Tomb Raider: The Adventures of a Dumb Man

The water and soil in the north nourish people. People will sympathize with the patriarch who goes down the mountain.

You are as thin as a bamboo pole, kid. Does your family not give you food?

As for the round face, they said they didn't notice it even though she was so thin.

Is this round?

This made the clan leader feel that he was very thin and could eat more.

So the patriarch who went down the mountain to exchange for some supplies came back and ate two more bowls of rice.

Zhang Jingjing: . . . . .

What’s going on? The patriarch took the wrong medicine.

In the past, I always said one thing and meant another when I asked him to eat more. It was eye-irritating to see you refusing. But you put the bowl down and refilled your meal yourself. You are really smart.

There is nothing left after eating.

Zhang Qilin: . . . . .

You didn't say anything, but I knew you were scolding me.

Zhang Jingzhi laughed and said, Wow, the patriarch is getting smarter and smarter.

Everyone understood what he meant, and everyone was celebrating.

The patriarch is really becoming more and more successful.

As the years passed, the world below the mountain began to change.

By the time the two of them came out, reform and opening up had already begun.

They applied for an identity card using the identity of an illegal resident. No, it was the clan leader who was an illegal resident.

Zhang Jingzhi is not like that. He spoke eloquently in the police station. The child's father and mother had died, so he came to him for help. He never had an identity card. The poor kid was living as a savage in the mountains.

I have never seen the outside world.

The policeman looked at the man with round face, ruddy complexion, and height of about 1.8 meters, and thought he was a noble man from the mountains. He was very suspicious, but when he looked at the clear eyes, he was sure that he was a wild man.

No matter how clear the eyes of the people living at the foot of the mountain are, they are not like this. At first glance, they look completely unpolluted, and give people a feeling that they are easily deceived.

It must be because there are so few people I come into contact with.

"Young man, listen to your brother and don't be fooled by outsiders. If you have any problems, go to the police."

The police uncle has a son who is about the same age, an 18-year-old boy. He had only seen such eyes when he was a child, before he was 3 years old, and he couldn't help but give a few more instructions.

Zhang Qilin: . . . . .

No, it’s Zhang Xiaoguan on the ID card.

Zhang Jingzhi was very happy because he had been given the identity of the clan leader's cousin.

Fresh household registration books and ID cards came out.

One day, the clan leader will call him brother.

Zhang Qilin: ……

In other words, the Zhang family has fallen into decline, and all kinds of Zhang family members have emerged, which is a misfortune for the family.

There is no pursuit at all.

Finally, they traveled all the way, went to Beijing, ate Peking duck, visited the Forbidden City, climbed the Great Wall, ate copper furnace hotpot, watched the flag-raising ceremony, saw the great leader, and took a photo with the leader.

Zhang Qilin looked at Zhang Jingjing who was frantically directing him to take pictures, and then looked at his hand gestures. He looked like a tree branch and had no idea what his hobby was.

He also pulled him to take a photo. Looking at the big white teeth beside him, he suddenly felt that being blind was not bad either.

Although both guys are a bit lacking.

At least his money was not seen, but the scenery kept him well.

It’s different for the blind man. The money is his, the credit is his, and he should be grateful to the blind man. Although with his money, he can easily support several people.

After thinking about it, the scenery is still better.

At least you don't have to spend money when you go out, it's the scenery that pays for it.

Maybe people can't stand being nagged.

Speaking of the blind man, he saw a blind man on the street.

This ostentatious fellow seems to have become even poorer, and no one knows where he has been staying for the past decade or so.

He looked almost like a spirit.

Although the blind man always said that he was a Mongolian prince, a descendant of the Eight Banners, and was very rich, every time he saw him he felt that he was obviously poor.

The blind man didn't know what he was doing. Was he showing off his wealth? No, he was losing his wealth.

He definitely made a lot of money, but I don't know where he spent it.

Could it be that he dug a cave and hid there? Grandet was indeed a smart man, as he had seen how stingy blind men were.

He had seen this in a black-and-white movie. When the villagers at the foot of the mountain had an open-air movie, he and the scenery would sneak down the mountain and watch it on a tree.

Anyway, it's pitch dark, who knows who is who.

He can also sing songs about Tunnel Warfare.

The hole they dug wasn't as neat as his, but it was also very interesting.

He hollowed out the mountain behind him, making it so winding and winding that the scenery could not find him.

Zhang Jingjing: . . . . . .

Yes, their chief is like a big baby after letting himself go, and he often goes down the mountain to learn advanced knowledge.

Sometimes, it is so advanced that the scenery can’t keep up with his words.

He was like a wild horse that had broken free from its reins.

Jingjing felt that if Bai Ma’s mother woke up, she would definitely make him shut up.

Jingzhi eavesdropped on the conversation between the patriarch and Bai Ma's mother. He told them everything they did, heard, ate, drank, and used every day. He even told them everything Jingzhi said to him.

My god, the patriarch is a chatterbox.

I started pretending in front of him, probably because I still have the image of an idol.

It's just a pity for Bai Ma's mother. It would be fine if she was reincarnated. If not, she would be annoyed to death by her stupid child in the underworld. She has so many questions like a hundred thousand whys.

Zhang Jingzhi felt that no matter how much maternal love she had, she might not be able to bear it.

If Bai Ma’s mother was a vegetative state, she would have definitely been awakened, which would have been a medical miracle.

The patriarch also likes to carry my mother out to bask in the sun and the moon. If it were an animal, it would probably have become a spirit.

Fortunately, they chose to live in the mountains and no one saw them. Otherwise, they would have been scared to death in broad daylight and also in the middle of night.

A heart-strengthening activity.

Anyway, sometimes Zhang Jingjing woke up in the middle of the night and saw the coffin in the yard outside the window, and he felt terrible.

Although you are beautiful, you are scary.

It's okay during the day, I know you are human.

The night was too challenging.

So Jingjing sometimes felt that the patriarch was trying to scare him on purpose. Which unfilial son would scare people with his mother's coffin? Only a childish guy like the patriarch would do that.

As long as his mother is around, the patriarch is a naughty child.

He is a very naughty kid, so if you want to live in the city, it is best to live in the suburbs, where the houses are big, there are fewer people, and there are mountains for the tribe to play in.

Because the patriarch wants to show off his mother.

Others post photos, showing their happiness, family, and friends, and the clan leader posts photos of his mother.

It’s really sunny.

She is also a real mother.

What can Zhang Jingzhi do? Of course he supports it. It’s not a big deal.

After a few days of visits and on-site inspections, we found a large farm on the outskirts of Kyoto that was for sale along with the manor and the back mountain.

It was bought by Zhang Jingjing, who modified, refurbished, repainted it, and made it ventilated enough for occupancy.

Anyway, the late night hotel with a view is carried with you, so you can live in it first and then move in.

The estate is large, and the hotel can be placed anywhere.

While Zhang Jingjing was busy, his clan leader had been having frequent contact with a big black rat.

So it wasn't surprising to see one more person when they checked in.

The only person who could be brought back by the clan leader is this black guy. He doesn't look like a good person and his ID card would be checked.

Zhang Jingzhi didn't want to scare others.

The entire farm is surrounded by a high wall, 3 meters high and half a meter thick, the kind that no one can get in without opening the door.