Tomb Raider: The Adventures of a Dumb Man

Every time Da Kui watched A Kun eat dumplings, he felt like the family's food bucket had gone out and turned into a rice bowl.

One tank is better than another.

One person can finish making 50 dumplings, not to mention the noodles, vegetables and meat.

Then the little belly didn’t grow at all.

Even the black bear has never eaten A Kun.

He might be better at eating roasted lamb and mutton. This guy is as unreserved as Kun, as if he has another stomach.

Da Kui can only eat 15 of them, and he can't eat any more vegetables.

Only because his family was well-off could they afford it, he bought boxes of canned yellow peaches and killed a chicken every day, either stewing the chicken with mushrooms or making boiled chicken.

There is also a barbecue oven in the yard, which is specially used for roasting lamb or duck.

There is also a big iron pot in which the goose is stewed.

As expected, everyone has their own areas of expertise, for example, everyone likes to eat different things.

The beef jerky that Hei Xia Zi often eats is the one that he specifies must be hand-made from a certain grassland, not made by machine.

Da Kui: . . . .

What can I do? I have to buy it. My palms and backs are all made of flesh.

It's a bit expensive, but it tastes really good, at least it's good for your teeth.

Ah Kun often chews and daydreams.

Delicious, eat more.

The beef jerky was in the blind man's room, and A Kun often went there to get it. Hei Xiazi also often went to the mute's room to get canned yellow peaches to eat.

The two guys were beyond help.

From time to time they would fight in the yard and then clean up the battlefield.

Fortunately, the chickens and sheep are raised next door, otherwise they would be frightened and not tasty.

The two children were also filial and left a box for him in the living room as well, without competing with their old father for it.

Because Da Kui often makes meatballs, when he got the walnuts, he couldn't help but start rubbing them, and then his face turned black and he started smashing the walnuts.

To reward himself, he made a lot of milk tea, jasmine flavor, mango flavor, strawberry flavor. In short, he put whatever flowers and fruits were available in the season.

This stuff is sweet. Black Blind and the Dumb also like to drink it. They have even come up with some weird flavors themselves.

For example, Hei Xia Zi’s green pepper milk tea, I suddenly feel that coriander milk tea is also very delicious.

A Kun made banana milk tea and apple milk tea, which looked much more normal in comparison.

Zhang Qilin: Blind man, I win.

Black Bear: ... Dumb, you are boring (～￣▽￣)→))*￣▽￣*)o.

The mute drinks milk tea without making a sound and finishes five cups in one gulp.

Da Kui: . . .

Black Bear: ...

Drink it every day, not afraid of being killed by the sweetness, all the sugar in the house has been made by the mute.

No one gets sick every day these days, except for the people in Bureau 749. The opponents they face are not human. The humans they face are all mutants, so getting injured has become commonplace.

With Da Kui, taking medicine is like eating candy.

At least the casualty rate is lower, and Da Kui is still very useful.

As New Year gifts, people from the 749 Bureau also gave him a bunch of things they thought were useful.

Anyway, Hei Xia Zi and Zhang Qilin, who are both picky, think it's very fun.

After seeing certain things, Hei Xia Zi also felt that he and the mute were just ordinary people.

It's good to be alive.

If the sky falls, a tall person will be needed to hold it up, but he is not tall enough, so there is no point in doing that.

The crunchy lard residue is particularly fragrant and can be eaten as a snack or mixed with rice.

Black bear is eaten with salt, big kui is eaten with sugar, and dumb people eat both salt and sugar.

All three were silent.

This way of eating is absolutely amazing.

Zhang Qilin ate with an expressionless face, not feeling sick of the food at all. He even showed off several bowls of rice, creating a different atmosphere.

The kind that doesn't care about other people's lives.

Wu Sansheng couldn't run away this time, so he kept silent when he took Wuxie to the tomb.

There is nothing else except the mechanisms, bloody corpses, and dead bodies.

It's simply a life-threatening meal.

The kind that has no money yet.

The people he had won over before ran away after visiting the tomb once.

Even Wuxie was frightened. It was the first time he saw so many dead bodies. It was quite exciting. He didn’t see anything but dead bodies. There was no fantasy adventure, but he did see the evil of human nature.

I got a fever as soon as I got home.

Wu Sansheng was not giving up. When he went to the underwater tomb again, he knocked out the resisting Wuxie and took him away.

Wuxie: . . . .

It really is like calling the police.

This time, the people who went were trained by the Wu family. After all, most of the people who followed Wu Sanxing last time died. Who would dare to go with him?

They all said that Wu Sanxing was no good and his vision was not good enough. The tombs he could find were all emptied and dangerous.

This time, the underwater tomb is even more terrifying than the Seven Star Palace of King Lu.

The forbidden woman and the sea monkey caused even more deaths.

When they came out, Wu Sanxing and Wuxie were both in the hospital. Pan Zi was the most seriously injured and almost died.

Wuxie resisted even more, and when he felt better he called the police like crazy.

He was devastated. He had not recovered from the last shock, and this time it was even more severe. The people who died were all people he knew, and he could not bear it.

In order to prevent Uncle San from harming others, it is better for him to be locked up.

When the police received the alarm message, they thought it was fake. When they checked, they found that the people who had followed them out had not returned.

And Wuxie likes to take pictures with his camera, so there is evidence.

Wu Sanxing was arrested.

The policeman also found that Wuxie was seriously injured and called a doctor to check him out.

The doctor nodded. How could ordinary people have ever seen dead people, let alone die in front of him? He hadn't even recovered from the shock yet, and he saw so many people die again. It would be strange if he wasn't irritated.

The doctor told the police his opinion, that Wuxie had been traumatized so much that he might be in a bad mental state. If what he said was true, he might not be that sad about the death of a stranger, he would just be scared. But the death of someone who was close to him and took care of him when he grew up was absolutely a shock.

The second thrill was even more terrifying than the first.

In fact, Wu Sansheng and his men had gone crazy a long time ago. For the sake of their own plans, they would even drag their own nephews into the water. Once things did not develop according to his requirements, he would show his fangs.

All love is conditional.

When Wu Erbai came, Wuxie was resistant, and finally Xie Yuchen took him back to Beijing.

Seeing his childhood friend's nervous look, Xie Yuchen was speechless and just accompanied him patiently.

Wuxie told Xie Yuchen everything he had experienced, and Xie Yuchen immediately noticed something wrong.

"Wu Xie, you..."

"I know, I know they were all lying to me. When I didn't want to, the look in Third Uncle's eyes gave me chills!!!"

Originally, this incident was nothing serious, but since it involved non-humans, it would naturally be reported to Bureau 749.

Because of Da Kui, the director also knew about Zhang Qilin's affairs.

I didn't expect that so much time has passed and the little guy hasn't been dealt with. Didn't I say I would give him the chance to play with him?

This is an opportunity to practice. This kind of mentality is indeed not suitable for their 749th game.

Being a temporary worker is just taking advantage of Da Kui, so never mind, he will help them with it, so that Da Kui can focus on making pills.

Da Kui: . . . . .