Tomb Raider: The Adventures of a Dumb Man

In such a manor and castle with German imprints everywhere, I didn’t expect that he and the mute could still live here.

At the beginning, Hei Xia Zi fell in love with the dumb at first sight.

The mute at that time was immature, cold and indifferent.

That night he described his features over and over again in his dreams, and the next day he appeared beside him unconsciously. The feeling of his heartbeat was deafening every time.

He thought he must not have left a good impression on the mute, like a stalker.

It must be true love that the mute didn't beat him to death.

He was like a mouse in the dark, drawing his portrait again and again. He wanted to give it to him, but was afraid of disturbing him and making him unhappy.

The things and people that Hei Xia Zi values ​​will be loyal to him until death.

Likewise, if someone explicitly rejects him, he won’t pester them, he will just keep following them! ! ! !

Fortunately, fortunately, he had an agreement with the mute, and the mute finally remembered him for once!

He said, how could a mute not recognize such an outstanding person as the blind man!

Zhang Qilin wanted to return the product, but when he saw the blind man who looked like a husky, he gave up the idea because he thought it would destroy his house.

Since coming to Sumu's manor, Zhang Qilin and Hei Xiazi both felt that they were normal people. The magical world is indeed magical.

There are too many abnormal people and things here.

There are mysophobic and sharp-tongued house elves, portraits that move and talk, noble lords with accents, grass that runs on its own, unicorns, and even the candies taste weird and move.

So what are those people in the country doing? Hei Xia Zi suspects that there are many powerful people in the country who are just cultivating themselves somewhere!

After all, wild flowers can’t smell as good as domestic flowers!

Just the Chinese mythology, scare you to death, hehe!!!

This bunch of Chinese and foreigners have been making a fuss for a long time, and in the end you said that there are non-humans in every country, and there is a country that is even right next to you.

"Dumb, the ultimate doesn't seem to be a big deal. The bronze door won't be just a little monster."

Zhang Qilin: . . . . .

He pulled at his cape. The hood was huge and he liked it.

Hei Xiazi put his arm around the mute's waist and squeezed in, as there was one important question he hadn't asked.

"Dumb, you're not going to guard the door anymore, are you?"

Zhang Qilin shook his head, "Not at the moment, I have a few decades of peace and stability."

Fortunately, the blind man thought he would be a widower, and he and the mute were getting along well, so they didn't want to live apart and have a love relationship where you are inside the door and I am outside.

That's not love, that's jail.

You can visit a prisoner in prison, but if a mute goes in, he won’t be able to see the other person.

"Why not this time? You found a way, dumb."

Hei Xiazi was excited. As long as there was a way, everything would be fine as long as he was not mute.

"Oh, dear young master who loves to vomit, it's time for you to take your medicine." The words of the house elf Duo Succulent flashed around him, and Zhang Qilin pushed Hei Xia Zi away.

Black Blind Man: ...

That strange green, steaming medicine that smells like stinky socks, are you sure it is an antidote and not poison? Hei Xiazi wants to run away.

No wonder witches were killed in the Middle Ages. This drug tastes really toxic! Extremely toxic!

Zhang Qilin held the blind man's waist to let him relieve the force, then pried open his mouth, took the bowl of the fleshy elf, and poured it directly into the blind man. When the blind man wanted to vomit, he pinched his throat and pushed the liquid down.

Now, Hei Xiazi felt that his soul was about to ascend to heaven. "Mute, you are so vicious! You want to murder your husband!"

If he had known that this was the way to treat eye disease, he would have rather not treated it. The smell was too disgusting. He felt that it was snot, and in fact, he was right. The smell in it was snot.

Su Mu found it funny. This black bear was completely controlled by his brother. He always had the upper hand, but in fact he was at a disadvantage.

The problem could have been solved in one go, and the nausea would only occur once, but at Zhang Qilin's suggestion, Hei Xia Zi drank it for a month.

Fortunately, today is the last bowl.

But every time after drinking, the black bear is very well behaved.

Zhang Qilin likes the quiet black bear very much, he is very cute.

Hei Xia Zi: ...Dumb, you are such a vicious husband!

However, it would be better for Su Mu to do it himself than to expect Zhang Qilin to explain, otherwise he would feel uncomfortable just watching.

"Didn't the Nine Gates make an agreement with my brother back then? We sent them all in."

Hei Xiazi was very excited. This melon is good! His eyes were shining.

“Are they doing this voluntarily?”

"We've all gone in, so how can it not be considered voluntary?"

The two of them smiled in tacit understanding, neither of them was a good person.

Zhang Qilin looked at Duoduo.

Understand more.

"The eldest and the youngest are kissing and hugging each other, but the master is still a bachelor, with no male or female friends. How lame!"

Su Mu's hands were shaking a little, he looked at Duoduo in disbelief. Zhang Qilin spat out a mouthful of tea, that's not what he meant!

Hei Xiazi laughed so hard that he even crawled under the table.

Seeing that everyone was so happy, Duoduo also looked at Duorou like the young master, and Duorou understood.

"Next year, both the eldest and the youngest will have children, but the master will still be a bachelor!"

Sumu:......

Zhang Qilin: …

Black Blind Man: ...

Now that the succulent has become powerful, everyone has been silenced.

The topic was left unresolved. Su Mu realized belatedly that it was no wonder that the nobles only gave orders to the house-elves but never had any conversations with them.

It seems like the house-elf's speech was indiscriminate and aggressive. If he wasn't capable, he would have been killed long ago!

He had wronged his colleague!

In faraway Germany, the black bear who ate the royal court food felt it was magical that the good days had returned.

The mute gets up every day to practice swordplay, eat, or spar with the blind man.

Hei Xia Zi: Beating is love, scolding is love, when love is deep, kick with your feet!!!

Only black bears can enjoy such a blessing!

Su Mu's bones ached as he watched. He was considered a capable fighter among the wizards, but he really couldn't beat them without using magic.

I had wanted them to try to learn magic, but these two turned out to be squibs.

When taking them to travel around the world, no one dared to offend these two people. After all, who dared to offend Su Mu!

Who dares to catch the number one villain?

Don't kill!

In Hei Xia Zi's words, Su Mu is a lawless lunatic! But if the lunatic is one of our own, that's another matter.

A few colleagues came to Su Mu and asked him to return their things, and Su Mu smiled awkwardly.

"I'm just keeping it."

In the end, I still got half of the storage fee from my colleagues!

Colleague: ...Who knows! How does it feel to go home and find that there is only a rough house left? If it weren't for the house elves who couldn't take it away, they wouldn't know who did it!

Su Mu: ...What a huge loss! I thought they would never come back!

However, it's a bit strange that Black Bear hasn't been arguing with the house-elf recently. It seems like he has changed his nature, or he's just holding it in. It's very suspicious.

Zhang Qilin was the same as before. Except for the ugly and noisy ones, he touched all the other magical creatures. Don't ask, the answer is that Su Mu has the ability to do so.