Tomb Raider: The Adventures of a Dumb Man

Zhang Qilin's empty brain paused for a moment.

He had a feeling of unreality from the moment he woke up.

Then the braised chicken nuggets soothed his heart very well. He could strangle the boy in front of him to death with one hand, which also meant safety. This was an unknown valley.

He sensed no malice from the young man, and even felt a little bit of closeness.

Zhang Qilin continued to be in a daze, and gradually fell asleep.

"Hungry."

"Hungry."

"Hungry."

Shen Liubai was pushed awake.

It would be unpleasant for a glutton to be woken up by another glutton, but Zhang Qilin couldn't understand the expression, nor did he want to understand it. He just wanted to eat chicken, and the one for lunch was good.

For the friend who is a glutton, as another glutton, he has the most space for food.

I won’t starve to death for the time being.

He is not a doctor and doesn't know how to take care of others.

Just knowing that you can survive by eating, food supplements are worse than medicine supplements.

It’s always a good idea to eat more.

A glutton must never go hungry.

The glutton eats a lot and recovers quickly.

In the kitchen, Shen Liubai realized belatedly that he should make porridge. Forget it, because if he made porridge, people might think he was being harsh on him.

"Adults need to eat."

"Zhacai shredded pork soup, chestnut chicken, braised pig's trotters, stir-fried vegetables with mushrooms. Silly roe deer, come and eat."

Zhang Qilin had been leaning against the door frame while Shen Liubai was cooking.

"My name is Silly Roe Deer?"

He didn't think that was the name.

"This is a nickname. My name is glutton."

Shen Liubai was not embarrassed either. He really felt that it didn't matter. After all, everyone's nickname is their name.

“That’s also called a rice bucket.”

Zhang Qilin thinks it’s okay as long as they are all the same.

The corner of Shen Liubai's mouth twitched. There was someone else who liked the same nickname.

"I'm a glutton, so you can just call me a rice jar."

You eat more than me, you are better than me, and it is not shameful for the hard-working people in New China to lose to our ancestors.

"also."

It sounds quite impressive.

After dinner, Zhang Qilin didn't seem to be feeling unwell, but Shen Liubai still gave him some advice just in case.

“If you feel uncomfortable, you should say so, for example, I feel pain, I feel tired, I can’t walk anymore, I don’t want to walk anymore.”

"???"

"..."

"Hungry."

Shen Liubai didn't believe it, so he walked up to the silly roe deer and touched his belly with one hand. It wasn't bulging, which was not right. There were 5 kilograms of pig's trotters, 4 kilograms of chicken, plus other vegetables and rice, which was not a small amount even if the bones were removed.

But we can't really let him starve.

Shen Liubai turned around and took out a bag of peach cakes.

"Eat this."

Zhang Qilin secretly breathed a sigh of relief and his stomach swelled up.

It’s okay, he can still eat it.

So the two of them walked out of the room and familiarized themselves with the surrounding environment.

There was a stream in the valley and a deep pool with fish in it.

The main thing is that there are several big trees, which Zhang Qilin likes very much. He thinks it would be very comfortable to sit on them and daydream.

This place is sparsely populated and far away from the villagers, so it is a good place to avoid the wind and rain down the mountain.

Shen Liubai was thinking about the food in the space. It would be enough to last for half a year, but he would have to be self-reliant after that.

And by that time the silly roe deer will be healthy again, and people will not be so stupid anymore and can work.

If he goes hunting, he will definitely return with a full load.

The meat is solved.

He looked at the land in front of the door and thought about letting the silly roe deer farm.

He only knows how to grow potatoes.

Otherwise, let the silly roe deer take him to the Revolutionary Committee to be self-reliant. There is a lot of money and bills, and there are many bad people there. He won't feel guilty about stealing, and he can also be brave and do good deeds to eliminate harm for the people.

Then he went to the black market to buy things, and finally put them in the space, and was carried back by the stupid roe deer.

This is the fastest way, because although he won't fall flat on the ground, he is also afraid of not running fast enough and being held back.

No matter what, he is almost the same as the black gold ancient sword, so the silly roe deer can definitely get it.

Shen Liubai looked at the little squirrel and the bird and felt a lot more relaxed. It was about to storm outside, so he had to be careful with his words and actions. If he didn't pretend to be deaf and dumb, he would be in trouble with his broken mouth.

Old Li is still the best, he has protected him for several years.

"The pheasants, rabbits, and wild boars in the mountains are all up to you, silly roe deer. Catch and kill them later, and I'll cook them for you."

There were also wild vegetables, some of which he recognized.

Along the way, Zhang Qilin followed Shen Liubai, eating the peach cakes quietly, and showed a look of regret when the crumbs fell off.

Sweet and delicious.

But when he heard about eating meat, he nodded immediately.

He seems to be able to do this.

"I'm a rice jar, not a stupid roe deer."

I always feel like he is scolding me.

Shen Liubai was silent for a while and told him what happened in Siguniang Mountain.

He said he was not stupid, because he felt that his clear eyesight among college students was not as good as his.

After hearing this, Zhang Qilin felt that Fan Tong was slandering him.

"I'm not stupid."

"How could I possibly lead people to dig up my own ancestral graves?"

Shen Liubai: . . . .

"Yes, that must be an illusion."

Silly roe deer who is deceiving himself. He just finished his meal and took a walk. It’s enough for him to go back to sleep.

"Let's go back to bed."

Now I can sleep until tomorrow morning.

Anyway, there is no electricity here, only moonlight.

The sun is setting and there is no electricity.

Candles cannot be wasted.

After washing up, Shen Liubai fell asleep in seconds.

Zhang Qilin was lying on the bed, and that fool was definitely not him.

Looking at the moonlight, I fell asleep.

With Shen Liubai's feeding, a month later, Zhang Qilin had become a mountain boss, hunting everywhere. He caught whatever he wanted to eat and was very happy.

All the small animals liked to be close to Zhang Qilin, so he picked the ones with the best meat and the roundest shape, broke their necks and took them home to let Shen Liubai cook them.

Shen Liubai: . . . .

The animals' sincerity was misplaced, and even so, one can often see small animals surrounding the silly roe deer, and it's unclear who is more stupid.

Braised rabbit is the most delicious, after all, there are many rabbits in the mountains.

Zhang Qilin felt that this might be the happiest day of his life. His mind was empty and he just ate, daydreamed, and scratched.

Shen Liubai liked it even more, because Zhang Qilin could catch rabbits, kill wild boars and chickens. If it were him, he might muster up the courage, close his eyes and chop them off, and in the end the chicken would run all over the valley with blood, and he would have to catch it only after it ran itself to death, and it would never dare to move again.

The silly roe deer is good at knife skills and can remove the hair, skin and cut into pieces. All he has to do is cook.

It turns out that life in the mountains still needs silly roe deer.

Without him, Shen Liubai, this glutton, would be nothing but a bucket without rice.

He was tired of eating potatoes, but unfortunately, potatoes were the only ones that were easy to grow and would grow on their own.

But the silly roe deer likes potatoes very much.

Life is peaceful here.

There was no one to take the blame for the Siguniang Mountain incident. All those who were slow in running were dealt with, and in the end it was unclear what had happened.

Anyway, from then on, the name Jiumen no longer existed.

They suffered a severe blow.

Political enemies are not limited by time.

Besides, the Nine Gates have never done anything good, so how can it not be considered as eliminating harm for the people? This is pure feudal superstition, and besides, none of them are clean.

However, Shen Liubai didn't know that in the following years when he went down the mountain, he would still find that someone was secretly looking for the silly roe deer.

Therefore, the name of the silly roe deer can no longer be used.

His name is Shen Liubai, and the silly roe deer is called Shen Anan.