Tomb Raider: The Adventures of a Dumb Man

"Boom boom boom!!!"

The fields of our ancestors have all been plowed.

"mother!!"

"father!!!!"

"I'll fight you!"

"Ahhh!"

"Baga, you dare to resist, kill them all, don't spare a single one."

"Da da da!!!"

Zhang Haiyue struggled to move, but couldn’t move at all. Mom, move!!!

Damn it, this is the sound of a mortar, my god, don't come over here! Zhang Haiyue, who was unable to move at all, was blown away and fell into the ravine with a thud. Her internal organs were displaced, but she still couldn't move. She spat out a mouthful of blood and fainted.

Fuck you, this is the beginning of a catastrophe.

This is just great.

Playing ball.

When Zhang Haiyue woke up, her head was buzzing. She wondered if she had a concussion. She was covered in dust and her body ached all over. Fortunately, her ribs were not broken and her internal organs were not ruptured. This body was in great shape. When she touched it, she felt that it was her own body.

Fortunately, my body is strong enough, otherwise I would have to go to see my motherland.

She was born in the end of the world. With great difficulty, time had finally rewound and she came to the modern society. She went to school hard, worked hard every day, and ate everything she wanted. In Guangxi, she was the number one in both civil and military affairs. She was a real talent and had long been noticed by the army, who were waiting for her to pass the exam.

Although the teacher said that she was a girl who was more reckless than boys and was an obedient troublemaker, the teacher was optimistic about her and waited for her to defeat all the troublemakers in the army and take pictures to show her.

The college entrance examination is over, and I am now stranded in an unknown time and space. What bad luck.

Dead and alive, alive and dead, luckily her space was still there. She ate some chicken stewed with mushrooms to calm herself down. A three-pound chicken was really enough to calm her down. She drank a cup of milk powder to replenish herself, and then a cup of soy milk to smooth over the limbs. She finally came back to life.

After stretching his body and smelling his own stinking body, Zhang Haiyue no longer cared about anything else. He turned over and looked at the corpses all over the ground, which were already emitting a faint foul odor.

She searched one by one, hoping to find a living person, but from one end of the village to the other, there was not a single one alive.

She seemed to remember hearing the sound of Baka before she passed out, so, this was the Shit Yellow Army.

Dry, the first page of the family tree.

Zhang Haiyue wanted it, and the temptation of opening a family tree alone was something no one could resist.

Now, let's put them to rest.

Later, she might not have time to bury them.

These men, women, young and old are all committing sins. Being born in this era, they are helpless.

Zhang Haiyue saw that there was no one around, so he took out the excavator and started digging. In ten minutes, a big hole was dug.

There are no single rooms left, so we can only lie down together. We can chat downstairs and not get lost.

Afterwards, Zhang Haiyue carried the corpses one by one, tidied their clothes simply, and put them in.

More than a hundred people in the village were killed just like that. As for the bodies of the Shit Yellow Army, they were not treated so well and were burned.

The villagers were covered with soil and a tombstone was erected, "The Tomb of Zhangjia Village".

She didn't know them either, she only knew that this was Zhangjia Village.

So this is the Zhang family tomb.

They have the same surname, so this couldn't be her ancestor. All the people with the surname Zhang are one family. Let's kowtow to him first.

Taking advantage of the night, Zhang Haiyue took away all the remaining usable things in Zhangjia Village. She couldn't let outsiders get away with it. After all, her surname was Zhang, not an outsider.

I don’t know what identity God has arranged for her.

This village is quite interesting. There are secret rooms in it, and it has not been discovered by the Japanese army. The craftsmanship is quite good, but it's a pity that the craftsman has no gun. Zhang Hai didn't look at the money carefully and took it all first.

She still thought she was smart, so she did some free shopping when she traveled to the United States, and a container of sanitary napkins set her free.

Zhang Haiyue slapped her head, so that's it, this must be the case, God was afraid that she would cheat on the motherland, so he threw her out.

She didn't kill anyone or burn anything. If she had known, she would have pressed the button and destroyed Japan first. After all, the American missiles had nothing to do with her. But she was too cautious and did nothing. She just watched and thought about coming back later. She took over the American manors and ports, and suffered a huge loss.

Tian Dao: I give you some space, but you really dare to do anything! ! ! ! ! Reflect on yourself.

Zhang Haiyue chose a clean secret room to take a nap first.

When I woke up, I wiped it.

She is a feudal remnant of a large family and a hereditary tomb robber. This is simply outrageous. She is a girl who joined the party with a good family background.

No, it can't be like this.

Looking at his two equally long fingers, he thought it was God's doing, but it turned out to be a problem of identity. This identity was immediately cleared.

This is a family genetic disease, a deformity, everyone who asks will say this.

Deformed, deformed, just repeat it a few more times.

She was planning to go back to her tribe. Those feudal remnants had run away, leaving behind only a small clan leader to do the work.

frenzied.

The clan leader's kung fu is better than hers. It's such a pity to twist the rice dumplings. It would be worse to twist the Japanese devils.

Compared to the Japanese, the blood corpses are all handsome and adorable, and the rice dumplings are all fragrant.

Once you kill a lot of devils, you'll naturally become a legitimate prodigy.

Having seen so many sufferings in the world, the clan leader will not be deceived by his clan members. The foolish clan leader who is alone and the group of Zhang family members who are invisible and under different names, are all smarter than the clan leader.

The patriarch is so gullible.

In this way, Zhang Haiyue climbed over mountains and crossed rivers, and finally found the gate of Zhang family.

If you are not a member of the Zhang family, you will die if you enter.

Okay, I'll go to the back door.

Zhang Haiyue is not stupid. According to the memory given by God, there are so many traps here as sieves that even the Japanese imperial army can't get in. They can only hear Eva Eva screaming, but they can't understand anything.

Look at the bodies in Life and Death Line, some fresh and some not.

There were quite a lot of clothes, as expected, and there were also those psychopathic corpses.

When he climbed over the cliff, Zhang Haiyue found the feeling of worshiping a mountain. It was no big deal to just sprinkle some water. This purely natural road without a path was indeed the most impressive.

She felt like she was back in Guangxi, and she was sure it was the Republic of China along the way.

It's good, it's not the end of the world, but it's not much better. These days, bullets and artillery shells have no eyes, and neither do the imperial army, bandits, warlords, and bad guys. Those who don't have a golden finger and live to see the founding of the country are lucky.

Her journey felt like she had gone through 81 trials and tribulations. Her knives were all broken, but her shooting skills were getting better and better. She was grateful for the gift from the American people.

This machine gun and sniper rifle can be switched back and forth, which is very useful.

Looking at that magnificent building, the Zhang family land, I, Zhang Haiyue, am back.

That shadow on the roof, could it be that little brat chief? Wow, he’s really small, and the little chief took him down.

While Zhang Haiyue was gesturing, Zhang Qilin had already stood up and was looking in her direction.

"Do the Zhang family members have eagle eyes? That seems to be true. I can see it too. Mom, I have evolved."

As she spoke, Zhang Haiyue quickly ran towards the middle of the mountain. If she didn't take a shower, she would stink.

"Chief, I'm back!"

Zhang Qilin: ... This voice is Sister Haiyue, she is still alive.