Tomb Raider: The Adventures of a Dumb Man

Ever since he knew that the Zhang family had collapsed, Zhang Fulin had become visibly more lively. For example, he dared to go against the minor official and often put pressure on him.

Bai Ma: . . . .

You see the truth but don't say it. Are these father and son the same? Where has your family affection gone?

Zhang Fuxiao couldn't bear to watch it, so he picked up the little official and left. He also poked his angry face, saying that his round face was so sweet.

"Aunt~Aunt~"

"Your father is acting like a spoiled brat, ignore him."

You are so grown up, yet you are still competing for favors with children.

Zhang Fulin: What's wrong with me vying for favor? . . . .

However, Zhang Fuxiao still agreed to her brother's request to cook a big meal.

She knew that the Zhang family was a concentration camp of repressed people. She was scared and worried at first, then she felt sad, and now she wanted to celebrate.

The Zhang family is so lucky to have you.

They are all fucking filial sons.

Xiaoguan's learning progress is quite good. How can he be called a member of the Zhang family? Especially when it comes to Feng Shui, Gossip, Five Elements, and history, he is very proficient in them and can recite them by heart. He is also very good at mechanical techniques.

It was Zhang Fulin who wanted Xiaoguan to practice Fa Qiu Zhi, but was rejected by Zhang Fuxiao.

They all knew how painful it was to practice this. Besides, there were people outside watching the Zhang family, and the Fa Qiu Finger was too obvious.

Although it was a pity for Zhang Fulin, he gave up for the sake of the little official. If his fat son cried, he would feel distressed, but he felt more comfortable going against him.

And from his sister's attitude, he knew that if he dared to touch the little official, he would probably be hung on the tree forever, and his sister would really beat him.

Bai Ma would not stand on his side either. In the past few years, Bai Ma has been practicing spear and whip techniques with his sister, and he is also able to protect himself.

Bai Ma can also make poison. Bai Ma is so amazing.

Zhang Fuxiao: . . . .

My younger brother has grown up and you don't need to worry about him.

However, when I think about my nephew being a victim, I still need to strengthen his education.

"Have you memorized the Tao Te Ching that your aunt taught you?"

The petty official held his head high with pride.

"Aunt, it's just a few thousand words, I know them all."

He can't let his aunt look down on him, he is much smarter than his father.

He is his mother's and his aunt's baby.

"Then let me test you. What would you do if someone bullies you and plots against you?"

"I know how to do this, aunt. I can kill him with one sword, so that I won't lose my mind. They provoke me, which means they deserve a beating. I beat them up just to follow their wishes. This way, our thoughts will be clear, and this is called the way of nature."

"You also know that Tao follows nature. Then explain what Tao follows nature means."

"Aunt, the law of nature means that I can do whatever I want, it's all natural. If it goes against my heart, it's not natural. Of course, I have the final say on how to explain it."

"If I hear the truth in the morning, I can die in the evening."

"Know the way to the enemy's house in the morning, and kill him in the evening."

"Very good, you are worthy of being my aunt's successor. Our little official is really smart."

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Zhang Fulin: . . . . .

Bai Ma: . . . . .

Is this education okay?

In response to Bai Ma's question, Zhang Fulin said it was no problem. Can you imagine how chaotic the outside world is? It is better for your baby to be cruel than to let him be kind. In this era, being kind will not end well.

Bai Ma had also been down the mountain, so he knew everything about the towns and cities down there. He knew that being kind really didn’t end well.

She is a mother, and her own children are the most important to her. Besides, Fuxiao is so smart. Without her, there would be no them. It’s right for her to learn from her aunt.

She and Fu Lin are not suitable for this changing era.

As the child grew taller, the scratches on the door frame also grew higher.

Zhang Fuxiao watched the chubby little baby grow up little by little. Wow, it got higher than the knees, then it reached the waist of the pants, then it reached the ribs.

Wow, you don’t even want your aunt to hold you, you little brat.

The only thing that remains unchanged is the three chubby kids at home, and Zhang Fuxiao still maintains his figure.

It’s nothing, my sister’s pride lies here.

So the chubby little official was worried that he was too heavy and would crush his aunt.

Zhang Fulin: . . . .

Your aunt can beat your dad up, what are you thinking about.

Anyone in the Zhang family who cannot carry a hundred-pound object and walk as fast as the wind is considered unqualified and will be kicked out of the clan.

His sister can carry 300 kilograms. Her sister's strength is abnormal and she is the only one who can arm wrestle with the elders.

But it's just arm wrestling. If the elders fight in groups, his sister can also survive the seventh day.

Otherwise, why do you think the Zhang family members of so many generations did not dare to confront the family head-on? Is it because they didn’t want to? No, it’s because they couldn’t.

Those old monsters are really powerful.

Zhang Fuxiao felt that they should really go to the world of cultivation. With such a perverted attitude towards cultivation, even if they did not have spiritual roots, they could still achieve enlightenment through martial arts.

He was as selfless as a god, and his only desire for those old monsters was to become stronger.

It’s really suitable, but the spiritual energy in this world is exhausted.

Moreover, the way of heaven in this world is the way of technology, and all the strange phenomena will end in 2005.

So Zhang Fuxiao was not worried at all.

But she still wants to do something for this era.

Space is really convenient for transporting things.

However, in order to ensure that the junior official would not be without practical experience, Zhang Fuxiao often took his nephew down the mountain.

Then watch him get cheated, feel sad and upset, and beat the other person's head.

Gradually you will learn to distinguish and won't be so kind.

Some people can, some can't.

Who can help and who can't.

The true meaning of helping is to know how to help. Sometimes helping does not need to be done openly, but needs to be done secretly.

Otherwise it will only make the injured more hurt.

Of course, this is not the most important thing. The most important thing is that Zhang Haijing and Zhang Fuxiao are good-looking, which also causes a lot of trouble.

After all, everyone loves beauty, but the desire for perversion is universal among men and women.

Normal people appreciate it, abnormal people just have wild thoughts in their minds, and perverts just forcibly seize men and women.

Although the aunt and niece are noble, they have no one to protect them, so people may have bad intentions towards them.

When they were out, little police officer Zhang Haijing did not allow his aunt to call him by his nickname, because he had grown up and wanted her to call him by his full name.

So in the eyes of outsiders, there is just a clever aunt and a young master who is unaware of the dangers of the world. Unfortunately, the family has fallen into decline.

Nowadays, there are many children from wealthy families who are in poverty, and they are used to it.

Zhang Haijing was very unhappy at first. There were a lot of bad guys outside, so he decided to go back to farming.

The more people there are, the more complicated it becomes.

However, after experiencing more, he can distinguish many things by himself and is not as angry as he was at the beginning. He also becomes more calm and indifferent.

Of course, it's pretending.

After all, this will reduce the number of people harassing you.

That's right, it's harassment.

Anyway, he was harassed by both men and women, and he was very angry.

In my aunt's words, they are all some kind of toads, they only make people sick.

During that period, he wanted to kick any man or woman who came close to him.

It turns out that what my aunt said was true. Good-looking boys can also be dangerous. His face is so round, why would anyone like him?

Isn't that perverted?

Zhang Fuxiao was watching the fun on the side. It is impossible to teach people by being taught, but people can learn it all of a sudden if they are taught by things.

Look how much progress her eldest nephew has made.

Police officer Zhang Hai looked aggrieved. His aunt laughed at him and he would not be with her unless his aunt coaxed him.

Zhang Fuxiao picked up a candied haws and the old man happily went home with the silver, thinking that he had met a good family today.

Zhang Haijing looked at it and said, "Auntie~Auntie~"

After hearing the word "Auntie", Zhang Haijing carried the string of candied haws on his own and ate them while walking, becoming the dumbest kid on the street.