Tomb Raider: The Adventures of a Dumb Man

After Zhang Hailan's reputation as an egg-breaking expert spread, the Japanese and the bad guys became much more well-behaved.

They had thought about dying, but they had never thought about dying like this.

This is not a very decent death.

But there is no way, Zhang Hailan just likes to do this.

After all, fight evil with evil and violence with violence. Since the Japanese are not afraid of death, why shouldn't they be afraid of having their eggs broken?

This action is very lethal and insulting.

Those who were seriously injured were even more miserable. They couldn't run away and had to crawl out. They looked so pitiful.

It would be better to be shot to death. I won’t know what happens after death.

They couldn't accept the ending of having their eggs shattered after death. Looking at their dead comrades from Baga's hometown, he envied them.

They are not dead yet, they are about to die.

It's so cruel and brutal!!!

Zhang Qiling saw the so-called imperial army, with blood gushing out of their chests and mouths, and their hands and feet crawling out uncontrollably. After spitting out a mouthful of blood, they fell down and continued to crawl out.

After slowing down for a while, he started to crawl again. How should I put it? I just hoped that I would die instead of having my balls crushed by that female devil.

That man is not a good guy either. As a man, why can't he just give them a quick death?

Zhang Qiling: . . . .

So that’s it. Let Zhang Hailan continue to perform. He holds the gun just in case.

There was a Japanese man who was very tenacious. He vomited blood all the way and crawled about 2 meters. However, he ran out of power. Finally, he turned around, pointed at them with shaking fingers and cursed in the only Chinese language he had learned.

"You are bullying too much!"

Then he fell down unwillingly and died with his eyes open.

Zhang Hailan: . . . .

Do you think I will let you go like this? Dream on. Then I will step on it and continue to break the eggs.

The corpse might have just died, and it twitched twice.

The other Japanese soldiers were howling in agony when they saw this, but unfortunately, the two men couldn't understand what they were saying, so Zhang Hailan continued walking forward.

They crawled out trembling, continuing to curse.

"Soldiers! Can! Be! Killed! But! Can! Be! Humiliated! You! Have! A! Great! Bad! Conscience!!"

After saying this the two Japanese soldiers stabbed each other to death, as they didn't want their balls to be chopped to pieces alive.

Zhang Hailan rolled her eyes speechlessly and continued to smash the eggs. Do you think I will let you go like this? You’re dreaming.

Do you really think that you can speak nonsense just because you know a few words of Chinese? You also believe that a gentleman can be killed but not humiliated. You are nothing but shitty gentlemen.

Dead Japanese soldiers: . . . . . .

Zhang Qiling went up to them expressionlessly to replenish their brains, which meant that after breaking their eggs and finishing them off, he would poke their brains again.

Zhang Hailan said that she didn't believe they could survive like this.

However, that was also the first time that Zhang Qiling saw a Japanese person committing suicide in order to avoid having his balls crushed alive.

The baby has learned a lot.

He couldn't help but glance at Zhang Hailan secretly. His sister was still good to him.

Never make my sister angry, it's really scary when she's angry.

Japanese: You think the knife you use to repair your brain is not scary? You Chinese are really scary.

They had never seen such brutal Chinese people.

Holding a gun in one hand and a knife in the other is simply a pervert.

Some of the rescued people picked up knives, guns, hoes and stones and started smashing things around. After all, they had never really killed anyone before and were at a loss the first time. But when they thought of their dead family members, they were determined to kill.

A girl was crying and chopping, screaming "Ahhhhhh" and continued chopping.

They used the bayonets as machetes.

There was another one who was even more timid and threw stones.

He kept talking while smashing things.

"Ahhhh, I, I, I didn't mean it. You were the ones who killed us first. Yes, you were the ones who killed us first. I want to avenge my parents. You all deserved it. Don't come looking for me even after you die. Go find your emperor. It's your emperor who is responsible for all this. Go find him! Go find him!"

The Japanese who were smashed into a pulp: . . . .

When people fleeing from afar saw this, they all joined in. Everyone had been harmed by Japanese soldiers.

If you can't beat them, it's fine. But if you can, the other person will be lying on the ground, and each of them will show off their magical powers.

However, they were also afraid because it was their first time killing someone. They were all from a peasant family and ordinary people had never killed anyone before.

But thinking of his family, he used hammers, beaters, and sticks.

In places like this, there is no need for Zhang Hailan to finish off the enemy. They just need to stand guard nearby, and then when the time is right, they can clean up the battlefield and leave quickly.

In this way, they traveled all the way to Motuo, Tibet.

The serfs here were even more miserable because their victims were their local rulers and lamas.

Who can I ask to explain this?

When the old lama saw Zhang Hailan, he shuddered for some reason.

Then Zhang Qiling started crying and looking for his mother.

After staying in Tibet for half a year, they went down the mountain again and then started the War of Resistance.

Zhang Hailan became an old revolutionary, Zhang Qiling put on old age makeup, and after faking his death, he became his own son who had been living away from home, and returned to this family perfectly.

Zhang Xiaoyu grew up on Zhang Xiaofeng's back, listening to her mother telling stories about their past.

He also took her to Medog and the Zhang family's old house.

Just in case Zhang Xiaofeng's mind is clear, take him to these two places. It is best to tie it to your belt under normal circumstances.

Because Zhang Xiaofeng is still young and not very smart. Apart from his high fighting ability and being relatively obedient, he does not have any obvious advantages.

Zhang Xiaofeng: .

Zhang Xiaoyu remembered everything about her younger brother Zhang Xiaofeng perfectly, and planned to give birth to an heir when she had time, so that the family line would remain a single-line inheritance for three generations.

Since you are my mother's younger brother, then you are Zhang Xiaoyu's younger brother, there is nothing wrong with that.

However, as for the amnesia problem that his mother mentioned, Zhang Xiaoyu has never discovered it.

I didn't lose my memory, I'm fine.

After the funeral, Zhang Xiaofeng from Beijing will be taken away by Zhang Xiaoyu.

Zhang Xiaofeng said he wanted to say goodbye to his friends.

"Do you have any friends?"

You have a sullen mouth, a cold face, a cold temperament, and a middle school mental state, but you still have friends.

Zhang Qiling looked at Zhang Xiaoyu expressionlessly.

Zhang Xiaoyu raised his hands in surrender and will leave for Guangzhou with me in two days. You can go and say goodbye now.

Zhang Xiaofeng didn't go anywhere else, but to a copper furnace hot pot restaurant.

There was already a man in black clothes and sunglasses eating hot pot inside.

"Mute, come quickly, I have boiled it for you, it is just right for you to eat."

Zhang Xiaofeng took the chopsticks and started to eat with the prepared sesame paste. He decided to eat it first and not waste it.

After a while the taste will be bad.

It was so funny to see the black bear, but the mute still loved to eat meat.

This person is so preciously raised.

At least when it comes to food.

He is also the person protected by Zhang Hailan.

That woman is very cruel.

I heard that he left when the time came, otherwise he would always look at him with eyes as if he were guarding against a thief.

Is he that kind of person? How could he have bad intentions? He and the mute are birds of a feather.

Her Zhang Xiaofeng is the bright moon in the sky, so how can he be a toad?

"You eat it too, blind man."

Seeing that Hei Xia Zi didn't eat, Zhang Xiaofeng looked at him strangely and pushed the plate to him. The mutton was delicious.