Tomb Raider: The Adventures of a Dumb Man

"A-kun!"

"Black blind man!"

"Shut up, that's Chinese New Year food, if you eat it all, what are you going to eat for Chinese New Year!!!"

Da Kui was going crazy. He was happy that his child was back, but could you please not be so naughty during the New Year? There was nothing wrong with eating, but the light was dazzling. What were you doing?

It’s okay to not eat outside. After thinking about it, he put his hand down again. At worst, he could just make it again. Fortunately, he had plenty of food.

"Both of you, come here and chop the stuffing!!!"

All his pig skin jelly was gone. It was covered with gauze, but when he opened it, it was all gone.

And the meatballs and vegetable meatballs, luckily they were cooked well-done, otherwise they would definitely get diarrhea after eating them. These two people were not particular at all.

He is still making faces now.

"Be careful with your new clothes. Don't blame me for beating you if they get dirty. Put on your aprons. It's New Year's Day. Behave yourself and don't force me to beat you."

Da Kui himself was wearing an apron. He had just changed into new clothes and was about to work again.

Zhang Qilin and Hei Xia Zi looked at each other, breathed a sigh of relief, and didn't seem very angry. The two of them quietly clapped their hands.

( ?? w ?? )y, it's okay, it's okay!!!

"You drank all those drinks."

The blind man asked the mute quietly.

He had already finished drinking the wine in his own room.

"I didn't drink the top layer."

Zhang Qilin looked at the blind man proudly. If a blind man can't even pretend, then he can't do it.

Hei Xia Zi was thinking "Fuck it" in his heart and lowered his voice, "I'll go buy some quietly, you help cover for me."

Zhang Qilin nodded and said, "Buy more to replenish the things in my room."

It’s nice that the top row can be drunk too.

“Buy peanuts and melon seeds.”

He ate it all.

"And candy and fruit."

The black bear pointed at the mute and trembled, and said, "You are talking about me? You eat more than me."

Besides, things for the New Year are so expensive, especially in these few days.

Hei Xia Zi drove his Wuling Hongguang to buy things with a painful feeling.

What a waste of money.

When he heard the sound of a car in the yard, Da Kui didn't even raise his head. He was really worried that he would be mad at the naughty kid at home.

Just know to buy them. If the children from the village come to your house during the New Year and there are no snacks, they will really cry.

Fortunately, he didn't put out all the food.

He was certain that if he was released, he would be gone.

The food in their room made my eyes go dark when I thought about it. There was half of the room full of food. How did they eat it?

Da Kui looked A Kun up and down. He wasn't fat, so where had he eaten?

Zhang Qilin's whole body froze. Has he been discovered? It doesn't matter. Just say that it was eaten by a blind man. Blind men have no moral integrity anyway.

When Da Kui looked away, Zhang Qilin was relieved, it wasn't me.

When the blind man came back, he saw that the mute had a strange expression on his face. What was the reason for this expression? Did he do something bad that he wanted the blind man to take the blame?

When he secretly put away all his things and saw that there was only a bed and a road in the room, Hei Xia Zi laughed.

Da Kui scolded them for eating too much without even looking at how much he had prepared.

But when I looked at the mute's room, I saw that he could even sell cardboard boxes. How much must he have eaten?

Hei Xia Zi was busy changing the numbers and putting the cardboard boxes in the utility room in the next yard. This was money and could not be thrown away.

"Ah Kun, blind man, hang up all the red lanterns in the corridor and turn on the lights.

Paste the Spring Festival couplets and window decorations properly, don’t make them crooked.”

Look at the food in the living room. These are the things children give as New Year’s greetings.

The red envelopes have also been prepared. Last year, the only thing missing was Blind Man and A Kun, so Da Kui felt that it wasn’t that lively.

This year the taste is just right, and he feels relieved that the habit of stealing food is the same.

The baby didn't learn bad things.

When the firecrackers sounded, the whole village was filled with crackling sounds, and that was the smell of fireworks filling the sky.

Da Kui stood on the third floor and watched Hei Xia Zi and A Kun running around amid the sound of firecrackers. Behind them were the children who were eager to try but were grabbed by the neck of fate by their parents. He held it in for a long time but couldn't curse, as it was New Year's Day.

Let’s talk about it after the Chinese New Year.

Hahaha, these two guys moved flexibly amid the envious gazes of the children and the sound of firecrackers, and won the admiration and cheers of the children.

Even some adults couldn't help but want to join in, but if their new clothes were damaged, they would definitely suffer the consequences when they returned home.

After thinking about it, he took his step back.

The lively atmosphere is rich in red.

Everyone stayed up all night to celebrate the New Year.

After 12 o'clock, Da Kui wanted to send the two back to sleep, but they refused to go, so the three of them just watched the brilliant fireworks.

Hei Xia Zi lit fireworks all night long. They each took one side, with A Kun lighting one on the left and the blind man lighting one on the right. There were also beautiful fireworks and cannons. There are many styles of fireworks recently.

Da Kui bought a lot.

The two older kids had a lot of fun.

Many people did not sleep that night.

It’s New Year’s Day, who’s sleeping?

Da Kui gave A Kun and the blind man a red envelope each, "May you be safe and happy every year."

The two gave Da Kui a big hug.

Da Kui pushed them away and went to sleep for a while, but he wouldn't be able to fall asleep later.

I can't take it anymore.

It is true that when you have children at home, you may not grow old at heart.

These two big babies are so tired.

Fortunately, the clothes were not damaged, otherwise I would have been beaten after the New Year.

Sure enough, it wasn’t long after waking up.

A group of children have come to wish a happy new year.

"Happy New Year, Doctor!"

"Happy New Year! Happy New Year, Doctor!"

"Congratulations on your prosperity! Give me the red envelope, doctor!"

"Doctor, live a long life!"

"Doctor, be happy! No injections!"

. . . . . . .

Da Kui smiled widely and said, "Okay, okay, all is good." He handed out red envelopes one by one, touched their heads, and put a bunch of snacks in their bags. The children happily went to the next house to pay New Year's greetings.

The black-blind man looked a little embarrassed. He and the mute were holding the sacks that Da Kuisai had put in their hands.

"Hurry up and follow us to wish us a happy new year. Don't be afraid of crowds. Go and have fun. Hurry up. I can't keep up."

Da Kui pushed them.

Zhang Qilin's eyes were filled with eagerness to try. It was only once a year and it was not like he had not done it before. The blind man's shyness would only last until now.

"Blind, go."

Behind the group of children were two tall and long-legged adults. They were used to it, as the rule in the village was that unmarried people were all children.

Finally, a few college students breathed a sigh of relief. With the arrival of people taller than them, they were no longer conspicuous.

They didn't come back until the evening, and their sacks were full.

The two of them were opening red envelopes and counting money in the yard.

"5 yuan, 10 yuan, 15 yuan, 50 yuan, you dumb, look, it's 50 yuan!!!"

The blind man was about to shove the money into the dumb man's face when A Kun took out a hundred-dollar bill and waved it in front of the blind man.

"One hundred, dumb, where did you get the one hundred, who did it, oh, it must have been you who stuffed it in."

Zhang Qilin rolled his eyes. A blind man would just lie with his eyes open when he can’t win.

"Aunt Hong gave it to me."

"Impossible, why do you have more than me?"

"Because I'm good!"

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Black Bear: . . . . .

Da Kui is sending Happy New Year messages to Bureau 749 and Gou Da Hu. These two are wealthy families with lots of money.

The three of them fell asleep in the yard amid the sporadic sounds of firecrackers outside. Under the backdrop of the red lights, paying New Year's greetings was very tiring.