Tomb Raider: The Adventures of a Dumb Man

Shen Liubai really didn't expect to meet Lao Li again.

This gray-haired old Li actually looks amiable.

"Hello, Madam. Hello, Mr. Li."

Half Li: . . . .

lady:.....

How come this child is still as reckless as before?

"Brother Shen."

Li Sidi looked at the young Shen Liubai and finally understood why his father was worried about him. For so many years, his father didn't worry about his own son. He just told him to stay away and not disturb their world of two people.

When Xiao Sidi, who was in her forties or almost fifty, called Shen Liubai like that, he got goosebumps.

"You've become uglier, not as cute as when you were a child."

Li Sidi: . . . . .

This brother still can't read other people's expressions. I don't know how he has survived all these years.

Still so plump, looks like she's living a good life.

The lady exchanged a few words of greeting and left with her stupid son.

Let Lao Li have a good chat.

Hei Xia Zi and Zhang Qilin were guarding outside, although they could hear it too.

"You're not covering up now."

I don't know how I survived.

Shen Liubai pushed Lao Li, who was sitting beside the stone table.

"Isn't this a national policy? We all have ID cards, issued by the state."

The tone was very proud. Banjie Li stretched out his hand and Shen Liubai showed him his ID card. After confirming that it was authentic, he almost laughed at this idiot and good-for-nothing.

"Good luck."

But looking at his increasingly plump figure, I couldn't help but speak.

"Eat less."

Tangyuan is fine, but if they get fatter they’ll turn into pigs, which won’t look good and will make you sick.

Shen Liubai pretended not to hear. He knew that Lao Li was scolding him. He was not a pig, but a glutton.

"Do you know what happened after the Nine Gates?"

Apparently, forget it, he already knows the answer.

"do not know."

Shen Liubai shook his head. Why did he care about that? If you have the guts, come and kill me. I have the ID card of the motherland. Besides, the silly roe deer and big black rat around me are not vegetarians.

“You didn’t go to Changsha.”

"Don't go."

The feng shui of that place is bad, and people like to dig graves.

And his brain is not normal.

"It's okay not to go."

Banjie Li knew what Fantong was thinking. He would not go to the mountain even though he knew there was a tiger there.

"Their first and second generations are basically finished, and the third generation is just ordinary people. They pose no threat to you."

"Then you can go."

There are a lot of delicious food in Changsha, but we can’t miss them because of them.

Half Li: . . . .

But this time, it was Banjie Li who accompanied the three of them.

I'm really afraid that these three silly dumplings will let me down. To be able to live with a glutton for so long and be so harmonious and harmonious with him, it's obvious that they are not smart.

The friend of a glutton is a rice jar, both of them are brainless.

Does longevity mean lack of brains?

The Tangyuan trio didn't care what Banjie Li thought, an old man in a wheelchair.

He'll pay anyway.

In this way, the three of them ate until their bellies were full.

When they finally parted, Lao Li didn't even look at them.

Why did he feel that the other two people were mysterious and unattainable back then? It turns out they were all gluttons and could eat so much.

The black bear realized it belatedly and touched his belly.

"Does your Lao Li dislike us?"

Shen Liubai nodded.

"Yes, he despised me back then. He wouldn't eat coarse grains, only white flour, and wouldn't eat without meat. Who cares? He pays."

"That's right, the ones who pay are the masters."

Hei Xia Zi didn't think about it anymore. He hadn't used his brain for so many years, so he decided not to do anything.

Zhang Qilin continued to be in a daze, feeling so comfortable with an empty mind.

After eating, they started their stroll.

The black dumpling is driving, and the two white dumplings are sleeping at the back.

When they woke up, they had two more children in their arms, twins, who didn't cry or make a fuss.

"blind."

"It wasn't the blind man who did it. The blind man picked them up. I saw that the person who lost them had no good intentions and took them away."

"They agreed."

The two children nodded, "Brother is a good man, he saved us."

In this way, Hei Xia Zi had two more adopted sons.

The rice bucket and the rice jar looked at each other and said, no, they also want to pick up the child and can't lose.

So I stared with my eyes wide open all the way but didn't see a single child.

Zhang Qilin: . . . .

Shen Liubai: . . . .

After returning to Beijing, Silly Roe Deer brought back a child named Yang Hao, who had a grandmother.

This is his adopted son.

Shen Liubai immediately went to pick up Li Cu, beat up his alcoholic father, and took the child away.

Li Cu: . . . .

"If you don't beat me and give me food and clothes, I will take care of you in your old age."

Shen Liubai: . . . .

"Hang yourself on a hook and you won't be able to change it for a hundred years."

So all three of them had adopted sons.

The most reliable person here is actually Yang Hao, who has taken such good care of the silly roe deer that it is almost degenerated.

Li Cu was still riding on Shen Liubai's neck.

The twins are still young, and they are so well-behaved in Hei Xiazi's arms, one on the left and one on the right.

When the children grew up and went to college, the four of them were still worried about whether their elderly father at home was eating well or eating too much.

Zhang Qilin: . . . .

Black Bear: ...

Shen Liubai: . . . .

They are not that stupid, they are very smart.

Mr. Li and his wife passed away a few years ago, and they went to see them.

As for the Zhang family.

Anyway, when Zhang Haike saw the clan leader, he remained silent for a long time.

Although he knew that this was the patriarch, he had an urge to turn around and leave.

Xiao Zhang who was following behind opened his eyes wide. Is this their patriarch? He is so round.

It can't be fake. Even those members of the Zhang family who live in seclusion in the mountains are not so round.

But it's complete blood suppression, how is that possible?

Seeing Zhang Haike nodding in acknowledgement, he turned out to be the clan leader.

The clan leader is so round and has such high fighting power, doesn't it mean that they should also be rounder?

Zhang Haike: . . . .

In the end, Zhang Haike and his companions were packed up by the clan leader and sent to the army to be coaches. Those who were unwilling to do so just followed the clan leader and ate in a daze every day.

You can't go out into the fields anymore, that's against the law.

Come back when you are about to die.

The Zhang family: . . . . .

So the people who were lying down built a house next to the yard, and every day they watched the patriarch eat and drink, and then they also ate and drank.

When Zhang Haike came back with the military medals, he saw the chubby little Zhangs. He felt like his eyes were going blind. How could he still see?

They work hard, they eat and drink at home.

Zhang Haike almost suffocated to death because of the breath he was holding.

But it's because of the people they choose. Some of them are active and some are not.

You guys are just blaming us for what you did. If you really don't move, you will feel uncomfortable too.

However, they had a friendly exchange that day, with the sound of banging constantly heard, and then the little Yuan Zhangs cried and complained to the patriarch.

Zhang Haike: . . . .

We are still lying on the ground. You are going too far. How come your kung fu hasn't deteriorated after eating so much? This is unscientific.

Zhang Qilin: I taught you, and you have objections.

Zhang Haike shook his head. How could he dare to have any objection?

So when they returned to the room, the troops discovered that their brutal instructor Zhang was both round and brutal. Fortunately, they were all spearhead troops, and brutality was what they wanted.