got down the mountain, Qi Tiezui wrapped him and Blackback Laoliu with his spiritual power, and facing the bronze door, Qi Tiezui showed a brilliant smile.

Little pieces, go home.

Anyway, the way of the world is to develop science and technology, so all these mysterious things were packed up and taken away by him.

Don't be too happy, God.

Tiandao: Finally someone collects the garbage.

three days later.

The volcano in Changbai Mountain erupted, and Changbai Mountain lost a mountain.

Zhang Qilin: . . . . .

"The bronze door is gone."

Zhang Haiqi, she had thought of many methods, but she had never thought of this kind of power of heaven and earth. Qi Tiezui was indeed not a human being.

Only Qi Ankang was delighted by the disappearance of the bronze door, while the other members of the Zhang family had a feeling that it was unreal.

Saw it.

However, they quickly adjusted their mindset and embraced a new life.

In the evening, the fire in the yard was burning fiercely, the aroma of barbecue was in the air, and Zhang Hailou and his friends were in the kitchen.

When Qi Tiezui and Blackback Laoliu came back, they saw a sumptuous dinner.

"We're back."