Tomb Raider: The Adventures of a Dumb Man

Zhang Qilin looked at a ball that was approaching from far away.

With a bang, it stopped.

"Hai...Haiyue...Sister, are you okay?"

He was a little uncertain. Sister Haiyue was so jumpy that even if she was not around during training, she would be singled out by the instructor for criticism. She was capable, but she talked too much and did not play by the rules. She was suspected to have a serious brain disease. However, the tribe was very tolerant of patients because they could perform their tasks.

After all, such a crazy female Qilin is still a Qilin.

Cherish it well.

Zhang Haiyue stood up and said, "I'm fine, Xiao Haiguan, no need to talk too much. I stink. Go take a shower first. This is for you."

Zhang Qilin was stuffed with a can of food. He opened it according to the pull ring and found canned yellow peaches inside. His brows relaxed unconsciously.

"Sister Haiyue must have gone to eat at a rich restaurant."

Listening to the sound of water coming from the bathroom, Zhang Qilin felt that the empty Zhang family had come alive.

After eating, Zhang Haiyue came out with wet hair and wiped it vigorously with a towel.

"Finally you're alive, little sea officer. I'll make you something delicious later."

Zhang Qilin was a little afraid to look at her, as the water splashed on his face. "There is only porridge in the kitchen."

Zhang Haiyue brushed her hair vigorously and walked straight to the kitchen without stopping.

"It's okay, sister is a fairy, it's just food, no problem."

Zhang Qilin looked at Sister Haiyue's back.

"I am the patriarch now."

"I know."

Feeling the little sea officer's following gaze, Zhang Haiyue smiled, "You are so awesome, little sea officer."

Zhang Qilin's ears turned red, "It's not that great."

The firewood in the kitchen crackled, and the smell of braised pork trotters gradually filled the air. However, there was really nothing inside. Where did Sister Haiyue, who had just finished taking a shower, hide the pig's trotters?

He didn't believe that Sister Haiyue was a deity. Perhaps Sister Haiyue learned these skills from somewhere.

The instructor said that Haiyue was a very magical member of the Zhang family. She was different from the other members of the Zhang family. She had a different kind of recklessness and trampled wildly on the bottom line of the elders.

Receive the most severe beatings and hear the harshest words.

Because it is a female Qilin, it is much more precious than the male Qilin. Unlike them, which are all consumable, the elders said that even a madman should keep a female Qilin.

Zhang Haiyue, it’s not the bright moon rising from the sea, but the sea rising from the moon.

Sister Haiyue said that she was the master, the master of the Zhang family. Then after she finished speaking on the roof of the elders' house, she was dragged to the punishment hall and beaten.

The Punishment Hall is the place that the Zhang family fears the most. Sister Haiyue is a frequent visitor there.

Sister Haiyue is the most amazing person among their new generation because she is the oldest and has the biggest brain.

"What are you thinking about? Look at you. It's been a while since I last saw you. You look so thin. Eat some pig's trotters to nourish your brain."

Looking at the bowl of rice with the red, greasy pig's trotters on it, Zhang Qilin lowered his head and took a bite, and no one needed to persuade him from then on.

He didn't want to think about where such a big basin of pig's trotters came from. He just wanted to eat it first. How could he not lose weight if he only ate rice? All the pheasants in the mountain had been caught. The young ones could not be killed yet. He had to wait until they grew up and had the next litter.

"Sister Haiyue, where have you been?"

He didn’t know that Sister Haiyue’s mission was before he succeeded as the clan leader. He couldn’t find it after searching the task list. She had been gone for many years, so it must have been very difficult.

The second pig's trotter paused, "Mission completed."

It’s so delicious. Give me another one. Pig, you deserved to die.

As soon as you taste this, you can tell it’s from China and shipped abroad. Foreigners can’t make this kind of thing, only our own people will eat it.

However, those containers of guns and ammunition are American specialties, and she is very satisfied with them.

Little Japanese devils, wouldn't it be beautiful to die at the hands of your American father's guns and ammunition?

Little devil: Baga Yalu.

United States: Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh.

Zhang Haiyue couldn't help laughing when he thought about it.

quack quack.

Zhang Qilin looked at Sister Haiyue who was laughing for no apparent reason, and he didn't know which unlucky guy was this.

Congratulations to him, he died a quick death, after all, Sister Haiyue killed people with one knife and one gun.

"By the way, how's your shooting skill? Are you proficient in it?"

He was very familiar with this question.

"Ten rings."

"That's good. Remember, don't fight in close combat if you can attack from a distance. Don't use a knife if you can use a gun. In close combat, use what you are best at. Kill with one strike. Don't show mercy."

Zhang Qilin always feels inexplicably upset about Zhang Haiyue’s exhortations. You are the only one who treats us as your children. Am I your favorite one?

Of course you did. You didn’t look for anyone else but me.

Zhang Haiyue really didn't know this, because God shaped her according to her original personality, so taking care of the cubs was her instinct.

There is no one who has not been pacified by her.

They all liked her very much. Although she went crazy from time to time, she was very strong and would protect them.

The overseas Zhang family members were reluctant to leave, and they left their contact information which was hidden by Zhang Qilin.

Xiao Zhang: ... Aren't high-end people snatchers supposed to be green tea and sarcastic? You hid our contact information, you are shameless. I didn't expect you to be such a clan leader.

Zhang Haiguan: ... Now that I am no longer the clan leader, I can switch freely.

After dinner, I rested for half an hour.

"Come, let's spar and see if you've made any progress."

Zhang Haiyue took a quick step and gave Xiao Haiguan a flying kick. This sister’s way of caring for her brother is so hardcore.

Because you have to beat your younger brother early, otherwise it won’t be so easy once he becomes stronger.

Zhang Qilin retreated quickly. Being kicked like that would not feel good. He turned around and drew out the ancient black gold sword to meet the attack.

"Well done."

Zhang Haiyue shouted loudly, drew out his Longquan sword, and swung it horizontally. The sound of swords clashing was endless. After a few rounds, he put away the sword with satisfaction.

"Not bad, great progress."

Zhang Qilin's cheeks were puffed up, and he looked a little unconvinced.

Zhang Haiyue hit him on the forehead with a bang, "Little officer, when you grow taller, you can catch up with your sister."

Looking at the child who was only as tall as her chest, Zhang Haiyue was very pleased. This child was a good candidate for the family.

After all, this kind of swordsmanship is used to deal with blood corpses and rice dumplings. It would be very dangerous if you can't kill them with one blow. Both strength and speed are required.

The Zhang family members all learned this through training.

Although Zhang Haiyue doesn't like the old-fashioned Zhang family, she doesn't hate them either.

This is how their ancestors came here.

Zhang Qilin talked about what happened to the Zhang family after Haiyue left.

There were internal strife, betrayal, and old-fashioned elders. Many members of the Zhang family died in that genocide war, and both the Zhang and Wang families were severely damaged.

The rest have dispersed according to the instincts retained by the Zhang family.

He is the last head of the Zhang family, but the previous head of the Zhang family died in a hurry, so everything depends on him.

Looking at the familiar faces in the Zhang family's ancient building, Zhang Haiyue knocked on the coffin.

"Old man, I'm back."

Inside was a handsome young man, or rather, there was no old person here, he was extremely handsome.