Tomb Raider: The Adventures of a Dumb Man

In Zhang Fulin's words, you little bastard have tortured me for three years, and now I can finally be mean to you.

Looking at his serious father, Xiaoguan responded with a roar without showing any weakness.

Zhang Fulin: . . .

This son is so stupid, should we not keep him?

Or change it to a new one.

Xiao Huang has grown up to be Da Huang. When his little master calls, he also barks, woof woof woof.

And this stupid dog, believe it or not, I will slap you away.

Xiaoguan saw that he was holding Dahuang and thought, well, he couldn't hold her. But it didn't matter, he just climbed up and Dahuang cooperated by squatting down.

Under Zhang Fulin's speechless gaze, Xiaoguan, holding a small wooden sword and riding on Dahuang, charged towards Zhang Fulin.

Zhang Fulin: . . . .

The result, of course, was that they were picked up one by one.

Petty Officer: . . . .

rhubarb:....

But it doesn’t matter, I have a backer.

"Aunt, Dad is going to be mean to me."

"Mom, Dad is going to be mean to me."

The clear and loud voice of the child was heard, and soon Bai Ma and Zhang Fuxiao came over.

Facing the two people's gazes, Zhang Fulin explained with confidence.

Little guy, you have to start learning martial arts and keep up with your academic studies. You are dreaming if you think your aunt and mom can save you.

After hearing the explanation, Bai Ma and Fu Xiao stopped trying to stop him, as they believed that it was indeed time to learn.

The official pursed his lips, his eyes seemed to be about to pee, but he held it back.

It doesn’t matter. Once he learns how to do it, he will ask his dad to beat him down and will never be picked up again.

Bai Ma smiled and touched his head, "Mom is here to watch over the baby, don't be afraid, your aunt is here, if Dad is wrong, he will be slapped away."

Xiaoguan stopped crying instantly. Yes, auntie would never let the baby be bullied.

Zhang Fuxiao nodded and said, "Don't worry, baby, your aunt is here."

Looking at the three of them having so much fun, although Zhang Fulin won, it seemed like he didn’t win. He felt very disappointed. He shouldn’t be here!!!

Bai Ma saw it and touched his head.

She felt like she had two sons, one older and one younger.

The dawn was simply unbearable to watch.

Anyway, we are just laying the foundation now. Zhang Fulin will demonstrate Zhang family boxing once and let Xiaoguan learn. It doesn't need to be very good, just need to remember the moves.

After all, these little round arms and legs are very cute.

If we really want to fight them exactly the same, that would be very difficult.

After that comes the cultural courses.

After the class, Xiaoguan went to his mother for a hug.

Either my hands or feet hurt, but the pain goes away if my mom kisses my face.

The stable life in the past few years almost made Zhang Fulin forget about the Zhang family.

When he suddenly heard his sister mention it, he was a little scared. There was nothing he could do. The deterrent power of his family was too great and it was an instinctive reflex.

Therefore, all the replies in recent years were handled by Zhang Fuxiao.

Reply message is everything is normal.

Besides, it's normal. This job is suitable for living a lazy life in retirement.

"Something happened in the clan?"

"After the death of the Holy Infant, people in the tribe changed their minds. Many people did not want to stay in the tribe and wanted to escape. Some people were leaderless after the death of the tribe leader and started fighting among themselves. The children in the orphanage camp suffered a lot. They had no support and were treated as blood bags."

Zhang Fulin was startled by his sister's words. He knew how miserable it was to be a blood bag. It was basically a death sentence.

If they had died at that time, their children might have become blood bags and would have gone to find them before they grew up.

"Sister, luckily I'm obedient."

"Why don't you say that it's my sister who is smart?"

Zhang Fuxiao was puzzled by his brother's behavior. Why couldn't he speak?

But all the Zhang family members speak like this.

Either they are half-dead, or they are very frugal with words, and they mainly play a cool and aloof character.

It’s different with my outside family, they are always talkative and have a lot on their mind.

There are many people sneaking in.

The main reason is lack of determination.

"What should we do then, sister?"

Zhang Fulin has been surrounded by his wife and children for the past three years. His mind is no longer filled with space for anything else. He calls her "sister" no matter what, just like Xiaoguan calls her "mom".

"We'll just be fine as usual. You don't want to go back, do you?"

It doesn’t matter, sister will definitely break your legs.

Zhang Fulin immediately shook his head, "I'm not going."

But he asked worriedly, "Sister, should we not care?"

Zhang Fuxiao rolled his eyes without hiding it.

"Who cares? The clan is all about our ancestors. As for us who are guarding outside, if they don't call us, we should just stay here and be quiet."

Besides, if he doesn't go even if he is called, what's the point of going? To be cannon fodder.

It seems that without their cheap nephew as a shield, their collapse will come early.

In other words, their separatist and hermit factions have the upper hand, and with the addition of a bunch of troublemakers from the Wang family, it would be strange if they didn't split up.

They all wanted to find Bronze Mother Ling, succeed the Zhang family as the head, and command the Zhang family, but unfortunately the Zhang family had changed.

The hearts of the people are united, and the mountains move.

People are not united, so the Zhang family moves.

His uncles and his family also told him not to come back, so Zhang Fuxiao became even more obedient.

Can't be killed.

Zhang Fulin looked at the baby who had been riding on his neck for three years and acting coquettishly to his mother. How could he bear to let the child go back? He was not sick.

My sister said that taking care of your own family is the best thing to do.

Zhang Fuxiao was very pleased. She thought her brother had not been made stupid by her. At least he was very obedient and well behaved.

Xiaoguan has now replaced his small wooden sword with a bigger one. Apart from attending classes, he now goes fishing.

Sometimes there are big fish in the stream, it all depends on luck.

But sometimes the big fish can also slap the small official.

Well, it was the bouncing fish tail that slapped the three-year-old kid into the water. It didn’t matter because the stream was not big, it just wet the little official’s butt.

The small official got angry and called Dahuang to help him hold down the big fish.

Big Fish: . . . . . .

Thank you, ancestor. If you want to arrest me, I can't resist.

Finally, the little official came to his mother to take credit for the big fish he had lost all hope in.

Zhang Fulin took it and went to kill the fish. He couldn’t let the fish make Bai Ma stink.

By the time the clan's affairs were settled, Zhang Fuxiao was numb.

The hermits and the breakaways all ran away.

The faction that wanted to be the clan leader couldn't get the Bronze Mother Bell, so they gave up. They had to give up because there was no one and no one wanted to be the lone commander.

Besides, being a clan leader is to command others, not to command your own clan members.

Whoever wants to do this can do it.

For example, the eldest branch becomes the patriarch and commands the second, third, fourth, and fifth branches instead of doing things themselves.

So if no one fights for it, this position will no longer be attractive.

The Wang family was speechless. What should they do?

Once separated, they mess around.

So when the other families left, the Wang family had no time to notify them and were eventually exposed. The rest fought with the Wang family, and then they also escaped.

I don’t want to play with you anymore. Bye.

Wang Family: . . . .

Angry.

In fact, this result is the best for the Zhang family.

If the enemy can't find them, they can just starve them to death. The Zhang family generally live long.

Therefore, the Wang family without goals will be the next split Zhang family, and their beliefs are even more illusory.

By the time they have a leader again, the Zhang family will be able to rise again, and the Wang family will have been buried in the ground.

Zhang Fuxiao was very satisfied with the result. All her friends went abroad and were ready to have fun.