Tomb Raider: The Adventures of a Dumb Man

Zhang Qilin is very satisfied with his current life. As long as he can eat meat, he is happy. He has almost eaten all the pheasants in the mountains. Smartly, he tied the pheasants' legs and raised them in the valley.

Shen Liubai also selected some breeding eggs and prepared to hatch them.

Zhang Qilin said he could do it and he would do it.

Then the silly roe deer became the mother hen.

Although he didn't understand why Glutton kept calling him silly roe deer, he still called him Glutton.

Why doesn't he call me rice pot?

Sometimes he would bring back wild fruits from the mountains to give to Lunchbox as a sour treat, because he ate all the sweet ones himself.

Shen Liubai: . . . .

The silly roe deer was playing a prank, and he didn’t know how to feel.

Grow up, the kid has finally grown up.

Silly Roe Deer loves the mountains very much, but every time it is time for dinner, he always comes out from all angles.

For example, windows, roofs, and behind the stove.

As long as the aroma of the food wafts around, he will come back no matter how far away he is.

One time, Shen Liubai secretly made beggar's chicken when Shaluozi was out, and was caught just as he was about to eat it.

The accusing face seemed to be cursing.

But looking at the branches all over his body, I wonder if he flew back.

How long has it been?

Shen Liubai touched his nose guiltily at the sad look.

"I saved some for you."

Zhang Qilin didn't believe it.

"The glutton is a liar."

Otherwise, why do it secretly? People who do it secretly are not good people.

If he comes back late, everything will be gone.

Shen Liubai looked away. You guessed right.

After that, Shen Liubai didn't dare to eat alone anymore.

He also had White Rabbit milk candy, and finally he managed to coax the silly Fan Gang into submission.

The silly roe deer doesn't care about his space, but stealing food is not allowed.

There is a lot of bacon drying in the kitchen, and the climate in the valley is still very comfortable.

These two guys don't have any particular requirements for clothes.

All it takes is washing and drying. There are many bamboo clothes drying racks in the valley, all of which are selected by Silly Roe Deer himself and sharpened with a hatchet.

Shen Liubai also went out with the silly roe deer, and he walked slowly all the way.

But it’s good to follow the silly roe deer, there are no bugs and it feels safe.

When encountering a wild boar, Shen Liubai was immediately pulled up to a tree by Zhang Qilin. He then saw the scene of the silly roe deer fighting the wild boar, and the wild boar was chopped to death by the silly roe deer with a hatchet.

They also picked mushrooms and wood ear mushrooms.

As a result, when the chicken was stewed with mushrooms, probably one of them was poisonous.

They all saw the pheasant talking and the door frame turned into a spirit.

After that day, they were afraid to eat mushrooms anymore. Later, they started eating mushrooms that they had exchanged for mushrooms at the foot of the mountain.

In the end, they still saw the chicken man.

They thought they were being cheated, but it turned out that the people down the mountain were the same as them, so they didn't cheat anyone.

Shen Liubai: . . . .

Shen Anan: . . .

But Zhang Qilin was smart. For the sake of delicious food, he observed the villagers at the foot of the mountain, disguised himself as them and went to the county supply and marketing cooperative to buy things. Shen Liubai was also taken along.

If you don't spend that money, you will suffer a loss.

I restock every few months.

Later, they heard that the food in the city was better and had more food, so they went to the city.

But they left after buying things because the city was in chaos.

The black bear is in trouble.

If the Wang family cannot catch Zhang Qilin, then the equally immortal Hei Xia Zi will become their target.

Although the black bear hides quickly, it will eventually be caught up.

So Hei Xia Zi killed them all, and of course he was injured too.

"What a bunch of lunatics! I am so miserable for being blind. Why doesn't anyone come to save the blind man?"

The blind also want to live a good life.

In fact, the main reason was that the experimental subject Zhang Rishan was broken and Zhang Qishan was also killed, so they had no more materials.

The second generation of the Nine Gates are just ordinary people, and at most they have a little more yin energy, which is not enough.

Hei Xia Zi no longer cared and started to make frantic reports to the Revolutionary Committee.

With so many reports, both the Wang family and the organization pursuing immortality have been targeted.

Hei Xia Zi began to flee frantically. People who are afraid of being in the dark are most afraid of being investigated by their superiors.

After all, this kind of organization looks rich.

Shen Liubai had no objection to the big black rat that Silly Roe Deer picked up.

The three not-so-bright people lived together from then on.

He recognized at a glance that this was the glutton in the camp.

The mute is living with the glutton.

Looking at their complexions, their faces are rosy and shiny, and their chins are round. What a good life they are living.

The black bear has unconditional trust in the person whom the mute trusts.

After all, this glutton doesn't look very smart.

Hei Xia Zi was drooling at the bacon in the kitchen, but there was nothing he could do as he could not get such delicious food outside.

Looking at the black bear who was obviously different from them, Shen Liubai looked at him with pity.

"I'll make you a full meal of bacon."

Black Bear: ...

"I want some cured chicken."

"OK, no problem."

Wash and cut everything, then put it on top of the rice and steam it together.

Hei Xia Zi looked at the three people, each of whom had a bowl of cured meat rice, and he finally understood how the dumb man became mellow.

Hei Xia Zi went outside to take a cold shower, changed into mute clothes, and lay down on the bed to rest. He didn't dare to rest in the past few years.

Afraid of having my neck cut.

Fortunately, the bed is big enough for three people to sleep on.

Hei Xia Zi opened his eyes when the mute and Shen Liubai went to bed, but they both ignored him and fell asleep in seconds.

Black Bear: . . . . . .

What kind of sleeping method is this? The dumb didn’t sleep like this before. The blind people don’t understand or comprehend it.

Maybe he was too familiar with the mute, and the mute's breathing gave him a great sense of security, so he fell asleep again.

Zhang Qilin didn’t know why he picked up the blind man. Maybe he felt uncomfortable seeing his miserable appearance.

I always feel that he shouldn't be like this, he should be full of energy and dazzling.

Although as he spoke, he wanted to hit someone.

But it doesn't affect his opinion of the blind man.

The blind man is a good man.

After a few people ate and slept, they ate and slept again, and Hei Xiazi became lazy.

Black Bear: ...

They are both toxic.

The blind man's lifelong reputation.

He's just injured, not lazy.

In order to show his diligence, Heixiazi took the initiative to cook fried rice with green peppers and shredded pork. Unfortunately, there were no green peppers, so he made fried rice with eggs for breakfast.

The blind man cooks pretty well, and the cooking assembly line is finally a success.

The preliminary work is done by a silly roe deer, the middle processing is done by a rice bucket, and the final finishing is done by a blind man.

All three of them had something to do.

In order to add some fun to their lives, the three of them were fishing in a deep pond not far from the door.

The tools are simple, just branches, ropes and earthworms.

The silly roe deer sat on the fishing platform, motionless. Shen Liubai moved occasionally, and the black blind man could not sit still anymore. He would disturb the two people who were fishing seriously.

Finally, after several fish were scared away by the black blind man, the stupid roe deer got angry and tied the blind man to a tree and hung him around, swaying in the wind.

In the evening, Zhang Qilin finally ate the tomato fish soup hotpot he had been craving for.

Black Bear: ...

Gossip me, eat more fish to nourish your frightened soul.