Tomb Raider: The Adventures of a Dumb Man

Su Mu always felt like he had forgotten something, but forget it, if he couldn't remember it, he wouldn't think about it anymore.

As they walked out, they both realized that neither of them had introduced themselves to each other.

"Let me formally introduce myself, Su Mu. Blood sensing shows that our grandfathers are brothers and we are all grandchildren. We are rich and have free time. We are currently working as wizards in Germany and are living in retirement. We have a castle and a manor."

"wizard."

Zhang Qilin, who was walking in front, felt that the idea was not very imaginative, the kind that ties people to a tree and burns them. It seemed that his ability was not right, and his body was a little slow to react. However, the magic was very practical.

It's just that the potion is very vicious.

"Yes, they are wizards, the kind that can fly. Wizards are the driving force behind this world war in Europe."

Zhang Qilin: … He seems to know all this nonsense. Is it possible to tell me?

"Zhang Qilin, the head of the Zhang family, is rich, the Zhang family. I have no money, I am alone now, and I don't have a house. If the old house is counted, then it also counts, but there is no one in it. I am a lone commander."

Su Mu felt very sympathetic towards him when he heard this.

"The atmosphere here is not right now. Come home with me and I will support you." Su Mu glanced at him and said, "There are many small animals."

Su Mu discovered that this relative, who was actually the older brother but mentally the younger brother, was particularly gentle when looking at small animals, and he knew how to kidnap them.

Although this brain can hold grudges, it is not good to always lose memory. I have to ask the potion master, they are more professional in this.

"Can you bring one more person?"

This was Zhang Qilin’s first request and it had to be met. Su Mu could now also enjoy the pleasure of raising a child.

"Sure, I can afford a hundred of them."

Zhang Qilin said maliciously, "He is still sick."

"It's okay. I have magic and potions."

The future of Hei Xia Zi was sold out by the mute. Anyway, when he drank the potion, the mute held him down and made him swallow it back. He was so disgusted that he couldn't speak and his face turned green. !!!

Dumb, you bad guy! I will fight you.

The black bear was sleeping soundly in the mountains late at night when he heard a voice saying, "Here comes the black bear."

Damn, who is that reckless guy called Blind Man and flying over here? Blind Man will let you experience his marksmanship.

Hei Xia Zi has been hiding in the mountains for a long time. With his appearance, if he is taken out, he will be targeted every day. He might even come to power.

So the blind man who valued his life decided to hide in the mountains for a few years and wait until the wind direction was better.

And there’s no news about that damn mute either. I don’t know where he went. It’s like a blind man’s vault!

When Hei Xiazi found himself flying at high speed, he thought it was hell, a blind man couldn't fly, where was he going, help!!!

He started screaming and crying, and no longer cared about hiding. If he was caught, he would still be alive, but if he was captured by a monster, he would be finished. His innocence, meat, and money would be at stake!

The blind man is still a virgin!

Unfortunately, the wind was so strong that it blew all the air into his mouth. The blind man could only accept his fate and shut up, looking as if he had lost all desire to live.

When the monster fell to the ground with a thud, the blind man shivered with cold. Damn, this monster is a snow girl!!!

She must want to freeze the blind man to death!

After several hours of high-speed flight, the black bear had hallucinations.

"Mute, help! Have you been captured by the monster as well? No wonder the blind man couldn't find you. We are both going to die! Wuuuuuuu"

He gave the dumb boy a bear hug and cried loudly!!!

Zhang Qilin pushed the blind man but couldn't move him. It was so embarrassing. Looking at Su Mu's eyes trying to hold back his laughter, he couldn't help but speak, "Blind man, don't talk. It's so embarrassing!"

"Blind man, there is no monster. I am looking for you."

"Mute, great, it turns out to be you, pay the blind man for his mental damages, you're making a fuss if I don't give you the rice!"

Zhang Qilin could no longer bear it, so he turned the blind man's head and pointed it at Su Mu, "There are others here, don't embarrass yourself, blind man."

Black Blind Man: ...Why didn't you say so earlier! Now the blind man is really quiet.

"Hello, young master. It was all an accident. I am Hei Xia Zi, a serious person."

Look at the clothes and the dark patterns. Even the German nobles don’t wear them as well as he does. He must be a big money man and he wants to leave a good impression.

"Sumu, Zhang Qilin's younger brother, is an ordinary man in Germany who owns a castle. I want to take my brother to live there. Do you want to come with me? This time, my brother wants to take you with him, so I asked you to come. My method is a bit presumptuous, please forgive me."

Having said that, Sumu was not embarrassed at all, he could not wait to miss his high bed and soft pillow!!!

"go with!"

He said this without hesitation. The mute would not treat him unfairly. Looking at the same clothes as the mute, the clothes of the older brother and younger brother are obviously very expensive, while the blind man's are the cheapest.

Even after all this, the mute still wants to take the blind man with him. The blind man is touched and will definitely cheat you less in the future.

"In that case, give me your hand."

The black blind man didn't understand, but obeyed. The mute shook hands, so the blind man wanted one too!

"Apparition!"

Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, Hei Xiazi felt like he was about to vomit, what was going on!!!

It's dizzy and even scarier than a washing machine!!!

As soon as he landed, Hei Xia Zi vomited! Even Zhang Qilin leaned against the pillar with a bad look on his face.

Su Mu was fine, and the house-elves were so happy!

"Oh, my dear master, you are finally back. Do you know how worried Duoduo is about you?"

His previous owner left and never came back, luckily this one didn't die.

"Duoduo, I am not your short-lived former master. These two are honored guests. I will take care of them as my young master."

"Okay, master."

Turning around, Duoduo was furious. "Oh my god, the master brought back two Muggles, and one of them was so rude that he vomited on the carpet that Duosui had cleaned."

Black Blind Man: ...!!! What a disastrous day! He was even laughed at by an ugly thing.

Although it was impolite for him to spit, can he really get close to someone's face?

"Duoduo, right? Hurry up and take the blind man to rest. The blind man is tired and wants to sleep."

Let’s wait until he understands the situation first. I’ll go to bed first today.

"It's so pitiful that the young master is actually blind." Damn, Hei Xia Zi felt that he finally met something even more despicable than him.

Su Mu took Zhang Qilin to the room next to his, introduced the usage of the things, and let him rest.

After taking a shower, Zhang Qilin stared at the moon through the window!

The door opened with a click, and Hei Xiazi came to the mute, all wet. He refused the drying function in the bathroom!

"The dumb and the blind are afraid!"

Zhang Qilin looked at the blind man speechlessly. He was testing him again to see if he remembered his question.

"Blind man, I remember you."

This time I really remember you!

Hei Xiazi laughed in a low voice.

"Dumb, we agreed that as long as you remember the blind man once, the blind man will not let you go."

"Ah."

I know, thank you for your hard work, blind man.