Tomb Raider: The Adventures of a Dumb Man

There were some twists and turns along the way, as they met the Wang family.

After Hei Xia Zi's interrogation, they found out that they were in a miserable state after being targeted and their base camp was even destroyed.

They were peripheral revivalists who thought they had captured the Zhang family members on the periphery.

The main reason was that Zhang Qilin became chubby and did a little disguise, so they really didn’t recognize him.

I also think that this Zhang family member is so round, his kung fu must be very poor.

Zhang Qilin: . . . .

Feng Ping was killed.

Hei Xiazi smiled so hard that his teeth were not visible.

In the end, the Wang family became fertilizer for the motherland.

It's quite useful.

Remnants of the Wang family: . . . .

This fat guy from the Zhang family is really strong. His neck was broken.

After that, they started a sting operation, and the outskirts of the Wang family were almost wiped out.

So there was a legend among them that the fat members of the Zhang family were the most difficult to mess with, and this was a message that was conveyed with their lives.

The head of the Zhang family has not been found. Where did the fat man of the Zhang family come from? Did he mutate?

Does the Zhang family respect fat people?

When Zhang Haike heard the news, he had a bad feeling.

The clan leader, definitely not the clan leader, there is no fat person in the Zhang family.

Zhang Haike missed the news from the patriarch.

They are still looking for the patriarch in the tomb.

Because the Zhang family members have lost their memories, they like to go to the tomb to look for memories.

This is also a tradition.

But they couldn't find the patriarch.

The three silly roe deer group didn't really disguise themselves. They were just three chubby guys, just a little taller, which was nothing.

Even the black bear became less ferocious when it became rounder.

It looks weirdly cute.

Because the three of them didn't have any goals, they just went wherever they wanted. The supplies were all in Shen Liubai's space, so it was very convenient to go out.

They also took away the cabins in the valley, so that even in the mountains there was a house to live in, a bed to sleep on, and delicious food to eat.

Hei Xia Zi took them to the place where he hid his treasures and put them into Shen Liubai's space.

The blind man treated the glutton much better and never teased him again. This was the blind man's safe, and it was a mobile one.

Shen Liubai: . . . .

Otherwise, you should just play a trick on me. I think it’s abnormal that you are so normal.

Black Bear: ...

Zhang Qilin: Just eat my chicken leg, neither of you is normal.

For Hei Xia Zi, since Fan Tong said so, of course he would return to his original state. He couldn't pretend for many days anyway.

Because they like to run around in the mountains, wander around the city, and travel around the country.

Really no one can find it.

Zhang Haike behind was walked like a dog. After excluding all the impossibilities, the fat man is the biggest possibility.

So they chased and chased but couldn't catch up!!!

Later they gave up and hoped that the patriarch would come to their bowls automatically one day.

Zhang Qilin: ……

There are so many delicious foods in this country, how could they give them up?

However, he accidentally came to the Guaizi Village and rescued the woman there.

They did not choose to call the police and let the woman make her own choice.

So the group of women chose to take up knives and do it themselves.

The three of them escorted them out of the mountains and into the city, and gave them money so that they could open a restaurant and start a new life.

Those who want to go home can go home, and those who don’t want to can here be their retreat.

Shen Liubai felt that he had to do something.

We must do some good deeds for these two silly kids.

Shen Liubai believes in merit.

This thing can keep them safe and healthy.

So the people on the police station's wanted list were unlucky. They were all caught by the black bear and sold for money. No, they were exchanged for money.

"If I had known it was so profitable, who would have gone to the fields? It turns out that the most profitable thing is to rob other clans."

Zhang Qilin rolled his eyes. He knew that the blind man still loved money so much.

Is this the reason why people who have no shortage of money love money more and therefore have money?

Too bad he loves to eat.

But it doesn’t matter, the Zhang family is rich.

Just go get it when the time comes.

Three chubby silly roe deer were eating candied haws on the wall by the roadside because there was too much dust underground.

They were being pointed at and didn't even know that the three of them were being targeted by human traffickers. What the hell, these human traffickers were reckless.

As the sentence for the traffickers was too low, the three of them felt it was not feasible, so they sent them all down to be used as fertilizer.

Every time we went to a place, the KPI of that place was exceeded, and the police officers were both happy and amused.

The legend of the three Tangyuan heroes spread among the police.

Of course, the speed at which they transfer money is getting faster and faster.

Later they went to Yunnan, where the drug dealers were in trouble.

Hei Xia Zi's shooting skills are quite proficient, and he can kill one drug dealer with one shot.

Police: ... You are so brave to steal my business.

Those who can shoot should shoot more.

Hei Xia Zi exchanged the drug dealer's head for money. He laughed wildly in his heart and looked cute on the surface.

The policeman thought it was very abnormal.

In this way, they stayed on the Yunnan border for three years, and Hei Xia Zi made a lot of money.

He thought he was making a lot of money before, but he didn't expect that drug dealers could make even more money and could also conduct sting operations.

My goodness, the bad intentions of the black bears have made the drug dealers terrified and they dare not transport drugs here anymore. They turn to other directions to earn dollars and euros, which is much safer there.

United States: . . . .

Don't come over.

Europe:....

Go away.

police:....

Also good.

By the time they went to Beijing, their mouths were even rounder. The food at the police station was also very delicious, and they packed up a lot of it and took it away.

The train clanked and took them away again.

Shen Liubai inexplicably had a feeling that their actions in recent years were useful.

Never underestimate the country. The country does not care about its appearance which remains the same for ten years.

Because they are all good comrades of the country.

The world is not black and white, and they still need many night watchmen to protect the peace of the country.

In a small courtyard in Beijing, Shen Liubai took a courier, on which was written, "Bureau 749, welcome to join the Night Watch."

Inside is their special ID card, which they can replace every few decades.

But what does this temporary worker mean?

Oh, according to observation reports, they can only deal with ordinary people. They have no advantage in fighting aliens. They are weak, fragile, and easy to die. They can't fly, teleport, or have wind, fire, thunder, or lightning. That space can only serve as a suitcase.

Zhang Qilin: . . . .

Black Bear: ...

Shen Liubai: . . . .

"The government is right. We are temporary workers of the government. You see, we can enjoy six insurances and one fund."

"It's all compiled anyway."

Hei Xiazi was so angry that he ate a few more bowls of green pepper and shredded pork fried rice. They said that the blind man was not good enough.

Zhang Qilin was not angry, but that did not stop him from eating an extra serving of braised chicken.

Shen Liubai was still excited that he could join the system without taking an exam. It really saved him many years of hard work.