Tomb Raider: The Adventures of a Dumb Man

"Xiaoyu, Xiaofeng is left to you."

The old woman on the hospital bed handed Xiaofeng's hand to her daughter.

Xiaoyu nodded, "Mom, don't worry, leave Brother Xiaofeng to me."

Zhang Xiaofeng was speechless when he looked at Zhang Xiaoyu's face.

The women in the Zhang family are so domineering, he just needs to stay quiet.

If you talk too much you'll get beaten.

The old woman was smiling when she closed her eyes.

Her name is Zhang Hailan, and she is a Qiongqi. She lived to a normal age, which is considered a long life. She had been away for a long time and was rescued by Zhang Qiling. However, this man is a bit stupid.

Anyway, seeing his silly look, he was taken away by her.

No one in the tribe taught him that human nature is unpredictable.

Zhang Qiling was almost autistic due to Zhang Hailan's teachings during that period, and he wanted to run away when he saw anyone calling for help.

He feels suspicious of everyone he sees, but he can't do it alone.

Help me, if I save your life I will be finished.

Zhang Xiaoyu has always been curious about what Zhang Hailan, the biological mother, did to Zhang Qiling, the young clan leader, but neither of them spoke.

Especially Zhang Qiling, he cannot be mentioned, because he will look unhappy if he is mentioned.

Mother Zhang Hailan has always been one of those who wants to keep the son instead of the father, so she followed suit. Zhang Xiaoyu also thought so, but has not yet thought of how to implement it. After all, they are very picky about their candidates.

As for her mother, she participated in the war and was an old revolutionary. She lived a good life and no one dared to mess with her. After all, her mother had the title of egg-breaking expert and her comrades were also afraid of her.

The Zhang family has good physical fitness, so she has always been strong.

The ancestral heir was Zhang Qiling, but his mother thought the name was unlucky, so she named him Zhang Xiaofeng.

He is his son now.

Zhang Xiaoyu's younger brother.

Zhang Qiling: ...

After being dominated for two generations, he was speechless.

I'm kind of used to it.

His guardian now is Zhang Xiaoyu.

Zhang Xiaofeng: . . .

It was right that he listened to Zhang Hailan at the beginning. He spit out the bowl of medicine, went in to receive the inheritance, and then found out that it was all bullshit.

As expected, the Zhang family is a liar.

Since you lied to me, isn't it normal for me to lie to you?

When he was able to come out, there was straw everywhere outside, and Zhang Hailan was reading in the library.

Anyway, she is Qiongqi, she won't lose her memory, there is no harm in seeing more, she didn't have this chance before.

The only warmth that Zhang Qiling feels in the Zhang family is Zhang Hailan. The Qiongqi of the Zhang family is not valued, and neither is the Qiongqi girl.

But precisely because she was not taken seriously, Zhang Hailan felt that the Zhang family’s system was wrong and distorted.

She also looked down on Zhang Haike and the others. No wonder the Zhang family's main branch and maternal branch were separated.

If you have the guts to bully other members of the Zhang family, then bully the orphans.

There's something wrong.

The Zhang family's own members look down on the outsiders, and the outsiders bully the orphans. Haha, they wield their swords against the weaker ones. This is human nature.

Of course, Zhang Hailan is older than Zhang Qiling, and she doesn’t dare to help openly because she is struggling herself, so she can only help secretly.

So she only has a chance when she is released into the wild, because she is born with a rebellious nature.

During the one year of being released into the wild, Zhang Qiling was severely beaten by Zhang Hailan for most of the year and felt that those days were like years.

But he also knew the clan's plan.

Zhang Hailan said that if he still didn't understand, he should drain the water in his brain to see if it was salty.

In the three years after the tribe members left, Zhang Hailan reinforced the mechanism and made many changes after everyone left.

Simply put, come on, come if you are not afraid of death.

It feels really good to have all the resources of the Zhang family being allocated by her.

But she really didn't dare to act recklessly in front of her family members, because her family members were so cruel.

Compared to the outside world, the deserted Zhang family is the safest.

The internal strife of the Zhang family ended, and the people who were keeping an eye on them also knew that the Zhang family had dispersed.

Then they will go after the people outside.

The Zhang family's land in Northeast China is safe.

Although the Zhang family members who left took a lot of things with them, there were many things in the Zhang family that they could not take away.

All of them were sunk by the agency, and these things became the property of Zhang Hailan, who had been reading books for the past three years.

The Zhang family eats a lot.

They can’t take it away anyway.

Bacon has been good for many years.

Zhang's house has good ventilation.

However, Zhang Hailan likes new things.

As soon as the Zhang family left, the eggs would hatch on their own, and the chicks and hens would live freely without Zhang Hailan having to raise them.

Of course Zhang Hailan didn't care.

Seeing that there were fewer members of the Zhang family, the little animals in the back mountain also dared to come down. They were really brave and delivered the fresh food to their doorstep.

Zhang Hailan also discovered a passage leading into the secret room.

When she went in, she saw Zhang Qiling floating there without eating or drinking. This was really mystical.

Zhang Hailan thought Zhang Qiling was fine so she continued to wait outside.

Occasionally check to see if he is still floating.

Anyway, she doesn't have much curiosity, so she just floats along and lives happily.

Zhang Qiling: ...

Zhang Hailan usually goes down the mountain to grab some guns and ammunition. She likes Xiu Xiu Xiu the most.

This is not faster than a knife.

Times are progressing.

She was not interested in the one-shot shooting, but she was most interested in the one with the submachine gun.

As for recoil, the Zhang family is least afraid of it.

The power is just right, the others are too light, but there are not enough bullets, the magazine is emptied in a few minutes, I still need to prepare more bullets. And that car is very good.

Zhang Hailan grabbed one at the foot of the mountain.

There are also many gasoline guns, which will be convenient when you go out.

When Zhang Qiling first came out, he had no time to feel sad as he was taken to eat by Zhang Hailan and then given a gun to practice with.

Zhang Qiling: ...

Later, when Zhang Qiling said he wanted to find his mother, Zhang Hailan had already taken out the records and route map.

Zhang Qiling: . . . .

So why is he the patriarch? This deal is a huge loss.

On the way, they went back and forth several times to fill the carriage with supplies.

But along the way, Zhang Hailan earned the title of egg-breaking expert.

Zhang Qiling started it, but he didn't dare to say it out loud. He could only recite it silently in his heart.

There is no way. I have encountered too many foreign beasts, foreigners, ruffians, bandits, scum and traitors.

Others are finishing off the enemy, while Zhang Hailan is finishing off the enemy with eggs.

When she was finishing off their enemies, she would step on their balls and crush them. There was nothing she could do about it, since their balls were bad for doing good things.

Although Zhang Qiling had never done anything bad, he always felt annoyed, and he was even more afraid of Zhang Hailan.

Maybe men are more sensitive.

Every time they arrived at a place, they would rob the logistics supply team and clean up the garbage people.

Especially the Japanese who wanted to play dead, when they heard the sound of breaking eggs, they collapsed and stopped pretending. He could tolerate being killed, but he really couldn't tolerate the expert in breaking eggs.

My mentality has collapsed, I have to show my cards now and stop pretending.

Why are you pretending? You can survive if you are stabbed, but you can't survive if your balls are broken.

Even the emperor couldn't stand it.

So the Japanese man pretending to be dead jumped up and rushed towards Zhang Hailan. After all, Zhang Qiling was a man, and he thought women were easier to deal with.

Then he was kicked away, right at the testicles.

It's really a complete loss.

Zhang Qiling: You can mess with anyone else, but you might as well get stabbed to death.

In order to avoid stepping on the eggs, Zhang Qiling usually stabbed the head to finish off the attack.

The Zhang family has good habits.

At night, they would sneak into the county town, and when they met people doing bad things, they would just slit their throats. So when everyone found out, they would see that they were in a very bad situation.

The people who did the follow-up examination felt very annoyed.

Damn it, on the battlefield, I’ve only heard of people finishing off the enemy with the last hit and the last shot, but I’ve never heard of people finishing off the enemy with the last shot!

This is absolutely intolerable!

However, no matter how fast they are, they are not as fast as Zhang Hailan and Zhang Qiling's hands. When it comes to speed, the Zhang family is not afraid.

They are not afraid of anything more than strength. They are trained to kill blood corpse monsters. Those creatures are very strong and have iron skin and bones, so the Zhang family either chops off their heads or stabs their hearts. Zhang Hailan has opened up a new path, breaking eggs.