Tomb Raider: The Adventures of a Dumb Man

Blackback Laoliu took a look at Qi Tiezui and felt that he seemed to have found something good.

Never mind, that's not what he should be thinking about.

In fact, he quite likes living a life without having to use his brain. Following Qi Tiezui is much better than following Jiumen's tricks.

How can I describe those people? Just one look at them makes me feel like I’m going blind.

He is allergic to vindictiveness, and he also knows that everyone has a different lifestyle, so if he doesn't understand, he just ignores it.

When they went down the mountain, Zhang Hailou and Zhang Haixia felt depressed. Their master and mother were gone.

This broken door, I'll blow it up next time.

Bronze Door: . . . . .

Zhang Qilin and Qi Ankang were also depressed. One was going to go to jail in ten years, and the other was worried about his friend going to jail too.

The two of them were whispering to each other, and their fat heads were a little cute.

Zhang Hailou and Zhang Haixia have been Zhang Qilin's soul protectors for many years. If it was not possible before, it is naturally possible now that there is no one around.

The main thing is that Zhang Haiqi discovered that this silly patriarch, even though he had studied for so long and had been deceived, was still a seed of kindness.

This is the kindness of the Zhang family that has been passed on to him.

Zhang Haiqi didn't understand, so he could only arrange two people to protect the stupid clan leader.

With Zhang Hailou's brains and strong force, and Zhang Haixia's caution and thoroughness, they can handle many things.

As for Qi Ankang, this kid is only slightly smarter than the clan leader. He knows how to run away and take revenge, but he doesn't have much brains.

You are just the same as the patriarch and can only be his playmate. It's true that you will attract the kind of people you are.

A stupid patriarch can't attract smart people.

It's all a concentration camp for idiots.

Zhang Qilin: . . . .

Qi Ankang: . . . .

As for the adults, Blackback Laoliu, he is also a man whose hands are quicker than his brain. If it weren't for Qi Tiezui, he would have been the one plotted against.

Among the four people, only one is cunning. Together with Zhang Hailou and Zhang Haixia, there are three cunning people in total.

Only then did Zhang Haiqi feel at ease entering the bronze door. She wanted to see what the ultimate thing that had been guarded for thousands of years was.

ultimate:.....

It's not a thing.

Zhang Haiqi stared at Ultimate with wide eyes. It was just a light bulb, flickering. Was it low on power?

If it is insufficient, turn it off quickly.

So as to save the Zhang family’s time.

Ultimately, if you want to curse someone, you must curse them in a very dirty way.

Qi Tiezui took three idiots and two smart guys to watch the founding ceremony of the People's Republic of China. This scene is something they will never forget.

Qi Tiezui seldom uses his spiritual power and rarely changes the direction of the world, so he wants to give it a try.

So, at night, the three leaders gained at least 120 years of healthy lifespan.

There is a common understanding in everyone's mind that only great merits can prolong life.

Besides, 120 years old is not uncommon.

Qi Tiezui gets angry when he thinks of the monsters and demons of later generations. He wonders if he can invite his ancestors to suppress you bastards.

Kill, kill them all, according to the law of the country.

The people are the masters of the country and this right must not be violated.

He will kill anyone who dares to become a dragon.

Ancestors, zero tolerance, let those idiots eat peanuts.

There are no laws to protect minors, only laws to protect victims.

"If a husband goes to a woman's house to hang out with her, he can be killed without guilt." This means that if a husband goes to hang out with another woman, his wife has the right to kill him without guilt. I have to say that this law is really advanced."

Can be inherited.

Human traffickers will be executed, and all those who conceal the facts will be punished with the same crime.

The vast ocean of the people cannot be polluted.

The red star must shine everywhere, and women hold up half the sky, which must be implemented.

All those who harm women should be killed, to stop killing by killing.

Women enjoy legal freedom to divorce and marry, and a divorce certificate can be obtained as long as one party files for divorce.

The three leaders were so angry at the later generations' dead ethics, the reversal of the heavenly Gang, and the confusion of black and white that they laughed. The other two leaders then understood why he did this, so they gave their full support and began to rectify the situation from top to bottom.

Those idiots should never think of being in the leadership team again.

Go and farm the land. It is outrageous to make the country that the revolutionary martyrs fought for with their lives into a mess.

Some people hiding in the dark were confused. What happened? How did the higher-ups reach a consensus? Wasn't there a disagreement?

They are still trying to sow discord and fish in troubled waters.

Even with the memories in their minds, they were afraid that there would be some fish slipping through the net, so the examination was extremely strict, and they actually found a lot of shit.

Therefore, leaders who have learned lessons have come up with better plans and routes.

This gives the new country a smoother path and direction.

If you can avoid suffering, there is no need to force yourself to suffer.

We are not masochists.

Zhang Qishan is different. He is very unlucky. Every time he has an idea, not only he is unlucky, but also those who conspire with him.

So they were demoted in a grand manner, and Zhang Rishan followed him for the sake of the Buddha.

It's really hard to bear.

Those people from Jiumen who did not engage in their old professions after the founding of the People's Republic of China will be fine as long as they are honest and hardworking.

However, for those who committed crimes after the founding of the People's Republic of China, according to the severity of the crimes, there are farm, mining, prison packages, and the ultimate peanut package.

Qi Tiezui also took Qi Ankang, Zhang Qilin and others to see Zhang Qishan carrying manure, farming, going hungry and freezing, which they didn't understand.

What Qi Tiezui meant was to tell them that doing bad things would not have a good ending, right? They remembered it.

Qi Tiezui: . . . .

Elm knot.

After that, they stayed in the Zhang family's old house in Northeast China and did not go out. At this time, it all depended on the efforts of the people across the country. One person's efforts are small, but the country is big.

"Ankang, look at what this is?"

Zhang Qilin was holding a checkered kitten and showing it off to him.

Qi Ankang took a look and found that the cats in the mountains were big cats, unlike the wolves in their grasslands.

But maybe it’s a little big? He’s not sure so he’ll take a look.

"Little Qilin, are you sure this is a cat?"

There's definitely something wrong with the taste.

Their voices attracted Zhang Hailou and Zhang Haixia, who took a step back when they saw them.

"Patriarch, you are a master at courting death."

Zhang Qilin's face became round with anger. "I won't tell you anymore. I want to show it to Qiqi and Liuliu."

Qi Tiezui and Blackback Laoliu looked at the cat in Zhang Qilin's arms, their hands shaking a little.

Blackback Laoliu supported Qi Tiezui and said, "Calm down, he's still a child."

"How can I be calm?"

As expected, the child was quietly doing something naughty.

"This is a tiger cub, not a cat. Aren't you afraid that its mother will bite you to death? You're just giving it a snack. Where did you get it? Return it now."

Zhang Qilin shook his head, "We can raise its mother together."

Seeing his friend like it so much, Qi Ankang also pleaded, "Qi Qi, I like kittens too."

Qi Tiezui almost laughed out of anger, "Do you know how much a tiger can eat? How fierce its claws are? How strong it is?"

What a sin! In the end, the tigress was still left alive by Qi Tiezui. If she had not been unable to defeat this two-legged beast named Qi, she would have eaten them all.