Tomb Raider: The Adventures of a Dumb Man

When Zhang Qilin turned over in the morning, he was awakened by the chirping of the little yellow chicken.

Oh, press down the little yellow chickens that can scream and place them one by one.

He washed up and went downstairs.

I hadn't even had breakfast yet when I heard Zhang Jingjing talking.

"Recently, everyone out there is looking for Zhang Qilin, so please don't put your big head forward."

"You're not very smart."

Zhang Qilin was so angry that he rolled his eyes and said through gritted teeth.

"I'm not stupid, and I wouldn't."

It's such an obvious trap, but I can't see it.

That Zhang Qishan guy looks like he has bad intentions.

He must be a traitor of the Zhang family. There are many traitors in the Zhang family.

He searched all over the country for me. I could tell at first glance that he was not a good person. Would I be so stupid as to fall into their trap?

He felt that Zhang Jingzhi should improve his brain.

So Zhang Qilin pushed the tofu pudding to Zhang Jingjing.

"drink."

Drink more to nourish your brain.

He refuses sweet tofu brain, he prefers salty tofu brain, that's why he is smarter than Zhang Jingzhi.

Zhang Jingzhi did not refuse. The clan leader was really considerate and even opened his heart to his wet nurse.

He always eats a lot and doesn't need any persuasion.

Look at the ten baskets of soup dumplings, soy milk and fried dough sticks, mixed noodles, steamed dumplings, and glutinous rice next to him.

Can't eat it!!!

How could I not be able to eat it?

The hungry people out there will beat you to death.

Zhang Qilin closed his eyes and started to eat. He was used to it. He would not be used to eating less.

That is, the hole for stealing has to be dug bigger.

It doesn't matter, he is fast and has good stamina, so it's no problem.

As for goalkeeping, he already has a new approach.

Zhang Jingzhi finally made a good suggestion.

Since all the Zhang family members have to guard the gate, it must be a Qilin from the same family, and it must be the clan leader.

Isn't this already available?

There are many ancient buildings of the Zhang family, all of them are clan leaders, all are Qilin, and all are standing on the ceiling.

You can finally tell whether it meets the requirements.

Except for the dead, all meet the requirements, right?

That should be fine then.

So Zhang Ruitong had not lived in his new coffin for long before it was taken away, and they went to the vast snow-capped mountains together.

When Zhang Qilin brought the coffin in, he knew that Zhang Jingjing's wild imagination had actually paid off.

His mind stopped beeping and he couldn't understand.

This way he doesn't have to go in and guard the door. Oh yeah, whoever wants to go can go.

ultimate:.....

All the Zhang family leaders through the generations, tremble in fear!

Zhang Ruitong: .

Damn it, I can’t stay in this Zhang family anymore. Even if I die, I will be dragged out to guard the gate.

Successive clan leaders: . . . . .

Unlucky family, unworthy descendants, your uncle is a scumbag!!!

Zhang Jingjing: ... What? I didn’t hear you. Speak louder. Oh, you are cheating your ancestors. This is a good habit. When there is something wrong, the ancestors will take care of it. When there is nothing wrong, burn gold ingots for them. If you receive money, you should always work.

We are all cultured people and very particular.

Long-distance running with family all over the country has its benefits. The hotel has its own unlimited freezers and refrigerators, so Zhang Jingjing can fill them with food, but it is never enough.

This food is absolutely local and very fresh.

Absolutely authentic stuff.

outside.

"Has the patriarch been found?"

"There is no sign of the clan leader, Lord Buddha."

Zhang Rishan answered truthfully that there were quite a few fakes, some of which were ordinary Qilin and Qiongqi.

None of them are the people that the Buddha is looking for.

Ordinary people with the same name and surname are useless.

Zhang Qishan looked at the document and felt a little regretful for his selfishness, but it was a pity that he was in a difficult situation now.

Even if there is none, there must be someone to attract their attention. The patriarch is the most suitable candidate, so that the adjutant can be kept.

He would rather everyone died and his adjutant lived.

Let’s not worry about the ups and downs outside. Zhang Jingjing took the tribe leader to Vietnam.

what.

When buying food, he remembered that the country was short of food.

Buy more.

Zhang Qilin: ……

Buying more means emptying someone else's warehouse and leaving only one sweet potato.

You are so generous. You could have robbed me, but you actually gave me a sweet potato.

You are quite a nice person.

He didn't understand, but Zhang Jingzhi was always right, and it must be the Vietnamese who were wrong.

Zhang Jingzhi is ruthless to ungrateful people. He lets you stab our motherland in the back, lets you be disloyal, lets you repay kindness with enmity. So what's wrong with taking some food from you? He even thinks he is very kind.

Since we are here in Vietnam, we have to visit Myanmar and Cambodia as well. Now that we are here, we can’t go back empty-handed. That would be so embarrassing.

I must bring some local specialties home.

It would be so embarrassing for anyone to go home empty-handed.

As a result, every household in food-scarce villages across the country now had a lot more food. At this time, who would complain about having too much food? Everyone was helping to hide it.

Even this was not enough for Zhang Jingjing. He wished he could fly to the other side of the ocean and empty out all the granaries in America and Europe.

What a pity...

It’s too far away, we’re unfamiliar with the place, and they’re too obvious.

Even a large amount of supplies appeared out of nowhere in the desert. Those scientists were crazy. This is unscientific.

The National Special Management Bureau was established ahead of schedule.

The last incomplete duo left and went to live in the mountains of Northeast China.

This place is rich in resources, isolated from the world and has fresh air.

The tribe leader’s bear hunting skills are getting better and better, and he also has wolf skins. But there is no other way, because there is a dummy named Zhang Jingjing who is not resistant to cold and needs to hibernate.

Even though the hotel has air conditioning, we still have to go out.

During the years when the clan leader Mee came out, Zhang Jingjing was the frozen kid who never left the Zhang family's fields.

If you can stay still, then don't move. There is plenty of firewood and the kang is very comfortable.

He felt that he could build a house by hand because of his experience.

It’s better to make bear paws for the tribe leader at this time, but he can’t eat them in the future.

This thing is really hard to burn.

The taste is okay too.

Wolf meat doesn't taste good.

In the end, it was the clan leader who was so brave that he managed to raise the pheasant into a domestic chicken in the cave.

In order to eat chicken, the clan leader also tried his best.

Zhang·Raising Chickens·Qilin·Master: . . . . .

All the chickens in this mountain belong to him.

Zhang Jingzhi vomited the first time he cooked chicken. Really, the clan leader would eat chicken for every meal if conditions allowed and he never got tired of it. He is a talented person.

Admire the scenery!!!

Zhang Qilin touched his nose a little embarrassedly. Well, he just liked eating chicken, so what? It wasn’t an excessive request.

He raises all the chickens himself and takes very good care of them.

He would kill the chicken, pluck its feathers, and cut it into pieces.

He can also roast a chicken, he’s great.

Zhang Jingjing: . . . .

Yes, yes, yes, yes, the grown-up baby in my family is the best, and is a gold medal player in PUBG. The throne of the No. 1 in PUBG should be given to you, and no one else can sit on it.

I felt a little nervous, but my movements started burning without hesitation.

It was also the first time that Zhang Jingzhi developed a hundred ways to cook chicken. Of course, the clan leader was not tired of it and he even ordered dishes.

So Zhang Jingjing asked the tribe leader to kill Yang Miemie for him so that he could make a mutton hotpot.

Patriarch: .

The chef is the boss!!!!